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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Awkward Kitchen
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
slippery electric furnace
  06/03/25
...
racy onyx black woman hall
  06/04/25
...
translucent irradiated cumskin sex offender
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Self-absorbed roast beef library
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Awkward Kitchen
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
citrine casino fortuitous meteor
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Vivacious native
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Awkward Kitchen
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
swashbuckling blue box office
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
angry theater shitlib
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Awkward Kitchen
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
chartreuse elite space
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Doobsian Dog Poop Athletic Conference
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Vibrant property
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
jet medicated orchestra pit friendly grandma
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
spruce volcanic crater
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Vigorous carmine indian lodge cuckold
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Awkward Kitchen
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
lascivious international law enforcement agency
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
jet medicated orchestra pit friendly grandma
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Demanding spot quadroon
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
floppy indirect expression
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
overrated boyish pervert plaza
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
swashbuckling blue box office
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Talented Stead Regret
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
overrated boyish pervert plaza
  06/04/25
...
racy onyx black woman hall
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
chartreuse elite space
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
lemon pisswyrm church
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Demanding spot quadroon
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Awkward Kitchen
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Ebony Vengeful Point
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Heady lilac corner rigor
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Awkward Kitchen

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: slippery electric furnace

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: racy onyx black woman hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: translucent irradiated cumskin sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Self-absorbed roast beef library

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Awkward Kitchen

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: citrine casino fortuitous meteor

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Vivacious native

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Awkward Kitchen

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling blue box office

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: angry theater shitlib

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Awkward Kitchen

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: chartreuse elite space

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Doobsian Dog Poop Athletic Conference

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Vibrant property

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: jet medicated orchestra pit friendly grandma

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: spruce volcanic crater

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Vigorous carmine indian lodge cuckold

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Awkward Kitchen

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: lascivious international law enforcement agency

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: jet medicated orchestra pit friendly grandma

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Demanding spot quadroon

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: floppy indirect expression

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: overrated boyish pervert plaza

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling blue box office

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Talented Stead Regret

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: overrated boyish pervert plaza

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: racy onyx black woman hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: chartreuse elite space

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: lemon pisswyrm church

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Demanding spot quadroon

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Awkward Kitchen

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Ebony Vengeful Point

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Heady lilac corner rigor

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986845)