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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
splenetic theater
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
twinkling hospital
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Stimulating Senate Patrolman
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
walnut godawful base
  08/30/25
...
mahogany becky milk
  09/05/25
, he lisped
At-the-ready bright range french chef
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
contagious brass library
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
splenetic theater
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
contagious brass library
  08/31/25
...
Pink plaza pocket flask
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  08/31/25
delusional take
Pink plaza pocket flask
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Hot nibblets
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Chocolate stubborn school mediation
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
splenetic theater
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
splenetic theater
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Chocolate stubborn school mediation
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Chocolate stubborn school mediation
  09/05/25
...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
tantric mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Chocolate stubborn school mediation
  09/05/25
...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Chocolate stubborn school mediation
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
splenetic theater
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Sinister Jap
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Sinister Jap
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/05/25
Kenny
Chocolate stubborn school mediation
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
splenetic theater
  09/06/25
...
honey-headed stage volcanic crater
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/06/25
...
honey-headed stage volcanic crater
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
splenetic theater
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
smoky theater stage
  09/07/25
Explain
splenetic theater
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
jet-lagged diverse ape
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
splenetic theater
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
splenetic theater
  09/07/25
...
Hot nibblets
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Chocolate stubborn school mediation
  01/18/26
...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Submissive Brindle Main People Station
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
splenetic theater
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
splenetic theater
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
pearly business firm
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Chocolate stubborn school mediation
  05/28/26
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Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space
  05/28/26
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TurboGrafx-67
  06/07/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: splenetic theater

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: twinkling hospital

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Senate Patrolman

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: walnut godawful base

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mahogany becky milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: At-the-ready bright range french chef

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: contagious brass library

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: splenetic theater

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: contagious brass library

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Pink plaza pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Pink plaza pocket flask

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Hot nibblets

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Chocolate stubborn school mediation

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: splenetic theater

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: splenetic theater

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Chocolate stubborn school mediation

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Chocolate stubborn school mediation

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: tantric mad-dog skullcap

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Chocolate stubborn school mediation

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Chocolate stubborn school mediation

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: splenetic theater

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Sinister Jap

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Sinister Jap

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Chocolate stubborn school mediation

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: splenetic theater

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: honey-headed stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: honey-headed stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: splenetic theater

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: smoky theater stage

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: splenetic theater

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: jet-lagged diverse ape

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: splenetic theater

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: splenetic theater

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Hot nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Chocolate stubborn school mediation

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Submissive Brindle Main People Station

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: splenetic theater

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: splenetic theater

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: pearly business firm

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Chocolate stubborn school mediation

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49919996)