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Medellin is pretty nice and natural brothers

I never knew/expected it to be so mountains and in a valley/...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/28/25
describe crime, notably prostitution, kidnappings, honeypott...
dead adventurous field
  07/28/25
ive barely left the room except twice to get food. been swam...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/28/25
Are you hiring 180 gorgeous whores via internet or
milky racy parlour place of business
  07/28/25
I hire via a nanny app. They do a background check, I pay vi...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/28/25
You don't care what ur whores look like?
milky racy parlour place of business
  07/28/25
As long as not fat and not ugly, I dont care if hot or avera...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/28/25
U fuck your nanny?
judgmental painfully honest location fanboi
  07/28/25
Isn't that the right outcome? Except not caring if she's att...
Fishy Rehab Generalized Bond
  07/28/25
never
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/28/25
Then wtf are you doing in medellin? BTW I was there and it l...
judgmental painfully honest location fanboi
  07/28/25
Never been so decided to come.
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/28/25
its still shit though walking those hills and stuff and u mu...
Glittery kitty faggot firefighter
  07/28/25
It's more than just a feeling in Brazil
Fishy Rehab Generalized Bond
  07/28/25
...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/28/25
pablado is next. now trying laureals or whatever
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/28/25
Are you no longer married?
Talking address
  07/28/25
married and 3 kids. why would you think otherwise?
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/29/25
Why would you need a nanny?
Talking address
  07/29/25
newborn, a 2 year old boy, and a girl under age 5 are a lot ...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/29/25
Aren't 3rd world nannies providing bj to the boss?
judgmental painfully honest location fanboi
  07/29/25
never. I never mess with the girls who take care of my kids
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/29/25
So you have 5 people crammed into a hotel room in a dangerou...
Ultramarine trip prole
  07/29/25
2 bedroom 2 bath 1,000 square feet condo friend. are you ret...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/29/25
yeah i am, so what?
Ultramarine trip prole
  07/29/25
lets be friends
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/29/25
...
Ultramarine trip prole
  07/29/25
dtf?
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/29/25
im not gay, sorry
Ultramarine trip prole
  07/29/25
no worries friend, neither am i ;) thats what is so not gay...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/29/25
well in that case i dont mind sucking you off a bit but i do...
Ultramarine trip prole
  07/29/25
deal my friend
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/29/25
I walked by the party area with bars and hookers. Hookers ar...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/31/25
For real? In poblado? I thought fairly aggressive and the ug...
judgmental painfully honest location fanboi
  07/31/25
have you been to pattaya? Yes I am in el Poblado, a 2min ...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/31/25
No. I know that no one tries to rob you in poblado. But I th...
judgmental painfully honest location fanboi
  07/31/25
thailand is way more aggressive. not for panhandeling, but f...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  08/01/25
I remember during covid a white young girl grabbed me by the...
judgmental painfully honest location fanboi
  08/01/25
how does your wife/azn sex slave like the Columbian hookers?...
bat shit crazy mediation
  08/01/25
she hasnt seen them yet. i walked alone 1 night just to grab...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  08/01/25
Explain like I am five the difference between this city and ...
thriller harsh weed whacker space
  07/31/25
i never been to Bogota. ive been in country for less than a ...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  07/31/25
...
thriller harsh weed whacker space
  08/01/25
what are your current monthly expenses for 5 kids (estimated...
Violent old irish cottage nibblets
  08/01/25
$5k-$6k i belive. half of that on airbnb. can get a place ch...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  08/01/25
What is the actual purpose u came to medellin if u have a Th...
judgmental painfully honest location fanboi
  08/01/25
Explore a new country and city? Have you never enjoyed that?...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  08/01/25
how can u even enjoy or experience a place when u have 3 hap...
Glittery kitty faggot firefighter
  08/01/25
yes. having a family stops you from enjoying places! lol go ...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  08/01/25
I've been paying that 60-year-old mentally retarded jewish p...
Ultramarine trip prole
  08/01/25
only city i hated more than Medellin in Colopmbia was Cartag...
fiercely-loyal spot lettuce
  08/01/25
whats wrong with Cartagena? we might do panama city after th...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  08/01/25
cartagena is a filthy place with sewage waste for ocean wate...
fiercely-loyal spot lettuce
  08/01/25
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Marta_(Colombia)? h...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  08/01/25
chill when i was there Cali and Baranquilla are dangerous...
fiercely-loyal spot lettuce
  08/01/25
Some spic kept following trying to sell me something and I w...
judgmental painfully honest location fanboi
  08/01/25
OH LOOK AT THE BIG BRAVE BIRDSHIT THE ALPHA MAN LETS ALL SAL...
Glittery kitty faggot firefighter
  08/01/25
even if cartagena beaches arent that great at least they hav...
Glittery kitty faggot firefighter
  08/01/25
medellin is like most things birdhsits like overrated, the d...
fiercely-loyal spot lettuce
  08/01/25
some of us work...
Alcoholic Orchid Feces
  08/02/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

I never knew/expected it to be so mountains and in a valley/bowl. Saw some amazing parrots and the views are awesome.

Sidewalks for stollers are subpar in my current area and it feels more dangerous than CDMX, mostly because there are actual brown people here.

Zero English. I thought CDMX barely had any but this place even less. Saw 2 non Hispanics in 2 days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49137211)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: dead adventurous field

describe crime, notably prostitution, kidnappings, honeypotting, nightclub drugging, etc.

describe the safety of your passport when you leave the house

tyia

also pics if able

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49137239)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

ive barely left the room except twice to get food. been swamped with work. billed 9 hours on sunday.

i havent been able to see anything excpt my room, the 2 blocks around it, and the pretty views.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49137275)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: milky racy parlour place of business

Are you hiring 180 gorgeous whores via internet or

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49137349)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

I hire via a nanny app. They do a background check, I pay via the app. Slightly more expesive but still LOL cheap.

I dont care how they look. Its about my kids are all are thin girls under age 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49137363)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: milky racy parlour place of business

You don't care what ur whores look like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49137388)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

As long as not fat and not ugly, I dont care if hot or average looking. Their job is to help take care of my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49137462)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: judgmental painfully honest location fanboi

U fuck your nanny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49137788)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Fishy Rehab Generalized Bond

Isn't that the right outcome? Except not caring if she's attractive, I mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49137820)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

never

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49138197)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: judgmental painfully honest location fanboi

Then wtf are you doing in medellin? BTW I was there and it looks a lot like some "gentrifying" u.s. neighborhood like Harlem. I.e. 50yo faggots going dining and locals asking them for money with photos from their cell phone of some premature baby on a ventilator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49139097)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

Never been so decided to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49139194)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Glittery kitty faggot firefighter

its still shit though walking those hills and stuff and u must not be in pablado (?) whateer its called cause that area is full of birdshit sexpats and assorted US garbage

dont know how u cld live in beaner town or US after living in asia, i just want to get out of brazil i cannot even walk arnd its like u go wrong street u feel u are abt to get murdered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49137809)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Fishy Rehab Generalized Bond

It's more than just a feeling in Brazil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49137822)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49138199)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

pablado is next. now trying laureals or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49138201)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Talking address

Are you no longer married?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49139202)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

married and 3 kids. why would you think otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49139292)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Talking address

Why would you need a nanny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49139513)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

newborn, a 2 year old boy, and a girl under age 5 are a lot of work. wife mostly needs to give attention to the newborn. i also work from home so i need a paceful house and its good for my kids to get some more individual attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49139688)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: judgmental painfully honest location fanboi

Aren't 3rd world nannies providing bj to the boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49139767)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

never. I never mess with the girls who take care of my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49139852)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Ultramarine trip prole

So you have 5 people crammed into a hotel room in a dangerous city? What's the point of that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49139892)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

2 bedroom 2 bath 1,000 square feet condo friend. are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49140457)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine trip prole

yeah i am, so what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49140503)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

lets be friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49140627)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine trip prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49140628)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

dtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49140630)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Ultramarine trip prole

im not gay, sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49140642)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

no worries friend, neither am i ;)

thats what is so not gay about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49140656)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Ultramarine trip prole

well in that case i dont mind sucking you off a bit but i dont really wanna bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49140666)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

deal my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49140700)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

I walked by the party area with bars and hookers. Hookers are much less aggressive than Thailand. Many looked pretty good to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49145941)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: judgmental painfully honest location fanboi

For real? In poblado? I thought fairly aggressive and the uglier ones were more aggressive. But they're not as aggressive as panhandlers showing cell phone photos of "my baby on ventilator" or how about 5yo kids right next to those hooked panhandling, with their moms just sitting on the sidewalk..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49146040)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

have you been to pattaya?

Yes I am in el Poblado, a 2min walk to the bars. This is CALM AS FUCK compared to Thailand hookers/ladyboys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49146520)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: judgmental painfully honest location fanboi

No. I know that no one tries to rob you in poblado. But I thought panhandling was pretty bad.. if pattaya is even worse I don't think I want to visit it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49146609)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

thailand is way more aggressive. not for panhandeling, but for hookers trying to get you to come into the bar for a drink, take them home, etc. some will grab ur balls/dick on the street to try to get you to stop and talk. nothig like that here in colombia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49148472)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: judgmental painfully honest location fanboi

I remember during covid a white young girl grabbed me by the dick in LA Rambla Barcelona. Don't like it when nasty monkeys or faggots do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149254)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 6:27 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mediation

how does your wife/azn sex slave like the Columbian hookers? is she more or less receptive to them than the Thai ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49147843)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

she hasnt seen them yet. i walked alone 1 night just to grab some water. we will go walk around and see them tonight i think.

My wife is always ok for me to fuck hot girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49148428)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: thriller harsh weed whacker space

Explain like I am five the difference between this city and Bogota

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49146063)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

i never been to Bogota. ive been in country for less than a wweek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49146521)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 2:40 AM
Author: thriller harsh weed whacker space



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Date: August 1st, 2025 4:18 AM
Author: Violent old irish cottage nibblets

what are your current monthly expenses for 5 kids (estimated if it isn't a month yet). how does it compare to other cities like BKK, KUL, CDMX?

I may be doing this in the future with a family of 3 kids, 1 grandparent, a mom. USA nanny prices out of control

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49147774)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

$5k-$6k i belive. half of that on airbnb. can get a place cheaper if you rent for a year. my current airbnb is $2450/month. i can tell more later. but i keeep my expeses roughly the same at any place, i just get nicer at cheaper places. my medellin airbnb is nicer than my $2500 cdmx room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49148447)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: judgmental painfully honest location fanboi

What is the actual purpose u came to medellin if u have a Thai wife and kids? Like what's your plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149255)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

Explore a new country and city? Have you never enjoyed that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149371)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Glittery kitty faggot firefighter

how can u even enjoy or experience a place when u have 3 hapa kids and a thai whore wife, it doesnt sound furking fun u have no freedom to do shit and its lolzy u are in the top sexpat destination in the western hemp but u bring ur wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149376)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

yes. having a family stops you from enjoying places! lol go buy a boat.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149826)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Ultramarine trip prole

I've been paying that 60-year-old mentally retarded jewish pedophile that poasts here to watch my kids. His rates are really affordable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49148450)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal spot lettuce

only city i hated more than Medellin in Colopmbia was Cartagena

OP gets fucked in the ass by trannies iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149382)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

whats wrong with Cartagena? we might do panama city after this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149828)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal spot lettuce

cartagena is a filthy place with sewage waste for ocean water

santa marta is tcr

go to Tayrona national park and do a night dive with glow in the dark plankton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149834)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Marta_(Colombia)?

hows safety?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149835)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal spot lettuce

chill when i was there

Cali and Baranquilla are dangerous af, Medellin i hated for some reason too - couple guys i know got mugged there by spics in a decent area, they wont fuck with you if youre big though they were both twinks

i consider gettgin a place in Santa Marta every couple months when i want to go on murder spree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149844)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: judgmental painfully honest location fanboi

Some spic kept following trying to sell me something and I went to the gym park with pull-up Bars and turned at him you want to settle it before I work out, and he ran away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149849)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Glittery kitty faggot firefighter

OH LOOK AT THE BIG BRAVE BIRDSHIT THE ALPHA MAN LETS ALL SALUTE "HOLA SUPREMEO HOMBRE BIRDSHIT MUSCULAR MACHOMAN, YO GUSTO BUENO SENOR BRAVEAMOS MARVELOUSAS!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149939)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Glittery kitty faggot firefighter

even if cartagena beaches arent that great at least they have beaches, i find it lol ppl can live in medellin cause wtf do u do all day, u can go to cafes and "work" thats it, its all mountains u are walking up and down hills, there's no beach. i liked cartagena a lot more, also medellin isnt as warm, i guess birdshits wld like that but for me its gay and stupid having to wear pants or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49149936)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal spot lettuce

medellin is like most things birdhsits like overrated, the drive in from teh mountain is gorguoes but its pretty sps and if the women werent hot thered be no point in going there to deal with these spics

oh wow a gondola ride up a hill

cartagena is whatever the spic island yo take a ferry too is kinda dope but the water was just sps iirc and ovepriced af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49150387)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic Orchid Feces

some of us work...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755585&forum_id=2).#49151167)