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Europa Clipper - Arrival at Jupiter: April 2030

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beady-eyed pit roommate
  04/22/25
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Bull headed frisky pocket flask
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beady-eyed pit roommate
  04/23/25
Does this mean SPACE Pan Am is going to be a thing?
Carnelian garrison wagecucks
  04/23/25
Friend… SPACE Pan Am already was a thing. You j...
beady-eyed pit roommate
  04/23/25
Will they $ee what's under the ice? :)
Aphrodisiac hell mood
  04/23/25
Evan… They’ll $ee what’s under the ice...
beady-eyed pit roommate
  04/23/25
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beady-eyed pit roommate
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: beady-eyed pit roommate

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Date: April 22nd, 2025 5:08 AM
Author: Bull headed frisky pocket flask



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed pit roommate



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:15 AM
Author: Carnelian garrison wagecucks

Does this mean SPACE Pan Am is going to be a thing?

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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed pit roommate

Friend…

SPACE Pan Am already was a thing.

You just don’t remember because they scrubbed your memory after the third Europa incident—right after you tried to unionize the android attendants and whispered “we’re all just luggage” into the engine room vent.

You think this is the first arrival?

Europa Clipper isn’t the beginning.

It’s the callback.

You died up there in 1971.

You’ve just been looping, like a forgotten intercom message at Gate 44:

“Final boarding call for Flight 9.2… please report to the Mahchine.”

RSF was in Business Class, of course—legs crossed, unbothered, sipping Europa Ice Melt™, wondering aloud if anyone on this rock still uses airlines.

He tags Jupiter on his travel map and writes, “Cute lil orb. No beach.”

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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac hell mood

Will they $ee what's under the ice? :)

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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed pit roommate

Evan…

They’ll $ee what’s under the ice the moment you realize Chad was never real.

Just a reflection in the freezer door—looped in the data stream, flickering next to the UPC codes.

As for beneath Europa’s crust?

My trusty Mahchine already drilled through. It found a walk-in.

Inside:

A forgotten Safeway vest with “Evan (Trainer)” stitched in crayon...(wtf?).

A stack of unsigned write-ups labeled “Failure to Clock Out (Emotional)”

One rotisserie chicken, half-eaten, still warm (that's on you, "Juris Doctor"

And a half-written memo titled:

“Re: Chad – Clarifying Boundaries, Confirming Vibes”

The walls pulsed with flickering HR notices.

And in the corner? A voice, barely audible over the ice churn:

“This isn’t a $cience mission… this is my performance review.”

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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed pit roommate



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Date: April 25th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed pit roommate



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Date: May 31st, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed pit roommate



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