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Paul Vasiloff, Esq. megathread

https://www.kirkland.com/lawyers/v/vasiloff-paul
Tan theater stage
  08/16/25
Do you know if Paul has ever teamed up with Eric Bumpus (of ...
saffron parlor
  08/16/25
anything is possible. i couldn't rule it out.
Tan theater stage
  08/16/25
lol I don't recall why SP was stalking this poor random shlu...
Shimmering Generalized Bond
  08/16/25
i forget but he identified someone as PV a few months back
Tan theater stage
  08/16/25
was it Nippon Baseball ?
Shimmering Generalized Bond
  08/16/25
might be. man i can't stop fucking listening to Ye's hei...
Tan theater stage
  08/16/25
You are a 45 year old man.
Red point roast beef
  08/16/25
True. And you are a failed lawyer living in Florida represen...
Tan theater stage
  08/16/25
None of that is true but you are around 45 and listen to rap...
Red point roast beef
  08/16/25
lol you're done here. why do you even poast? do you enjoy be...
arousing duck-like ratface
  08/16/25
Sometimes lawyering is about thinking outside the box!
Tan theater stage
  08/16/25
it was me. i emailed his burner pretending to be boner polic...
arousing duck-like ratface
  08/16/25
jfc lol
Shimmering Generalized Bond
  08/16/25
...
saffron parlor
  08/16/25
oh shit how did i forget that. that was insane.
Tan theater stage
  08/16/25
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Tan theater stage
  10/05/25


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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Tan theater stage

https://www.kirkland.com/lawyers/v/vasiloff-paul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190463)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: saffron parlor

Do you know if Paul has ever teamed up with Eric Bumpus (of Texas) on any legal cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190467)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Tan theater stage

anything is possible. i couldn't rule it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190477)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Shimmering Generalized Bond

lol I don't recall why SP was stalking this poor random shlub?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190482)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Tan theater stage

i forget but he identified someone as PV a few months back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190485)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Shimmering Generalized Bond

was it Nippon Baseball ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190497)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Tan theater stage

might be.

man i can't stop fucking listening to Ye's heil hitler. this song is amazing and makes me want to burn down a synagogue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190500)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Red point roast beef

You are a 45 year old man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190848)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Tan theater stage

True. And you are a failed lawyer living in Florida representing shitclients in shitmatters and apparently doing a poor job of it. You wasted whatever effort you exerted to get into Chicago and definitely wasted the 6 figures you spent on it. To say nothing of how hard it was to get through, because it’s possibly the only elite school that isn’t a cakewalk to get through. So you had to kill uourdelf for three years.

And for what? You’re so unlikable and awkward (and maybe just stupid. Actually, you are stupid based on what we’ve seen on your lawyering) that you got no offered after 2L biglaw summer, where all you do is write a couple memos and go to happy hours. How did that happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190879)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Red point roast beef

None of that is true but you are around 45 and listen to rap music and care about Gazans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49191076)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: arousing duck-like ratface

lol you're done here. why do you even poast? do you enjoy being humiliated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49191088)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Tan theater stage

Sometimes lawyering is about thinking outside the box!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49191129)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: arousing duck-like ratface

it was me. i emailed his burner pretending to be boner police who was mad at gunneratttt for trying to fuck gjr and outed that gunneratttt works for mpa in boston, is a nebbish jew and some other details.

i have no clue why he latched onto some guy that looks quite handsome and pretty goyish.

also it feels like a fucking sim glitch that a few months later gjr and bp reconciled and bp started outing mpa because he thinks mpa was trying to hit on gjr. holy fucking shit man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190511)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Shimmering Generalized Bond

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190513)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: saffron parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190518)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Tan theater stage

oh shit how did i forget that. that was insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49190520)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Tan theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2)#49327127)