Date: May 21st, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
YES FRIEND i $aw him too...red $weatshirt...glistening a$$ out like a Targét mannequin…he whispered “mah brutha ain’t forgott’n” then SCREECHED and lunged like a Kroger raccoon!
i reached for my mahchine™-issued EYESABLAZE™ tactical fogger (purchased w reward point$) and BLASTED that ho $traight into the metaverse
he spun—like a fraud beacon—then FELL and his skull made the sound
went home. bit into cold tilapia. thought about death. poa$ted.
they will say YOU overreacted
but friend…they weren’t there.
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