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Could you beat Disco Fries in finishing 2000 calorie meal then running 1 mile?

For $30M Platter will be slopped in front of you both at ...
offensive orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness
  07/07/25
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offensive orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/25
Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat reta...
arrogant psychic
  07/08/25
I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in ...
maniacal headpube hospital
  07/08/25
Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the...
arrogant psychic
  07/08/25
you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole ...
maniacal headpube hospital
  07/08/25
Nope. But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.
arrogant psychic
  07/08/25
You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your vir...
maniacal headpube hospital
  07/08/25
You’re just mad because poop eater month is over. A...
arrogant psychic
  07/08/25
Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but ...
maniacal headpube hospital
  07/08/25
What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you b...
arrogant psychic
  07/08/25
She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked...
maniacal headpube hospital
  07/08/25
If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eatin...
arrogant psychic
  07/08/25
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fuchsia rigpig fanboi
  07/08/25
You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win...
Milky Ungodly Corner Incel
  07/08/25
this seems impossible to lose, count me in
Cerise Set
  07/08/25
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impressive public bath trust fund
  07/08/25
This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. ...
Shimmering Location
  07/08/25
"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 mi...
Cerise Set
  07/08/25
Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definit...
Shimmering Location
  07/08/25
he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous
Abusive Range
  07/08/25
sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides
Cerise Set
  07/08/25
interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose b...
Zippy 180 Really Tough Guy
  07/08/25


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Date: July 7th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: offensive orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness

For $30M

Platter will be slopped in front of you both at same moment and the judge waits a mile away

Throw TSINAH in as a third competitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49080255)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: offensive orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49081953)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: arrogant psychic

Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat retarded ogres eat weird disgusting shit. People that fat never eat anything normal and it’s always just gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49081959)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: maniacal headpube hospital

I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in the world given that DF is 700 pounds and probably doesnt have any bones left in his feet.

so the hypo involves sitting at a diner, slowly sucking on chicken wings, and then casually walking for ~roughly 22 minutes, where you pass by the cadaver of someone tattered by vultures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49081968)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: arrogant psychic

Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082011)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: maniacal headpube hospital

you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole who wouldnt let you touch the other hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082282)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: arrogant psychic

Nope.

But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082420)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: maniacal headpube hospital

You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your virgin tradcath fucked a 5'6 Albanian criminal, a repulsive ogre carsalesman, and the best, a geriatric jew, has nothing to do with you so stop taking this personally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082732)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: arrogant psychic

You’re just mad because poop eater month is over.

Also no way that albaninigger is that tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082734)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: maniacal headpube hospital

Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but you're so sooooo Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082746)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: arrogant psychic

What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you be proud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082757)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: maniacal headpube hospital

She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082767)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: arrogant psychic

If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eating poop, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082768)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: fuchsia rigpig fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082361)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Milky Ungodly Corner Incel

You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win. Disco Fats would have a heart attack if he tried to lug his corpulence that far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49081971)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Cerise Set

this seems impossible to lose, count me in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082425)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: impressive public bath trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082639)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Shimmering Location

This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes. Even granting that xo posters are all better-than-world-class athletes, I don't think they're going to do better than a 5 minute mile immediately after eating 2,000 calories. That means you need to eat the 2,000 calories meal no slower than 7 minutes slower then disco fries. There's a huge meal for a typical person, but you know disco fries will just hoover it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082437)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Cerise Set

"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes."

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082446)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Shimmering Location

Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definitely do a 12 minute mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082593)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Abusive Range

he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082597)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Cerise Set

sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082750)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Zippy 180 Really Tough Guy

interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose because disco fries cannot *run* a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2)#49082600)