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Turd At Wife's F500 Got Caught For Having 2 WFH Sinecures - Funny Story
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Date: May 5th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: Bistre cracking french chef turd was a contractor at wife's f500 (company A) via a contracting agency, and eventually was hired as a w-2 employee. turd in wife's general area, but reports to a fellow manager not my wife. let's call the turd's manager "manager A."
as it so happens, manager A's brother used to also work at company A in the same general area, and is now a manager at company B. let's call manager A's brother manager B.
manager B was recently interviewing contractors to work at company B. he came across turd's resume via a contracting agency.
the resume that turd used for company B reflects steady contracting work during the time he’s been employed at company A, and makes no mention of his employment at company A.
manager B remembered that turd used to work for at company A, and called manager A (his brother) to ask for a reference. manager A said "holy fuck, why is this guy looking for consulting gigs when he's a full time employee here."
manager A went to HR. company A's HR told the turd that he needed to disclose all moonlighting/consulting he's doing, and he can continue if there's no conflict issues.
turd then submitted his resignation to company A. |
Date: May 6th, 2026 8:28 AM Author: Bistre cracking french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869145) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:31 AM Author: magical cyan fat ankles huh? so he just applied for another jerb while still having one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869156) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: Vivacious becky kikes and managers hate this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869163) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:35 AM Author: Bistre cracking french chef See the added paragraph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869173) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: Bistre cracking french chef See the edit to add paragraph. I left out that pertinent info. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869165) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:35 AM Author: Vermilion Deranged Liquid Oxygen Hominid Low IQ shtick, cocksucker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869172) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:39 AM Author: Bistre cracking french chef You seem like an angry oriental. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869181) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:43 AM Author: Vermilion Deranged Liquid Oxygen Hominid I’ve posted my phenotype 50x you unseen Urchin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869198) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:48 AM Author: Bistre cracking french chef I have no idea who you are but you seem like an angry oriental (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869206) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: Vivacious becky he's a bald indian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869227) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:35 AM Author: Vermilion Deranged Liquid Oxygen Hominid This guy just sucks. The OP that is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869169) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:43 AM Author: arousing pearl crotch ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869194) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: charismatic cheese-eating reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49870285) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:34 PM Author: aphrodisiac sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49870613) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: gay rough-skinned main people theatre That's not how "funny" works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869177) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:38 AM Author: Vermilion Deranged Liquid Oxygen Hominid Guy is a Joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869178) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:38 AM Author: Bistre cracking french chef You seem like an angry oriental (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869179) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:43 AM Author: arousing pearl crotch ticket booth you seem like a FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869193) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: Vivacious becky it's a brown tranny lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869229) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:38 AM Author: Glittery double fault messiness furk turds but no one shld care abt this shit, nothing in the rules says u cant have two jerbs at the same time if u can handle the work
it just shows how corporate jerbs are total fraud bs |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:39 AM Author: Bistre cracking french chef Poor RC? Wife’s company said he can have 2 jobs if he discloses it for conflict purposes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869184) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:42 AM Author: arousing pearl crotch ticket booth your wife soudns faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869192) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:43 AM Author: Glittery double fault messiness yes, i have poor RC, im retarded. furk turds and kikes throw u all in a giant tandoor and mold u into a giant garlic cheese naan then slap niggas to det with it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869197) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:46 AM Author: Bistre cracking french chef There are no Jews involved in this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869202) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:46 AM Author: Glittery double fault messiness all furking kikes must still die, furk ur story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869203) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:42 AM Author: arousing pearl crotch ticket booth cool story about jeets and faggot kike useless women scamming goys, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869191) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:45 AM Author: Bistre cracking french chef Poor RC? Kikes have nothing to do with this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869201) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:47 AM Author: Glittery double fault messiness kikes have everything to do with all stories, furk kikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869204) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:01 AM Author: lavender telephone why should you not work at consulting gigs as a full time employee
fuck this faggot |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:26 AM Author: Bistre cracking french chef Poor RC? You just have to disclose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49869308) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:36 AM Author: lavender telephone im a grown man
make me, twink |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: hairless faggotry lol @ pitiful wagecucks debating who's more pathetic among them itt
like a gaggle of potbellied rupinders loitering around the streets of mumbai debating who'd have the worst shot with sidney sweeney |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:06 AM Author: lavender telephone ive been unemployed for 10 years now
but i see no reason why i have to ask permission from some fags if i can work |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: aphrodisiac sanctuary this was unreadable. aren't jews supposed to be literate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49870137) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: Bistre cracking french chef poor rc? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49870234) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: lavender telephone Yes it's everyone else that has poor rc
Not my ability to speak |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Bistre cracking french chef lots of poor-RC jeets ITT circling the wagons for the jeet that's the subject for the OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49870281) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: charismatic cheese-eating reading party Bro, your story makes no sense and does not match the thread title. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49870288) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Bistre cracking french chef it makes perfect sense and is far more coherent than 99% of the hit and run un-explained shit idiots poast here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49870298) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: charismatic cheese-eating reading party Have you noticed literally everyone in this thread disagrees? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49871967) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: lavender telephone Gbtc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49870289) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Bistre cracking french chef caesaria? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49870304) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: charismatic cheese-eating reading party What’s the funny part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49870291) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: aqua garrison "turd in in wife's general area, but reports to a different manager (manager A).
as it so happens, manager's brother used to also work at company A[.]"
is "manager's brother" referring to manager A, or manager B, who is introduced after this? Why are you defining Manager A and Manager B and then referring to a "manager" without a designation? Is this some third manager? The whole poast is riddled with inconsistencies like this. |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Bistre cracking french chef i just globally fixed all undefined/ambiguous manager references. thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49870303) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: yapping hospital striped hyena https://ldaamerica.org/info/adult-literacy-reading-programs/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49870297) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: galvanic center love of her life Alpha jeet move to just walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49871969) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Bistre cracking french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2)#49872049) |