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Tommy T Investments announces purchase of EQUITIES again

Just got back in, bought $300 of SOXL and $600 of Gook etf E...
honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/11/26
Your net worth is now probably half of what it would've been...
lascivious mentally impaired internal respiration
  05/11/26
utility theory implies that tommy derives tremendous pleasur...
exhilarant effete bawdyhouse
  05/11/26
cope birdshit, we are goin to the moon on the indian space r...
honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/11/26
Everything you're doing fits the definition of a gambling ad...
lascivious mentally impaired internal respiration
  05/11/26
not really, id have $0 net worth if that was the case
honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/11/26
The spectacular Christmas-day explosion of India’s new...
exhilarant effete bawdyhouse
  05/12/26
this is an insane top signal.
dashing spot
  05/11/26
just bought $180 more SOXL on the dip
honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/11/26
RIP US Economy 1776-2026 it was a damn fine run
magenta step-uncle's house yarmulke
  05/11/26
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honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/11/26
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Pale tanning salon
  05/11/26
Yeah there you go. Go long after the market went on a 30% te...
Laughsome background story
  05/11/26
I love men
ocher center
  05/11/26
yup, buy High.
passionate trust fund depressive
  05/11/26
Poor Tommy :(
sickened mad-dog skullcap shitlib
  05/11/26
ok, just did same
Yapping sex offender house
  05/11/26
HOW DO I INVEST IN TOMMY T INVESTMENTS, smugly bellowed the ...
pontificating seedy den selfie
  05/11/26
no birdshits or dalits allowed
honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/11/26
no u
pontificating seedy den selfie
  05/11/26
just bought 1 SHARE of MU for $788
honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/11/26
I've gained 19.5% on my portfolio YTD. Can you explain your ...
Flesh Kitchen
  05/11/26
my NW on jan 1 was 1,421,114 , now its like 1,280,000 u d...
honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/11/26
Wow you're down -10% in a year where the market went on a ma...
Flesh Kitchen
  05/11/26
actually benchod, market only up 8.06% YTD (SPY) but year i...
honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/11/26
woah, wtf, how are you so poor at your advanced age
Pale tanning salon
  05/11/26
Please stick to shorting big tech so we can all keep stackin...
electric abusive locus
  05/11/26
noap too late, just bought INTC, CSCO, DRAM, whatever i want...
honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/11/26
INTC looooooooooooooooooooool ur gonna get crushed, its in g...
passionate trust fund depressive
  05/11/26
HELLO CAPTTTAINFALCON THIS IS YOUR FATHER HAVE YOU THOUGHT A...
Maize hospital
  05/12/26
Buy high sell low
puce provocative reading party blood rage
  05/11/26
Only 30 months behind the curve LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
floppy splenetic sanctuary pozpig
  05/11/26
lol tech stocks TANKING afterhours, my plan is working
honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/12/26
I literally sold everything at the closing bell. I had a hun...
Flesh Kitchen
  05/12/26
praise allah, finally have i finally REVERSE PWN'd these fur...
honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/12/26
If the market goes up tomorrow I can still be happy that I m...
Flesh Kitchen
  05/12/26
Thanks for the heads up. I went all cash
glassy fragrant location
  05/12/26
rofl.. SOXL -19% INTC -9% DRAM -11% EWY -9% I have ...
honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater
  05/12/26
I sold at the perfect time because of you. Thank you saar. W...
Flesh Kitchen
  05/12/26
holy shit
magenta step-uncle's house yarmulke
  05/12/26
Woah CR friend. I should buy a boat
Pale tanning salon
  05/12/26


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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater

Just got back in, bought $300 of SOXL and $600 of Gook etf EWY

Market will surely keep going up forever! Already up 3% in SOXL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879828)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: lascivious mentally impaired internal respiration

Your net worth is now probably half of what it would've been if you just bought and held SPY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879830)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: exhilarant effete bawdyhouse

utility theory implies that tommy derives tremendous pleasure from the thrill of losing money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879835)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater

cope birdshit, we are goin to the moon on the indian space rocket and then we'll built a space colony with sidewalks so we can shit on them

DEAL. WITH. IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879841)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: lascivious mentally impaired internal respiration

Everything you're doing fits the definition of a gambling addiction btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879858)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater

not really, id have $0 net worth if that was the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879868)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: exhilarant effete bawdyhouse

The spectacular Christmas-day explosion of India’s new Geo-Synchronous Launch Vehicle (GSLV) — a gleaming 167-ft. (51m) tower of rocket — spared the country the deaths that sometimes accompany space disasters, but the public humiliation was another matter. Crowds swarmed the Satish Sahwan Space Center in Andhra Pradesh in anticipation of the launch and millions more watched live on TV as the GSLV’s engines were lit at 4:04 PM. Forty-seven seconds later, engineers on the ground lost control of the vehicle. Sixteen seconds after that, they blew the haywire rocket up. A booster that was supposed to carry a critical telecommunications satellite into high-Earth orbit instead met its end just eight miles (13 km) over the Bay of Bengal.

More was lost in the GSLV disaster than a $39 million (1.75 billion rupee) rocket and its satellite payload. Also badly damaged was India’s long-pursued rep as a major player in the commercial rocket game. This is not the first GSLV that has failed to fly; the booster has a record of four disasters in seven tries over the past 10 years — the most recent just last April.

“The GSLV has had only a 50% success rate,” says Ajey Lele, space expert at the Institute of Defense and Security Analysis in New Delhi. “India has wanted to have the technology and the facility [to launch heavy payloads] on its own soil. Now that will not happen in the near future.” But with China, Japan, the U.S. and other countries all chasing the same global business with their own fleet of rockets, the near future may be all the time the Indian program has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881226)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: dashing spot

this is an insane top signal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879834)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater

just bought $180 more SOXL on the dip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879842)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: magenta step-uncle's house yarmulke

RIP US Economy 1776-2026 it was a damn fine run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879836)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879844)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Pale tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49880418)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Laughsome background story

Yeah there you go. Go long after the market went on a 30% tear over the past month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879837)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ocher center

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49880319)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: passionate trust fund depressive

yup, buy High.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879859)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: sickened mad-dog skullcap shitlib

Poor Tommy :(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879874)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Yapping sex offender house

ok, just did same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879878)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: pontificating seedy den selfie

HOW DO I INVEST IN TOMMY T INVESTMENTS, smugly bellowed the powergoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879888)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater

no birdshits or dalits allowed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879905)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: pontificating seedy den selfie

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879908)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater

just bought 1 SHARE of MU for $788

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879903)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Flesh Kitchen

I've gained 19.5% on my portfolio YTD. Can you explain your losses in percentage terms please?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879921)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater

my NW on jan 1 was 1,421,114 , now its like 1,280,000

u do the math, benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879924)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Flesh Kitchen

Wow you're down -10% in a year where the market went on a massive bull run. Somewhat incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879947)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater

actually benchod, market only up 8.06% YTD (SPY)

but year im retarded imagine if i was just half equities id have made a whole 56k and my NW wld be 1.5m.. actually not even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49880327)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Pale tanning salon

woah, wtf, how are you so poor at your advanced age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881062)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: electric abusive locus

Please stick to shorting big tech so we can all keep stacking GAINZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879920)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater

noap too late, just bought INTC, CSCO, DRAM, whatever i want. i am taking this benchod market down birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879927)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: passionate trust fund depressive

INTC looooooooooooooooooooool ur gonna get crushed, its in gamestop territory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49879944)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Maize hospital

HELLO CAPTTTAINFALCON THIS IS YOUR FATHER HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING INTC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881222)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: puce provocative reading party blood rage

Buy high sell low

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49880382)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: floppy splenetic sanctuary pozpig

Only 30 months behind the curve LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881052)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:25 AM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater

lol tech stocks TANKING afterhours, my plan is working

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881213)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: Flesh Kitchen

I literally sold everything at the closing bell. I had a hunch there was a dip coming. Thank you for helping me get out with so much money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881215)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 2:24 AM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater

praise allah, finally have i finally REVERSE PWN'd these furking god damn kikes, i need my SPY puts to moon 400% to get back to 1.4m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881236)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Flesh Kitchen

If the market goes up tomorrow I can still be happy that I made so much money. I won't have FOMO. But I need to rethink my plan for the rest of the year. May have to reduce risk and take smaller bites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881238)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: glassy fragrant location

Thanks for the heads up. I went all cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881404)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic private investor volcanic crater

rofl..

SOXL -19%

INTC -9%

DRAM -11%

EWY -9%

I have reversed big willy PWN'd market, my SPY puts are printing, need another 5% pullback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881660)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Flesh Kitchen

I sold at the perfect time because of you. Thank you saar. Went all cash for the next big push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881784)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: magenta step-uncle's house yarmulke

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881797)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Pale tanning salon

Woah CR friend.

I should buy a boat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2)#49881820)