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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
Wine Cumskin
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
salmon hairy legs
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Wine Cumskin
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
salmon hairy legs
  08/14/26
No you
Wine Cumskin
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
Boyish rehab
  08/14/26
(marcion)
Cerebral Filthpig
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
Electric zombie-like pit
  08/14/26
...
salmon hairy legs
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
Wine Cumskin
  08/14/26
...
Wine Cumskin
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Irate party of the first part
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
Wine Cumskin
  08/14/26
...
salmon hairy legs
  08/14/26
...
Razzle-dazzle knife
  08/14/26
...
rusted pisswyrm temple
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
Contagious nursing home
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
Wine Cumskin
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
Contagious nursing home
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
Wine Cumskin
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
Contagious nursing home
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Drunken tattoo
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
Supple lemon chapel
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
Wine Cumskin
  08/14/26
😲
Supple lemon chapel
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
Wine Cumskin
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
Supple lemon chapel
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
salmon hairy legs
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
Wine Cumskin
  08/14/26
Ghastly
Filthy Sickened Philosopher-king
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
aromatic pink menage cuckoldry
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
Wine Cumskin
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
thriller hairless kitchen
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
Diverse Address
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
Wine Cumskin
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
Translucent sticky place of business
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
Translucent sticky place of business
  08/15/26
...
Wine Cumskin
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
mentally ill shut-in
  08/15/26
Factual
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
...
Metaphysics is Goy
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Wine Cumskin

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: salmon hairy legs

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Wine Cumskin

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: salmon hairy legs

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Wine Cumskin

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Boyish rehab

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Cerebral Filthpig

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Electric zombie-like pit

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: salmon hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Wine Cumskin

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Wine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Irate party of the first part

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Wine Cumskin

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: salmon hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: rusted pisswyrm temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Contagious nursing home

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Wine Cumskin

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Contagious nursing home

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Wine Cumskin

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Contagious nursing home

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Drunken tattoo

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Supple lemon chapel

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Wine Cumskin

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Supple lemon chapel

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Wine Cumskin

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Supple lemon chapel

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: salmon hairy legs

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Wine Cumskin

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Filthy Sickened Philosopher-king

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: aromatic pink menage cuckoldry

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Wine Cumskin

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: thriller hairless kitchen

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: Diverse Address

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Wine Cumskin

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Translucent sticky place of business

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Translucent sticky place of business

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Wine Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: mentally ill shut-in

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Goy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2)#50070112)