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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Smoky Wonderful Psychic
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
big magenta fanboi
  08/28/25
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Smoky Wonderful Psychic
  08/28/25
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180 parlour ape
  08/28/25
that's it?
arousing preventive strike
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Smoky Wonderful Psychic
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Crimson Bbw
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
arousing preventive strike
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Iridescent hairraiser senate
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Iridescent hairraiser senate
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Iridescent hairraiser senate
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
racy love of her life
  08/28/25
Happy?
Electric copper property
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
racy love of her life
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Iridescent hairraiser senate
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
180 parlour ape
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Iridescent hairraiser senate
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
180 parlour ape
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Adventurous rebellious native elastic band
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Spruce Business Firm Idea He Suggested
  08/28/25
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Frisky school
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
bearded organic girlfriend
  08/29/25
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Slap-happy whorehouse
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
contagious sanctuary
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Boyish beta forum volcanic crater
  08/29/25
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Frisky school
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
nofapping shrine degenerate
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Boyish beta forum volcanic crater
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
jet sneaky criminal
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Iridescent hairraiser senate
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
racy love of her life
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
contagious sanctuary
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Iridescent hairraiser senate
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
house-broken multi-colored nursing home
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Abusive useless lay
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
racy love of her life
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
180 parlour ape
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Iridescent hairraiser senate
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Boyish beta forum volcanic crater
  09/01/25
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Iridescent hairraiser senate
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Boyish beta forum volcanic crater
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Iridescent hairraiser senate
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Electric copper property
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
racy love of her life
  09/01/25
?
Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Ivory magical blood rage brunch
  09/01/25
Fuck you
racy love of her life
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Iridescent hairraiser senate
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea
  09/12/25
Yes
Iridescent hairraiser senate
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Smoky Wonderful Psychic
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Smoky Wonderful Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: big magenta fanboi

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Smoky Wonderful Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: 180 parlour ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arousing preventive strike

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Smoky Wonderful Psychic

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Crimson Bbw

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: arousing preventive strike

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser senate

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser senate

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser senate

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: racy love of her life

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Electric copper property

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: racy love of her life

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser senate

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: 180 parlour ape

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser senate

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: 180 parlour ape

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Adventurous rebellious native elastic band

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Spruce Business Firm Idea He Suggested

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Frisky school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: bearded organic girlfriend

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: contagious sanctuary

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Boyish beta forum volcanic crater

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Frisky school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: nofapping shrine degenerate

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Boyish beta forum volcanic crater

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: jet sneaky criminal

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser senate

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: racy love of her life

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: contagious sanctuary

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser senate

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: house-broken multi-colored nursing home

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Abusive useless lay

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: racy love of her life

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: 180 parlour ape

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser senate

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Boyish beta forum volcanic crater

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Boyish beta forum volcanic crater

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser senate

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Electric copper property

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: racy love of her life

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Ivory magical blood rage brunch

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: racy love of her life

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser senate

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Iridescent hairraiser senate

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse marketing idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Smoky Wonderful Psychic

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259839)