Most fucked up anyone ever did in HS that would NEVER fly today
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Hot dog vendor
There was this very very nice chick but she was like 5’11 and huge like fat fat. Minded her own business. Never fucked with anyone. All the chicks were nice to her bc she was cool but they wouldn’t invite her to parties.
There was this kid that had a speaker and the Armageddon instrumental soundtrack. The song that plays like in the background like the theme like when the president was speaking telling everyone they’re going on a mission and that it’ll all be ok. That song.
He would blast it in the cafeteria as she walked in implying she’s the size of an asteroid. The monitors would all shake their heads and giggle. I was a sports bro so I would just not pay attention bc I thought it was fucked up. The girls would be appalled. The loser nerd scumbag guys would all laugh. Sometimes
The main guy would scream out “someone’s gotta climb on top and drill the asteroid!”
I was hoping for a happy ending and looked her up the other day. She looks the same. Still fat but her face didn’t really age which is good I guess. She’s like a receptionist at a Honda lol.
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Date: July 1st, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )
Do they? I don’t think anything Gen Alpha gets up to could hold a candle to the violence we wielded
My absolute princeling children have barely gotten into any real fights at their fancy private schools. The last one saw the two arguing boys take their argument to the grass so that no one would bust a head on pavement. And they shook hands afterwards
Meanwhile at my majority-minority rural public school you had to have your boys guard against you getting ganged up on or a weapon pulled on you during a scrap.
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:54 PM Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile
Dude at my school murdered two chicks and buried them in a shallow grave. Dateline did a story on him.
If he tried that shit today he would be DONE HERE.
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Date: July 1st, 2026 6:24 PM Author: hung stud
There was tons of light grabbing among the chadlier teachers and various hot girls, damaged sluts, etc
Old milf teacher with an ok body but bad face and short hair offered to meet up with me but I told her no
Young milf teacher flashed her pussy to another class (skirt + no panties + put her feet up on her desk)
All of that stuff is probably all tranny shit now
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