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Has sp served gunner and buttcheeks with a lawsuit yet?

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jade indian lodge
  01/22/26
I run to the letterbox every morning, filled with feelings o...
odious locus puppy
  01/22/26
I actually beefed up my security perimeter and I have enough...
pale regret national
  01/22/26
The process server would just have amazon hide him in one of...
Aggressive exciting ticket booth
  01/22/26
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odious locus puppy
  01/22/26
all packages are left at the gate and i retrieve them under ...
pale regret national
  01/22/26
Experienced process servers are trained in the art of ninjit...
Aggressive exciting ticket booth
  01/22/26
Fair, but I also have a guard dog that is trained to detect ...
pale regret national
  01/22/26
Check your jx, but it's the majority rule that if your dog m...
Aggressive exciting ticket booth
  01/22/26
this works both ways in those jx btw -- a childhood friend o...
Ultramarine Ceo
  01/22/26
Oh fuck. But was the dog okay?
Aggressive exciting ticket booth
  01/22/26
sadly no, things were ruff for him after that
Ultramarine Ceo
  01/22/26
I have multiple dogs. The dog i just described alerts to odo...
pale regret national
  01/22/26
im glad you all think this is hilarious but my life has been...
Ultramarine Ceo
  01/22/26
as a complete life failure you are judgment proof and have n...
garnet boyish principal's office
  01/22/26
what makes you believe this about me other than us having di...
Ultramarine Ceo
  01/22/26
mostly that ur on here 24/7
garnet boyish principal's office
  01/23/26
Gunner seems to be doing pretty well in life all things cons...
translucent business firm
  01/22/26
that's why the first judgment against gunner, is going to fu...
odious locus puppy
  01/22/26
It’s like that one weird trick that turns a whole life...
translucent business firm
  01/22/26
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odious locus puppy
  01/23/26
when the clownsuit drops (and it definitely will!) ill start...
Ultramarine Ceo
  01/22/26
clownsuit of pedocles hovering over me
Exhilarant Green Base Associate
  01/27/26
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Ultramarine Ceo
  01/27/26
if sp comes for the king he best not miss
Cobalt police squad
  01/22/26
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mewling immigrant
  01/22/26
I'm getting impatient for this all to kick off
odious locus puppy
  01/27/26
it's like being diagnosed with a terminal illness. instead o...
Ultramarine Ceo
  01/27/26
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odious locus puppy
  01/27/26
he's busy serving up a little playroom special first
pale regret national
  01/27/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: jade indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608103)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: odious locus puppy

I run to the letterbox every morning, filled with feelings of promise and excitement that today might be the day, but still nothing :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608114)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: pale regret national

I actually beefed up my security perimeter and I have enough supplies stocked up to last for years and I order delivery off Amazon. Good fucking luck to a process server!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608423)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Aggressive exciting ticket booth

The process server would just have amazon hide him in one of the bigger amazon boxes and when you open the box, bam, the process server serves you and now you just got served with process. It happens all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608453)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: odious locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608456)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: pale regret national

all packages are left at the gate and i retrieve them under cover of darkness. i have an AI security camera that alerts me to any motion, so they'd have to remain in the box all day without moving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608461)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Aggressive exciting ticket booth

Experienced process servers are trained in the art of ninjitsu and can remain silent and motionless for up to three days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608467)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: pale regret national

Fair, but I also have a guard dog that is trained to detect human odors and he first sniffs all incoming large parcels and if I see him alert then I call him back in and handle the parcel appropriately, which I cannot really elaborate on in further detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608477)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Aggressive exciting ticket booth

Check your jx, but it's the majority rule that if your dog mauls the process server that counts as you getting served because the dog is your agent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608487)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine Ceo

this works both ways in those jx btw -- a childhood friend of mine got put down because he bit a mailman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608494)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Aggressive exciting ticket booth

Oh fuck. But was the dog okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608514)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Ultramarine Ceo

sadly no, things were ruff for him after that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608524)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: pale regret national

I have multiple dogs. The dog i just described alerts to odors, he is not trained to attack. Those dogs are kept between the secondary fence and the actual house, but this dog patrols the perimeter of the property or goes on targeted missions to sniff identified items. The dog is not trained to accept service either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608579)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: Ultramarine Ceo

im glad you all think this is hilarious but my life has been constant stress and dread with the clownsuit of damocles hovering over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608395)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: garnet boyish principal's office

as a complete life failure you are judgment proof and have nothing to lose, other than a few mins a day of xo poasting time, so I doubt this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608408)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Ultramarine Ceo

what makes you believe this about me other than us having divergent political views and you just hoping your political opponents are suffering irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608419)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: garnet boyish principal's office

mostly that ur on here 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49613168)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: translucent business firm

Gunner seems to be doing pretty well in life all things considered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608420)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: odious locus puppy

that's why the first judgment against gunner, is going to fund all SP's subsequent victories against me and others, thereby creating the litigation perpetual motion machine that will crush all before it and make SP rich -- as he explained it to us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: translucent business firm

It’s like that one weird trick that turns a whole life insurance policy into an infinite money printing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608472)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: odious locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49612915)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Ultramarine Ceo

when the clownsuit drops (and it definitely will!) ill start up a gofundme. i am surely just the first domino and if sp wins that'll make victories against everyone else easier. hes just going go around from poaster to poaster getting judgments In Excess of One Million Dollars until there's no one left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608486)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant Green Base Associate

clownsuit of pedocles

hovering over me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49624037)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49624047)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: Cobalt police squad

if sp comes for the king he best not miss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608426)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: mewling immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49608478)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: odious locus puppy

I'm getting impatient for this all to kick off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49624005)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine Ceo

it's like being diagnosed with a terminal illness. instead of being anxious about our inevitable doom, we should try our best to enjoy the remaining moments of pre-clownsuit life we have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49624012)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: odious locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49624030)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: pale regret national

he's busy serving up a little playroom special first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2)#49624014)