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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
Boyish headpube black woman
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
Sapphire vigorous philosopher-king elastic band
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
milky big-titted place of business
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
Boyish headpube black woman
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Useless Abnormal Jew
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
indecent dog poop laser beams
  04/28/26
...
180 cerise haunted graveyard degenerate
  04/29/26
...
mahogany useless brakes
  04/29/26
Seems so
Silver gaped bawdyhouse candlestick maker
  04/30/26
...
Effete milk
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Beady-eyed crackhouse
  05/06/26
...
amber charismatic parlour
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
Wild Kitty Cat Resort
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
Embarrassed to the bone dull private investor church building
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
amber charismatic parlour
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
frozen spectacular garrison sweet tailpipe
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
mahogany useless brakes
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
180 cerise haunted graveyard degenerate
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
Silver gaped bawdyhouse candlestick maker
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
mahogany useless brakes
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
Buck-toothed Sienna Native
  04/29/26
Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony
180 cerise haunted graveyard degenerate
  05/07/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
Boyish headpube black woman
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
mahogany useless brakes
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
Drab corn cake tattoo
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
Overrated flushed den
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
Buck-toothed Sienna Native
  04/29/26
Alpha.
opaque vibrant pozpig
  04/29/26
Is this real?
Balding bat shit crazy space
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
Silver gaped bawdyhouse candlestick maker
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
aquamarine whorehouse nibblets
  04/30/26
U drunk?
Silver gaped bawdyhouse candlestick maker
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
aquamarine whorehouse nibblets
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
180 cerise haunted graveyard degenerate
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
Effete milk
  04/30/26
...
Effete milk
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
Buck-toothed Sienna Native
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
Boyish headpube black woman
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
Boyish headpube black woman
  05/02/26
Majestic
Buck-toothed Sienna Native
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
Silver gaped bawdyhouse candlestick maker
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
mahogany useless brakes
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
mahogany useless brakes
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
Boyish headpube black woman
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
Buck-toothed Sienna Native
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
Sapphire vigorous philosopher-king elastic band
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
Buck-toothed Sienna Native
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
mahogany useless brakes
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
Sapphire vigorous philosopher-king elastic band
  05/04/26
...
mahogany useless brakes
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
mahogany useless brakes
  05/06/26
...
opaque vibrant pozpig
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
amber charismatic parlour
  05/06/26
^^the author
Buck-toothed Sienna Native
  05/06/26
...
amber charismatic parlour
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
Sapphire vigorous philosopher-king elastic band
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
Lavender toilet seat
  05/07/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Boyish headpube black woman

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous philosopher-king elastic band

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: milky big-titted place of business

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: Boyish headpube black woman

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Useless Abnormal Jew

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: indecent dog poop laser beams

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: 180 cerise haunted graveyard degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: mahogany useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: Silver gaped bawdyhouse candlestick maker

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Effete milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crackhouse

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: amber charismatic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Wild Kitty Cat Resort

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dull private investor church building

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: amber charismatic parlour

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: frozen spectacular garrison sweet tailpipe

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: mahogany useless brakes

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: 180 cerise haunted graveyard degenerate

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Silver gaped bawdyhouse candlestick maker

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: mahogany useless brakes

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Sienna Native

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850603)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: 180 cerise haunted graveyard degenerate

Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49871593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: Boyish headpube black woman

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: mahogany useless brakes

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Drab corn cake tattoo

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Overrated flushed den

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Sienna Native

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: opaque vibrant pozpig

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Balding bat shit crazy space

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Silver gaped bawdyhouse candlestick maker

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: aquamarine whorehouse nibblets

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Silver gaped bawdyhouse candlestick maker

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: aquamarine whorehouse nibblets

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: 180 cerise haunted graveyard degenerate

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: Effete milk

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Effete milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Sienna Native

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Boyish headpube black woman

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Boyish headpube black woman

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Sienna Native

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Silver gaped bawdyhouse candlestick maker

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: mahogany useless brakes

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: mahogany useless brakes

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Boyish headpube black woman

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Sienna Native

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous philosopher-king elastic band

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Sienna Native

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: mahogany useless brakes

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous philosopher-king elastic band

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: mahogany useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: mahogany useless brakes

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: opaque vibrant pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: amber charismatic parlour

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Sienna Native

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: amber charismatic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Sapphire vigorous philosopher-king elastic band

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Lavender toilet seat

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2)#49871448)