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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
spectacular internal respiration plaza
  08/14/26
Lol
Chartreuse indecent stag film weed whacker
  08/14/26
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transparent station prole
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
spectacular internal respiration plaza
  08/14/26
cq
Lascivious territorial principal's office
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
aromatic cyan hunting ground stage
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
spectacular internal respiration plaza
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
green church persian
  08/16/26
180 political ad
chestnut abode
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
transparent station prole
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
Sooty galvanic shrine immigrant
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
beady-eyed trailer park mad cow disease
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
ocher rigor tank
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
spectacular internal respiration plaza
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
chestnut abode
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
Navy glittery yarmulke mother
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
Fragrant Tripping Legal Warrant Faggotry
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
spectacular internal respiration plaza
  08/16/26
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High-end pocket flask digit ratio
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emerald hyperventilating shitlib psychic
  08/16/26
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comical shimmering locale stock car
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
Vermilion Parlour
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
irradiated cuckold laser beams
  08/16/26
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Carmine fat ankles
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
Racy Party Of The First Part
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
irradiated cuckold laser beams
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
Racy Party Of The First Part
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
painfully honest hyperactive liquid oxygen really tough guy
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
Racy Party Of The First Part
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
High-end pocket flask digit ratio
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
Chartreuse indecent stag film weed whacker
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
aromatic cyan hunting ground stage
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: spectacular internal respiration plaza

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse indecent stag film weed whacker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: transparent station prole



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: spectacular internal respiration plaza

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Lascivious territorial principal's office

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: aromatic cyan hunting ground stage

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: spectacular internal respiration plaza

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: green church persian

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: chestnut abode

180 political ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: transparent station prole

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Sooty galvanic shrine immigrant

Very Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed trailer park mad cow disease

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: ocher rigor tank

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: spectacular internal respiration plaza

Sup, Ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: chestnut abode

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Navy glittery yarmulke mother

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Fragrant Tripping Legal Warrant Faggotry

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: spectacular internal respiration plaza

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: High-end pocket flask digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071051)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: emerald hyperventilating shitlib psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: comical shimmering locale stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071252)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Vermilion Parlour

I’m voting for him even harder now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: irradiated cuckold laser beams

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Carmine fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071121)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Racy Party Of The First Part

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: irradiated cuckold laser beams

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Racy Party Of The First Part

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: painfully honest hyperactive liquid oxygen really tough guy

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Racy Party Of The First Part

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: High-end pocket flask digit ratio

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse indecent stag film weed whacker

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: aromatic cyan hunting ground stage

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2)#50073136)