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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Sinister green queen of the night hell
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Mustard soggy legal warrant
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Sinister green queen of the night hell
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Mustard soggy legal warrant
  05/01/26
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Topaz patrolman
  05/01/26
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Mint rehab keepsake machete
  04/29/26
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Sinister green queen of the night hell
  04/29/26
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Topaz patrolman
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Aqua Pistol
  04/29/26
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Soul-stirring Associate
  04/29/26
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Topaz patrolman
  05/01/26
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Idiotic Brethren
  04/30/26
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Fishy curious useless brakes home
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Fishy curious useless brakes home
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Topaz patrolman
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Soul-stirring Associate
  05/02/26
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Topaz patrolman
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Sinister green queen of the night hell
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Aqua Pistol
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Sinister green queen of the night hell
  04/29/26
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Topaz patrolman
  04/29/26
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Vivacious house-broken digit ratio antidepressant drug
  04/29/26
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Stimulating wrinkle immigrant
  04/29/26
180!
Soul-stirring Associate
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Mint rehab keepsake machete
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Sinister green queen of the night hell
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
canary dopamine locus
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Sinister green queen of the night hell
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
rambunctious party of the first part stead
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Sinister green queen of the night hell
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
rambunctious party of the first part stead
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Sinister green queen of the night hell
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
peach odious point really tough guy
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Sinister green queen of the night hell
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
rambunctious party of the first part stead
  05/01/26
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Topaz patrolman
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
peach odious point really tough guy
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
rambunctious party of the first part stead
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Topaz patrolman
  05/01/26
180
Vivacious house-broken digit ratio antidepressant drug
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Mint rehab keepsake machete
  05/01/26
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alcoholic spectacular office
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
lemon ratface
  04/30/26
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lemon ratface
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
cordovan shrine filthpig
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Sinister green queen of the night hell
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
rambunctious party of the first part stead
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Sinister green queen of the night hell
  05/01/26
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Topaz patrolman
  05/01/26
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rambunctious party of the first part stead
  05/01/26
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Topaz patrolman
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
180 kitchen toilet seat
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Topaz patrolman
  05/01/26
congrats!
Fishy curious useless brakes home
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Vivacious house-broken digit ratio antidepressant drug
  05/01/26
180
Topaz patrolman
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Sinister green queen of the night hell
  05/01/26
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Topaz patrolman
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
180 kitchen toilet seat
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Topaz patrolman
  05/01/26
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Soul-stirring Associate
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Mustard soggy legal warrant

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Mustard soggy legal warrant

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Mint rehab keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Aqua Pistol

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Idiotic Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Fishy curious useless brakes home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Fishy curious useless brakes home

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Associate

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Aqua Pistol

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Vivacious house-broken digit ratio antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Stimulating wrinkle immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Associate

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Mint rehab keepsake machete

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: canary dopamine locus

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: rambunctious party of the first part stead

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: rambunctious party of the first part stead

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: peach odious point really tough guy

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: rambunctious party of the first part stead

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: peach odious point really tough guy

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: rambunctious party of the first part stead

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Vivacious house-broken digit ratio antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Mint rehab keepsake machete

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: alcoholic spectacular office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: lemon ratface

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: lemon ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: cordovan shrine filthpig

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: rambunctious party of the first part stead

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: rambunctious party of the first part stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: 180 kitchen toilet seat

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Fishy curious useless brakes home

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Vivacious house-broken digit ratio antidepressant drug

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Sinister green queen of the night hell

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: 180 kitchen toilet seat

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Topaz patrolman

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860163)