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Why didn't we launch a voyager satellite every year for 40 years?

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Mahogany native rigor
  07/28/25
(SEATTLE TIMES)
Sienna corn cake new version
  07/28/25
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magical property
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Sienna corn cake new version
  07/28/25
voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsio...
Irate bawdyhouse
  07/28/25
and they figured all that out back then? BS
Cordovan swollen keepsake machete fat ankles
  07/28/25
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Territorial Ruddy Love Of Her Life
  07/28/25
Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds
magical property
  07/28/25
Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.
motley slimy affirmative action windowlicker
  07/28/25
we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it...
light roast beef
  07/28/25
No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leade...
motley slimy affirmative action windowlicker
  07/28/25
Montage of people happily drinking milk
pungent excitant indirect expression market
  07/28/25
Piles of shoes
Mahogany native rigor
  07/28/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:21 AM
Author: Mahogany native rigor



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Sienna corn cake new version
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NASA insiders revealed today that the ambitious 'Annual Voyager' program was quietly scuttled in the early 80s, not due to budget constraints as previously believed, but over fears of 'cosmic gentrification.'

A leaked memo reportedly stated, "If we keep sending probes, the type of entities we attract might dramatically lower celestial property values."

The source, speaking on condition of anonymity, added, "They saw what happened to the South Lake Union neighborhood and decided to put a moratorium on all interstellar outreach indefinitely."

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: magical property

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Date: July 28th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Sienna corn cake new version



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: Sienna corn cake new version



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: Irate bawdyhouse

voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsion of a rare planetary alignment. doing that in other years would be a lot slower. your probes would be like 15% of the distance or some shit.

the actual 'true' plan for long-range probes was to fling several capsules around the sun several times and hurl them out of the solar plane using the most rapid gravity assist possible on a short time-scale. but it was cancelled in the late-70's due to budget cuts.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:01 AM
Author: Cordovan swollen keepsake machete fat ankles

and they figured all that out back then? BS

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Territorial Ruddy Love Of Her Life



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: magical property

Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: motley slimy affirmative action windowlicker

Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: light roast beef

we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it's an anti-China gimmick this time.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: motley slimy affirmative action windowlicker

No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leader in uniting the planet for peace and all that hippie shit. The record with naked people picking flowers saying "hello" in a rainbow of languages was designed to contrast us to the Soviets. What are we going to do to contrast us to China, but tranny children's books inside?

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: pungent excitant indirect expression market

Montage of people happily drinking milk

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Date: July 28th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Mahogany native rigor

Piles of shoes

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