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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
hyperactive sickened friendly grandma corner
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Bright insanely creepy hospital
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
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  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
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  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: hyperactive sickened friendly grandma corner

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Bright insanely creepy hospital

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Crusty cyan famous landscape painting mood

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Bright insanely creepy hospital

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Yapping gold plaza



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Marvelous Cocky Church Main People



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: chestnut soul-stirring goyim

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Marvelous Cocky Church Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Razzle vengeful dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Citrine chapel



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: purple up-to-no-good location coffee pot

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: irradiated bull headed turdskin stag film

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Primrose dysfunction personal credit line

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: irradiated bull headed turdskin stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Cerebral Church Building Associate

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: federal site



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Milky electric tanning salon dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Olive stimulating generalized bond crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: boyish translucent sanctuary ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Iridescent prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: boyish translucent sanctuary ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Floppy pink mad cow disease halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Fragrant Kitchen

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: nubile cruise ship coldplay fan

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: laughsome plum dopamine public bath

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: White histrionic party of the first part

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: sapphire autistic community account den

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: boyish translucent sanctuary ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Yapping gold plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle aqua boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Citrine chapel

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49057026)