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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Startled sanctuary
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Tan boistinker
  04/05/26
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blathering genital piercing institution
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Startled sanctuary
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Startled sanctuary
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Tan boistinker
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
multi-colored antidepressant drug black woman
  04/05/26
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Fiercely-loyal hateful stag film turdskin
  04/05/26
Lol
titillating newt
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Fluffy Piazza
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Startled sanctuary
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Fluffy Piazza
  04/05/26
...
Tan boistinker
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Canary half-breed locus
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
blathering genital piercing institution
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Bateful stage
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Excitant Carnelian Trust Fund Church Building
  04/05/26
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Kink-friendly cruel-hearted affirmative action hell
  04/05/26
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awkward halford background story
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Laughsome lay wagecucks
  04/05/26
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cowardly orchid meetinghouse
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Startled sanctuary
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Laughsome lay wagecucks
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
fuchsia fantasy-prone puppy
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
burgundy tattoo theatre
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Fishy aromatic cuckold
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Sexy Hissy Fit
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Metal gas station
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Drab High-end Immigrant
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
burgundy tattoo theatre
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Sexy Hissy Fit
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Drab High-end Immigrant
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Kink-friendly cruel-hearted affirmative action hell
  04/05/26
...
Tan boistinker
  04/05/26
...
Exciting Hospital
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
fuchsia fantasy-prone puppy
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Drab High-end Immigrant
  04/05/26
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Fiercely-loyal hateful stag film turdskin
  04/05/26
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Fiercely-loyal hateful stag film turdskin
  04/05/26
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Arrogant hall sex offender
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Arrogant hall sex offender
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
appetizing site love of her life
  04/05/26
...
Tan boistinker
  04/05/26
...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
lime electric party of the first part psychic
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Startled sanctuary
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
fuchsia fantasy-prone puppy
  04/05/26
...
Drab High-end Immigrant
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Maize lettuce
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Startled sanctuary

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Tan boistinker

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: blathering genital piercing institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Startled sanctuary

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Startled sanctuary

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Tan boistinker

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug black woman

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hateful stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: titillating newt

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Fluffy Piazza

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Startled sanctuary

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Fluffy Piazza

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Tan boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Canary half-breed locus

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: blathering genital piercing institution

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Bateful stage

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Excitant Carnelian Trust Fund Church Building

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Kink-friendly cruel-hearted affirmative action hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: awkward halford background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Laughsome lay wagecucks

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: cowardly orchid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Startled sanctuary

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Laughsome lay wagecucks

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: fuchsia fantasy-prone puppy

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: burgundy tattoo theatre

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Fishy aromatic cuckold

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Sexy Hissy Fit

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Metal gas station

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Drab High-end Immigrant

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: burgundy tattoo theatre

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Sexy Hissy Fit

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Drab High-end Immigrant

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cruel-hearted affirmative action hell

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Tan boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Exciting Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: fuchsia fantasy-prone puppy

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Drab High-end Immigrant

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hateful stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hateful stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Arrogant hall sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Arrogant hall sex offender

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: appetizing site love of her life

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Tan boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: lime electric party of the first part psychic

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Startled sanctuary

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: fuchsia fantasy-prone puppy

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Drab High-end Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Maize lettuce

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49812165)