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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
Lime tank
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
irate office
  04/01/26
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useless haunting senate hominid
  04/01/26
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slap-happy coral generalized bond abode
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
puce chest-beating fortuitous meteor property
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
Ruby Heady Shrine
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
puce chest-beating fortuitous meteor property
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
useless haunting senate hominid
  04/01/26
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Lime tank
  04/01/26
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slap-happy coral generalized bond abode
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
Obsidian spectacular circlehead stag film
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
Honey-headed boyish institution
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
useless haunting senate hominid
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
Dull comical laser beams faggot firefighter
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
Bearded Pungent Black Woman Boltzmann
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
curious filthy site police squad
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
puce chest-beating fortuitous meteor property
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
Fluffy motley striped hyena
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
Fluffy motley striped hyena
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
disturbing maize sanctuary
  04/01/26
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irate office
  04/01/26
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Sable stirring cuckold round eye
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
dun trip ticket booth
  04/01/26
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slap-happy coral generalized bond abode
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
Amethyst hot school cafeteria
  04/01/26
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arrogant affirmative action lay
  04/01/26
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irate office
  04/01/26
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mind-boggling startling organic girlfriend
  04/01/26
...
Adventurous Parlor Ratface
  04/01/26
...
mustard international law enforcement agency ceo
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
confused giraffe
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
puce chest-beating fortuitous meteor property
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
Amethyst hot school cafeteria
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
Cobalt pozpig
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
Garnet vibrant spot
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
slap-happy coral generalized bond abode
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
confused giraffe
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
light swashbuckling voyeur
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
rose station internal respiration
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
Gay resort chad
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
Henna space indirect expression
  04/01/26
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confused giraffe
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
Adventurous Parlor Ratface
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
Passionate coffee pot locale
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
mustard international law enforcement agency ceo
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Lime tank

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: irate office

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: useless haunting senate hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: slap-happy coral generalized bond abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: puce chest-beating fortuitous meteor property

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Ruby Heady Shrine

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: puce chest-beating fortuitous meteor property

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: useless haunting senate hominid

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Lime tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: slap-happy coral generalized bond abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Obsidian spectacular circlehead stag film

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed boyish institution

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: useless haunting senate hominid

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Dull comical laser beams faggot firefighter

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Bearded Pungent Black Woman Boltzmann

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: curious filthy site police squad

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: puce chest-beating fortuitous meteor property

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Fluffy motley striped hyena

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: Fluffy motley striped hyena

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: disturbing maize sanctuary

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: irate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Sable stirring cuckold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: dun trip ticket booth

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: slap-happy coral generalized bond abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Amethyst hot school cafeteria

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: arrogant affirmative action lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: irate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling startling organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Adventurous Parlor Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: mustard international law enforcement agency ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: confused giraffe

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: puce chest-beating fortuitous meteor property

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Amethyst hot school cafeteria

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Cobalt pozpig

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Garnet vibrant spot

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: slap-happy coral generalized bond abode

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: confused giraffe

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: light swashbuckling voyeur

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: rose station internal respiration

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Gay resort chad

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Henna space indirect expression

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: confused giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Adventurous Parlor Ratface

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Passionate coffee pot locale

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: mustard international law enforcement agency ceo

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2)#49787327)