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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
black tantric chapel
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
dashing locale
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
black tantric chapel
  07/14/25
100%
Aquamarine Bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
FAG
histrionic locus headpube
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
bronze rigpig
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
sickened stirring hospital
  07/14/25
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Diverse gold market
  07/14/25
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Aquamarine Bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Seedy office stock car
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration
  07/14/25
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titillating aqua death wish theater
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Seedy office stock car
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Seedy office stock car
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Seedy office stock car
  07/14/25
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abusive boyish nursing home hissy fit
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
khaki nighttime gas station knife
  07/15/25
Lol
Seedy office stock car
  07/15/25
jfc 180
histrionic locus headpube
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Aquamarine Bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
mahogany principal's office ratface
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Diverse gold market
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
black tantric chapel
  07/14/25
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dashing locale
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Seedy office stock car
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
black tantric chapel
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration
  07/14/25
wut
Geriatric center
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Embarrassed to the bone cruel-hearted meetinghouse national security agency
  07/14/25
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abusive boyish nursing home hissy fit
  07/15/25
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henna depressive
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Iridescent racy coldplay fan
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Balding partner
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
henna depressive
  07/15/25
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bronze rigpig
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Brindle Hunting Ground
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titillating aqua death wish theater
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Seedy office stock car
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Zippy faggotry native
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Stimulating frozen stag film
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Brindle Hunting Ground
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Aquamarine Bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
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Aquamarine Bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
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abusive boyish nursing home hissy fit
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
vengeful stead
  07/14/25
...
Vigorous light friendly grandma
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
fear-inspiring property preventive strike
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
abusive boyish nursing home hissy fit
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Spectacular faggot firefighter
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
mischievous impertinent weed whacker
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Ebony Mental Disorder Parlor
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Bonkers mint half-breed water buffalo
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Crusty hominid
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Provocative fluffy hall
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
khaki nighttime gas station knife
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histrionic locus headpube
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Seedy office stock car
  07/15/25
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Aquamarine Bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Aquamarine Bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: black tantric chapel

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: dashing locale

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: black tantric chapel

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bawdyhouse

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: histrionic locus headpube

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: bronze rigpig

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: sickened stirring hospital

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Diverse gold market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Seedy office stock car

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: titillating aqua death wish theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Seedy office stock car

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Seedy office stock car

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Seedy office stock car

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: abusive boyish nursing home hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: khaki nighttime gas station knife

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Seedy office stock car

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: histrionic locus headpube

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: mahogany principal's office ratface

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Diverse gold market

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: black tantric chapel

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: dashing locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Seedy office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: black tantric chapel

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Geriatric center

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cruel-hearted meetinghouse national security agency

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: abusive boyish nursing home hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: startling claret tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: henna depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Carnelian Big Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Iridescent racy coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Balding partner

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: henna depressive

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: bronze rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Brindle Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: titillating aqua death wish theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: arousing shrine gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Seedy office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Zippy faggotry native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Stimulating frozen stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Brindle Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bawdyhouse

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: abusive boyish nursing home hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: vengeful stead

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Vigorous light friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring property preventive strike

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: abusive boyish nursing home hissy fit

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Spectacular faggot firefighter

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: mischievous impertinent weed whacker

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Ebony Mental Disorder Parlor

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Bonkers mint half-breed water buffalo

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Crusty hominid

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Provocative fluffy hall

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: khaki nighttime gas station knife

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Dark church building hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: histrionic locus headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Seedy office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bawdyhouse

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Flirting Internal Respiration

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104451)