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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:03 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Through circumstances I can't quite recall, I'm FB friends with this 30-something Azn chick who lives in NYC. Her FB posts are numerous (especially since she joined Instagram) and sometimes end up in my feed, and I've started to notice some, uh, amusing XO aspects popping up in them.
So, I thought I'd post them. I won't put up a pic but it's probably relevant to say that she's a slightly overweight Azn woman who is in her mid-30s and definitely looks it. She has about 1,100 total friends.
Since I can't use her real name, I will henceforth call her Emma in all future posts.
20 hrs ago
I've stopped counting. UGH. Woman Has Been on 130 Online Dates in 2 Years but Never on a Second Date | E! Online http://ow.ly/3xRBYf
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#27879435)
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:13 AM Author: Chartreuse Irate Plaza
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:09 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
A classic from 2013, when she started posting Notes about her dating life:
1 Day, 2 Dates
Date 1 --
A lesson in failing:
Emma: I like hotel bars.
*Discussion about hotel bars ensues*
I-Banker: Let me know when you want to grab a drink.
Emma: Sure. & I won't be in shorts, so we can go to the Pentop (in the Peninsula Hotel).
I-Banker: Or we can just go to an Irish pub.
Date 2 --
A lesson in winning:
*Online conversation about NY landmarks*
Real Estate Consultant: Have a place in mind?
Emma: Morton's Steak House?
Real Estate Consultant: If you like steak... Let's meet at Wolfgang's, corner of Park & 33rd. I'll give you the historical significance over wine.
*Emma to herself: Is this guy for real? Yes, please!*
Friend: Where did he go to school?
Emma: I don't know...
Friend: You don't know? You always know!
Emma: I just think it's awesome he knows so much about architecture.
Friend: Wow...
*Seated at Wolfgang Puck's Steakhouse, a gentleman comes over & proceeds to have a conversation with Real Estate Consultant. Gentleman tells Real Estate Consultant how he is expanding into Florida, etc, etc.*
Real Estate Consultant: That was Wolfgang.
*Real Estate Consultant proceeds to order jumbo shrimp & crabcakes for our appetizers. Yes, he orders for both of us. Then he gets a steak while I opt for tuna.
*We spend three hours at the restaurant.
He takes me on a walking tour of Grand Central.
Then we spend another two hours driving & talking in his beautiful Beemer.
Our date ends a little after midnight.
He even got out to open the car door for me.*
Several times during the date:
Real Estate Consultant: I'm sorry for boring you with all this useless trivia about buildings.
Emma: Are you kidding me??? I love it! It's the reason I agreed to the date.
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:11 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Also from 2013:
Emma's Friends, Not Impressed
So, I thought my friends would be so happy I went out with a non-Ivy, non-banker that I'm willing to see again. I'd even consider dating him exclusively.
Emma: Then he said XYZ.
Friend's (Harvard AB, Wharton MBA) wife (Columbia): He sounds like a pretentious gasbag.
Later in the night...
Emma: Years ago, I went out with a guy (Exclusive prep school, Ivy undergrad, Ivy MBA consultant) -- He was so proud he had the millionaire playboy's outfit featured in the movie, before the movie came out.
Same friend's wife: He also sounds like a gasbag. It's OK that he owns the outfit, but to be proud of it & mention it to you? No.
- - -
"You're dating another finance guy? I'm so surprised. I'm so happy for you, Emma!"
Said no one ever.
Haha. (Well, I'm amused.)
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:12 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
From two weeks after dreamy architecture-obsessed real estate guy:
Idio(t)syncratic
Smart, cultured, blond who rowed crew during prep school in the NorthEast. In his 30s. Lives in Manhattan, right by Central Park. Large vocabulary. Uses words like dénouement in casual conversation. Very traveled. Into art, literature & good food. Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type.
Long first date -- 3:30 to 9PM. Nice amount of laughing. Things went fairly well & we both seemed interested in seeing each other again... Until he walked me 6 blocks short of the subway station. ??? Either walk me all the way or not at all. Is it too Seinfeld to consider this a dealbreaker?
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:16 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
3 days after the idiot:
Well, That's Different
Almost two weeks ago, I'm talking to this guy online about international travel. (I miss it soooooo much!!!) Every day or so, he continues to email me (Casual conversation about work, weather, books, etc.) & send me photos (golfing). A few days ago, we start texting. I learn that he:
-- Is Irish, 5'11" & 160 pounds. 37 years old. Preppy dresser, complete with red pants. Liberal. Introvert.
-- Graduated from University College Cork (A). PhD in infectious diseases from NYU.
-- Career change has him working in a hedge fund in SoHo.
-- Moved to NY 16 years ago. Lived on the UES, now in CT (natch) in a house with a pool.
-- Will be choosing between the BMW M5 & a Maserati over the course of the next year.
-- Never married, no kids. Close to family, who lives in Ireland. Parents also have an apartment in Nice, France.
-- Travels to Europe at least six times a year. Rides horses & took sailing lessons. He's a foodie.
-- Doesn't think I need to lose weight & wants me to wear whatever makes me comfortable.
Several days ago, his parents arrive for a three week stay with him. Of course, I'm thinking we're never going to meet up.
We decide to make it happen. We met up yesterday after he was done with work. He arrives suited up. Grey pinstripes, white shirt, tie, cuff links.
It's brief. An hour, then he's gone. I'm never going to see him again, right? Refer to my 5+ hour first dates (plural) with other men that didn't pan out.
We continue to text. Surprising. Even more surprising, he stayed a little later after work today just to see me for literally 3 minutes as I headed my meeting at Huffington Post. Just to see me smile. How sweet!!!
Sounds great, right?
-- His schedule: Bedtime at 10:30PM, WakeUp at 4:46AM. Mine (When I'm not working): Bedtime at 3AM, WakeUp around noon.
-- He IS SUPER, SUPER OUTDOORSY. WUT??? He is at peace when he is in nature. His idea of a vacation is flying to Germany to go rock climbing & go on 20 mile hikes.
My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go super luxury shopping & eat every meal at a different high-end restaurant. NO CAMPING!!!
Seriously, World? :\
Will this ultimately be futile?
(A) I had never heard of University College Cork, but according to Wikipedia:
The university was named Irish University of the Year by the Sunday Times in 2003,[5] 2005, and 2011. In 2011, the QS World University Rankings[6] ranked the university amongst the top 2% of universities worldwide. The university also received a 5-star rating in the QS University Rankings 2011.
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After a commenter suggests she could adapt her own life habits to mesh better with a great guy, she follows up:
"He refuses to compromise, starting that he is an "inflexible twit". Over. Next!"
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:21 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Another 2 weeks pass:
Yay!
After three days of MEH (Poor sleep, bad weather & the need to EAT ALL THE THINGS), I had a good day.
Decent sleep last night. Great weather.
Walked past the 12 block radius of my apartment.
Strolled through a Sephora on my way to lunch with another finance guy (Equities Analyst). Laughed out loud when he asked me which college I attended, before I asked him. He’s a Fordham alumnus. Because Ippudo was closed, we discovered acute little place named Gemma. Neither of us felt chemistry (I think), but fun conversation with genuine laughter. We share a lot of the same values. Gave me hope that there are still some good guys out there. Hope we stay friends.
After he left, I walked through SoHo. Couldn’t resist taking a spin through Louis Vuitton. They have a hot stamp machine now! I can bring my merchandise (souvenirs from my former life) in to be personalized on the spot. Had a nice little chat with the artist,too. Wish I had gotten my Speedy painted by her.
Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhattan.
Discovered a new tea: Junshan Yinzhen. Fermented yellow that most people don’t know about. Too light for my taste, but I enjoyed trying it. Maybe I’ll try the Anji Baicha next time.
Isaac's mother called me to invite me to dinner in Westchester again. So kind!
Found a cute little lounge in Tribeca.
Stopped by Barnes & Noble to read Watch Time Magazine. The buckle ALONE on the Jaeger-LeCoultre Gyrotourbillon 3 consists of 100 parts. WANT.
Rested by the Hudson River for a bit. Lovely, balmy breezes.
Made some Italian spinachpasta for dinner. (Thank you, Mommy!)
Received a surprise text from 323 Hedge Fund Guy at 11PM. Totally legit. It’s not THAT kind of call – He’s out with friends. :P
It was a good day.
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:23 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
A month later:
I am A Horrible, Shallow Person
He: Would you like to go out sometime?
Me: Maybe. What are you doing tomorrow? Can you tell me a little about you? What are your hobbies? What do you like to read? Etc.
He: It isn't a big deal to me who you are or what your education level. I don't have to read. I was just looking to enjoy a day with someone new. As well as all the other nonsense, you did ask what I was doing tomorrow. What I am doing tomorrow is not wasting my time making a resume for someone who thinks all those insane questions matter. What does my favorite book have anything to do with anything... Do you think before you type, seriously?!? Goodnight. It is stereotypical. Just shows how shallow you are.
- - -
Yes, *I* should think before I type. Clearly.
So THIS is why I'm still single. I want a man who READS! For shame!!
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:26 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Yet another month passes:
B is Not for Banker?? B is currently for [Microbial and Molecular] Biologist
Lovely date with MMB on Saturday, after half a dozen fails of trying to coordinate our schedules. We had a leisurely brunch at of my favorite restaurants in Tribeca, followed by a walk along the Hudson River in perfect weather. Discussed entrepreneurship, medicine, art, philosophy, food, school, travel, business... LOVE LOVE LOVED IT!!!
He's very successful, driven & ambitious. British, complete with accent. At university, he played squash & rowed in sculls. Lives in Manhattan & has no plans to move off the island in the foreseeable future -- In fact, he just moved into a larger apartment earlier this year. Loves to travel -- Been to over 40 countries. Not 2,000 years old. The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to take over if we do end up together. Ha. :P At least I can tell he actually likes watches & owns more than one.
I told him I'd be away for several days in Duxbury & Hanover. Our second date is tomorrow before I leave mid-week.
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Two days later (I should mention that with these notes I am not skipping ANY of them):
Shop Like The Emma
*After a full day of Friend's search to replace her Kate Spade handbag*
Emms: So, if you ever find the perfect purse again...
Friend: I'm going to do the Emma & buy 6 of them!
* Emma nods smugly* :D
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:30 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Pretty long gap, going into 2014:
TigerGirl Can't Change Her Stripes! #ForeverAlone (Since 2008*)
Saturday --
Friend: How is your dating life?
Emma: Non-existent!
Friend: Well, you do insist on 81 requirements...
Sunday --
TigerGrandPa: When am I getting [wedding] cake??
Emma: I haven't dated [regularly] anyone in 6 years!
TigerDad: That's because of your long laundry list!
A couple of years ago --
Friend2: You have really high standards.
Emma: I edited down my list a lot!
Friend2: Men can sense that you feel you're settling.
* Pre-2008, she was never single for more than a month since she started dating during her first year at college. She blames a change in mentality (People interested in long-term relationships are now a tiny minority?? Attached people don't believe me when I tell them this, but all they have to do is read the many articles on how dating has changed in the past decade.) & the economy. Yes, the economy -- It's making everyone super grumpy. People working 24/7 & still afraid of losing their jobs are understandably less than carefree/fun.
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:36 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Another gap of several months:
This Month on Forever Alone...
Given how much entertainment my dating life provides, why don’t I have a reality show??
>>> Two weeks ago --
Emma: I'll introduce you to my friend. He’s several years older than you, six feet tall, good career with a very reputable, international company, great apartment in a Manhattan luxury building with doorman. Plays on a competitive sports league. He’s social, throws dinner parties. Loves to travel & cook.
Friend: He sounds AMAAAZING. Why don’t YOU date him??
Emma: Um… He’s not preppy enough?
Friend: Maybe you are TOO picky!
* Emma chuckles inappropriately at her cat lady future, possibly still in denial. *
>>> Last week --
Date: I’m French. I’m from France & I speak French.
Emma: I would not have guessed that to be a French accent. German maybe. In fact, French wouldn’t even be in my top three guesses.
Date: I’m half German.
(Mid-way through dinner) Date: I have a wife in Europe & a girlfriend in Japan. American women don’t like me. Are you shocked?
Emma: Not really.
(Shortly after) Date: So, shall we KISS??
Emma: No.
MaleFriend: After hearing your dating story, I wasn't quite sure what you were taking away from the experience. It may cause you to re-evaluate the early screens because someone this far off base is certainly not worthy of a second date, but perhaps not even a first… It may suggest, if people of such lifestyles keep appearing in the screening process,that there is something amiss about the subject population. This was actually my first thought - most people don't want to be continually dating Tom Buchanan, though Gatsby has his own issues.
Of course, going that far suggests a re-evaluation of worldview, but that might not be on the table.
Emma: He was like Jekyll & Hyde. But yes, there is a problem with the subject population in general.
More importantly,how much do I love your literary reference, Dr. Hardcore Science???
(MaleFriend is a research biologist who did his undergrad studies at Harvard, PhD studies at Yale & post-doc at MIT.)
* Worldview: #ForeverAlone *
>>> Last night --
Emma: He took me to Bouley, not knowing it’s one of my favorites. We spent three hours at dinner, then another two walking.
Friend: I hope you see him again. Sounds like you had a good first date.
Emma: We’ll see.
Friend: So, who is he??
Emma: Let's just say he's very smart.
Friend: Of course he is! I don't see you with anything less.
Emma: :)
Friend: Some girls go for the cool guy with swagger. That probably bores you.
Emma: The cool guys with swagger are fun, but they are not relationship material for me. My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.
Friend: Hey - if that's what gets you going...
Emma: Biochemistry degree from a top-tier technology institute. Apparently, Columbia accepts three students a year straight out of college, no work experience – He was one of those three. He was 22 years old at the time he started the program, & thought it was not as challenging as it should be. He would tell his professors that the exams were too easy! He currently works for a Wall Street firm.
Friend2: Hmm. He seems a smidge socially awkward. Doesn't mean he doesn't have potential. He's definitely someone with a taste for the finer things in life, including his dining and his women. If he were too smooth, I'd actually worry about him. You might just need to guide him a little. Not necessarily a bad thing.
Emma: Right now, I need a FUN, exclusive relationship with lots of travel to European cities.
Friend2: Well,he knows you're intelligent and can keep up with him, if not inspire him.That's an important thing to establish. Knock 'em dead, girl.
Background aside --
(From a conversation at the beginning of the summer)
Emma: I’m attracted to type A men. But I’m not type B.
MaleFriend2: So you want to be an A- dating an A.
Emma: YES!
End of aside --
Emma: Keep up with him? This one runs circles around me. He’s like type A^5.
Friend2: But if he's socially awkward, it could be that he doesn't realize it. And you might end up having to ask the right questions to crack the code, all while not quite giving away how lost you are (or aren't). It's a bit like playing double dutch,mentally. And that can be fun in itself, particularly if he's still enjoying your company. It's not necessarily that he's more intelligent - you just happen to specialize in very different areas.
Emma: You’re too kind. :)
Friend3: You Insta food on the first date? You hussy.
Emma: Insta'ing on the first date is a good screening process. ;D He told me to go for it -- Don't be oppressed! LOL I still resisted using flash, though. Two months ago, I had a date who told me there would be no second date if I took a photo. I didn't want to see him again anyway, so I photo'd away!
>>> & now for a #OnePercentProblem --
When these super fancy restaurants give you a treat on your way out & you have to carry it for the rest of the night.
>>> & now for something random --
Last night's date lives in ex-Fiance 2's dream apartment complex. If we do end up dating, I'll explain the weird coincidences in my life.
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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM Author: lime titillating state
My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.
My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.
My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
I'm very sad that I'm following a no-pics policy for this because the picture of her in date dress for this post is hilarious:
Finally, a Worthy Suitor!
Wednesday & Thursday, I went two dates with the SAME guy! He is EXTREMELY intelligent -- In literature, language & law among other topics. One of the smartest people I've ever met, & I always surround myself with smart people. Well traveled, well read, philanthropic, compassionate, athletic & professionally accomplished. Observant & communicative. Affectionate. Confident. Grounded. Charming & personable when he wants to be -- Makes sure to learn everyone's name & treats everyone with respect. DESPISES elitism* & combats any form of bullying. Prefers me raw than polished. Seeks a long-term, committed relationship.
Of course, next week, he leaves the country for five weeks. #DatingProblems
* He (of multiple Ivy degrees including a JD from a top 3 law school) disapproves of my [Ivy UGrad] obsession. "It shouldn't matter where you went to school, focus on your accomplishments now." Also, "I'm not on Facebook because I don't care what doughnut you had for breakfast."
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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:20 AM Author: lime titillating state
Finally, a Worthy Suitor!
Finally, a Worthy Suitor!
Finally, a Worthy Suitor!
Finally, a Worthy Suitor!
Finally, a Worthy Suitor!
Finally, a Worthy Suitor!
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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Some of the follow-up comments to this one are great (all from her):
"He has the suit & ties. He has a vast collection of cufflinks. He has preppy clothes & is willing to wear them for me, but it's not his default. He veers super casual if he doesn't need to dress for a specific occasion. He also has a Harley Davidson??? In addition to a BMW motorcycle. He's not the Ducati type."
"Clarification: OMFG, he is SMART, processes EXTREMELY quickly AND applies his knowledge effectively to produce proven results. He's not just book smart. He is a man of action, not merely words. (& he has a MASSIVE vocabulary.)
Yet, he retains his humanity."
"& if you're wondering, he looks like William Balwin, pictured here:
http://seriesandtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/william-baldwin-be-my-valentine-hallmark.jpg
But with much shorter hair. (That I'm going to ask he grow out.)"
"Friend, I haven't said anything negative about him... Quite the contrary. I wouldn't believe this person existed if described this way to me.
He thinks my crazy is "lovable". We'll see how long that lasts! LOL."
And then, the best one:
"We Skyped last night... (I need to give him a public nickname -- Perhaps Pascalou where we had our first date & he has a dedicated table.)
Emma: I love watches.
Pascalou: I have a Patek Philippe. Have you heard of it?
As someone known for her deep love of fine watches & regularly consulted for advice by friends & strangers (In fact, currently having a private conversation about purchasing in Switzerland, with someone from A Small World that I've never met offline nor had lengthy conversations with...), I wanted to scream, "Yes, I have heard of Patek Philippe! I am NOT impressed just because you own one." But I refrained & in my hesitation, he continued to tell me how Rolex doesn't make the best watches. Oh, if he could see the expression on my face (I didn't have video turned on)...
*McKayla not impressed pic*
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM Author: Spruce floppy roast beef hospital
sorry bro but this is boring as fuark
also $10,000 says she only dates white guys
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
3 days later:
I Meant it as a COMPLIMENT!!!
Emma: He's so smart, I'd be interested in him even if he were only making $80K.
Friend: ONLY? Do you mean that's not a lot? This is why I don't miss New York.
Friend2: In Wellington World, $80K is not a salary -- It's a signing bonus.
Friend3: In Emma World, 80K is 2 "I'm sorry I was late for dinner" gifts.
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
That's the end of the notes, so here's one of her Instagram statuses from last night:
Edited down due to Doobs. Suffice it to say she tagged no fewer than 26 different things in a post that couldn't have been more than 60 words.
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Altogether, she posted 36 photos (with about 12 different statuses) from a party she attended last week. All of them had 20-plus hashtags. Most were posted at about 4 AM.
Edit: Whoops, she actually posted over 100 photos from that party, it's just that most were posted last week and she finished in the last couple days.
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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:10 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Okay, skipping past all the Instagram shit. Here's a post from December:
"I am not simple. I am a challenge for any man, I will admit. As hard as I try to be the simple girl, it is just not in my nature to be one. I demand more from everyone because I see great potential.
I only want the best for myself and for my partner, so I will never just go along with some semblance of a mediocre, passionless relationship.
An unevolved man or a boy will always want the simple girl. He doesn’t want to have to work hard for anything, especially not a relationship. He doesn’t want to be challenged or confronted.
But, a real man knows that by being with a complicated girl, he will be better for it. At times, this girl can be difficult, but he knows her intentions are good. With healthy communication, the relationship will become stronger.
This is the type of girl you should marry. You may think it’s not what you want, but you want her. The easy girl will never satisfy you. She will be sweet but uninspiring. She will always leave you wanting more."
http://elitedaily.com/dating/marry-complicated-girl/858579/
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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:21 AM Author: fishy french telephone
this is completely ridiculous, and why America is a bottom 10 place world wide to live for single guys.
there are Japanese single OL's who have 1/10 her requirements and are 100 times better looking and better personality.
what kind of Asian is she even? chink I'm guessing?
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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:36 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Here's a gem from last year that sheds some light on her professional situation:
"Dear Friends who cannot comprehend how I don't have a "normal job" at the moment, please read this new Harvard Business Review article (in its entirety, not just the excerpt below) by Dorie Clark. I know you don't mean to be malicious, but some of your comments have been rather insensitive. I have been making huge personal and financial sacrifices to create a meaningful bridge to my next career step. I am working SO much harder than you might know -- A 9 to 5 job seems like a vacation in relative terms. I simply ask that you respect the fact that your circumstances & decisions might not be mine.
"And yet [she's now quoting the article, to be clear], despite the irony that, in some ways, I’m still doing my old job but without a paycheck, I’m now making (depending on the year) up to 10x more than my old salary. As Internet theorist Doc Searls has described, instead of making money “from” writing, I’m now earning it “because of” the exposure it provides me and the related opportunities generated in public speaking, consulting, and teaching. On one hand, I’m moving backward: blogging (oftentimes) for free is pretty lame for a former professional journalist who has been writing for nearly 15 years. On the other, I’m more successful professionally and financially than I’ve ever been. What I’ve discovered in this age of disruption is that for many of us, the reason we’re not moving forward as fast as we’d like is, ironically, our fear of going backward..."
We hear all the time from innovation and startup gurus that we have to be “willing to embrace failure.” What that really means is you must be able to afford to fail. Failure is expensive — in time, reputation, and money. But over time, the willingness to take chances (that may fail) is an investment in your future success."
Thank you to those friends who have supported me in this time of great transition, with food, love & humor. [Tags about ten people]
The article: https://hbr.org/2014/02/take-a-step-back-to-propel-your-career-forward/
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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:07 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Tonight, Friend played a simplified version of the game I am creating to pitch to Kickstarter / indiegogo. I drew a peace sign to represent her because she served in the Peace Corps. She drew a watch to represent me. Haha."
I'll let XO guess how many times I've seen her mention this fledgling Kickstarter again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#27880109) |
Date: May 13th, 2015 2:30 AM Author: lime titillating state
This doesn't make sense.
How is this woman attracting such high quality guys.
How.
Everyone she's described I would marry sight unseen.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#27880230) |
Date: May 13th, 2015 2:36 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
*Friend1 looking over my shoulder as I read a private message from a WellingtonBook man, which literally contains one word: hey*
Friend1: Really? No subject. No punctuation.
Emma: But he's wearing a green velvet tux!
Friend2: That sounds like what a wizard would wear while trying to imitate a Muggle.
Emma: I don't even know what that means.
Friend1: You don't have to know what it means other than it's a bad sign!
Emma: Aren't you impressed I even knew that was a Harry Potter reference?
Friend1 & Friend2: We are.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#27880262) |
Date: May 13th, 2015 2:39 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Commenting on every single red-carpeter at the 2012 Oscars:
Angelina Jolie — Material too heavy. Length too long. Nice lipstick.
Jessica Chastian — Lovely embellishment, but overwhelms her frame.
Shailene Woodley — Cool design but the top is too reminiscent of a church confessional grate.
Rose Byrne — Top portion does not flatter. Fewer sequins would make her look less like a wet, oily sea otter.
Anne-Sophie Bion — Didn't we just see the sequined version on Rose Byrne?
Bingbing Li — Where is the groom?
Michelle Williams — All the clamshell ruffles just make me want to order a seafood platter.
Brett McKenzie — Yes! smile emoticon I don't know who this is, but I like that he's having fun.
Esperanza Spalding — Did your stylist run out of time to steam out the bottom?
Jane Seymour — Nice color. But boring & does not accentuate her waist.
Judy Greer — My favorite so far, but makes me think of highway lane dividers.
Viola Davis — Does not flatter at all.
Sacha Baron Cohen — As long as he's having fun.
Missi Pyle — Does not flatter at all.
Natalie Portman — How many ladybugs were killed to make that dress?
Melissa McCarthy — Love the movement of the sleeve.
Michel Hazanavicius — He might want to try a size larger for pants?
Maya Rudolph — I don't care for the dress, but it's a safe option.
Berenice Bejo — Nice dress but I would have opted for a different color.
Virginia Madsen — Too much heavy fabric swallows her waist.
Nick Krause and Amara Miller — Would have liked a more playful bowtie. Her dress is too mature for her.
Leah Thompson — Yes. My second favorite dress.
Morgan Spurlock — Don't care for the thin, black tie. At all.
Sherri Shepherd — I would have gone with less contract underneath.
Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann — Best dressed couple so far.
Kate Mara — Not sure about that flap that goes over the right arm. Her posture is distracting.
Kelly Ripa — Speaking of posture, Kelly works it!
Kristen Wiig — No. Looks like she stepped out in her underpinnings only.
Gary Oldman — His date is wearing my favorite dress so far.
Emma Stone — The enormous bow is a little distracting, as is the faded-looking hem.
Stacy Kiebler — The neckline is divine but the huge rose at the hip needs to go.
Diddy — Not caring for his bowtie. Wondering what kind of watch he's wearing.
Ellie Kemper — The colors of her dress coordinates with her hair very well.
Meryl Streep — Love her. She looks fantastic, but the dress is way too baggy.
Matthew Lillard — Suit is too large. Different shoes, too, please.
Anna Faris — Wow. The House Bunny is REALLY covered up!
Octavia Spencer — Pretty dress. Why does she look so displeased?
Pharrell Williams — I like the playful smirk. Don't care for the piping on the lapel & vest, however.
Stopping here unless anyone really wants me to continue….
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#27880275) |
Date: May 13th, 2015 10:42 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Home from a 3 hour date with a super ADORABLE 6'4" blond finance guy... Under 30!! #VeryPleasantlySurprised"
18 Likes
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#27881423) |
Date: May 13th, 2015 10:44 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"10 minutes into today's brunch date: You studied writing in graduate school? What a WASTE OF MONEY. #‎DatingProblems"
3 Likes
Follow-up comment: "AND my French toast was TERRIBLE. Now, I need to look for other food."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#27881432) |
Date: May 14th, 2015 10:31 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Posted at 1 AM last night:
"Men in tuxes. Yes, please. smile emoticon #BlackTie"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#27889170) |
Date: May 28th, 2015 8:06 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me, & especially those who know me via my enduring love for exclusive timepieces (Hi aSmallWorld!), that I would be quoted in a article about highly educated Manhattan women who covet $150,000 purses. (As a high school student on the Upper East Side, I had a subscription to Vogue (The adult version) & coveted the Hermes Kelly. Birkin is just too big, even for me.)
But don't worry future Husband, I wouldn't spend more than $10,000 on a bag... OK, OK... $20,000 tops. (Notice I don't give an amount for wristwatches? LOL. (Oh, when will you be mine, my precious Lange 1??? http://monochrome-watches.com/lange-1-daymatic/)) My personality would never survive the kind of male dominance described by Dr. Wendy Martin (The Yale version of the Princeton Mom?), however. ‪#ForeverAlone"
I won't link the exact article, but it's a spinoff talking about this one (or rather, the book the author of it wrote):
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/opinion/sunday/poor-little-rich-women.html
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#27984967) |
Date: May 30th, 2015 2:58 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
LOL holy shit:
I'm Team Amal Aamuddin Clooney, the Impossible Princess -- The Cut http://ow.ly/3xVdqy (Was never a George Girl.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#27998494) |
Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM Author: Turquoise travel guidebook shrine
This thread is 180 and 120 at the same time.
Thank to OP for putting this together.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#28103144) |
Date: July 4th, 2015 10:12 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She's still dating away:
Tonight's date is a super tan, fit, Eurasian, Harvard-educated, former-Goldman Wellington who speaks French fluently??? ‪#surprise‬!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#28259059) |
Date: July 14th, 2015 8:28 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Naturally:
"Tinder dater Michelle Thomas writes open letter after being told she was TOO FAT | Daily Mail Online"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#28325231) |
Date: October 11th, 2015 11:49 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Oh boy, another dating post, from last week:
"Somehow I went from NOTHING to having a 24 year old & a 50 year old interested in me. Do I want to be a cougar or a kitten?
Update for those of you who "need" more information:
24 year old is a HYP (Harvard Yale Princeton) boy. When I mentioned [School], he asked why he would go to a second tier Ivy. 😒 Works at Goldman. 6'4" & looks like jailbait Jude Law. Plays violin. Maybe fluent in French. Lives in my neighborhood.
50 year old is UC Berkeley environmental engineer & serial entrepreneur. 5'10" & very boyish good looks. Nice voice. He's not intimidated by my personality. Drives a custom Audi A7 & is serious about his wine. Lives in SF but has an office in Manhattan."
24 likes, about 15 comments
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#28949652) |
Date: October 11th, 2015 11:59 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
LMAO, this is from one day before the post about having two different guys into her. Not sure if this just describes one of them or if she is shrewing it up to the max:
"Started October by calling Teke to express that I am .not. amused by his recent [lack of] actions.
(Ah, the joys of dating me! grin emoticon It takes a strong man to survive more than a month with me. I like it that way, though. ‪#‎DatingProblems‬)
Teke: Do you have a history with him? Did you guys date?
Emma: Date??? I reprimand him almost EVERY time we have a phone call! He & I would NEVER date.
Teke: You're pretty rough on him.
Emma: When I am not satisfied, I don't mince words. I am extremely blunt. You'll never need to guess where you stand with me. I'll tell you directly. ...You already saw that tonight at the beginning of this call.
Teke: It did not bother me. I understand & I'm happy about it. I like it this way & I know you do, too.
*Impressed* *Surprised* ‪#‎TeamTeke‬
We'll see how I feel when we conduct a year end review. LOL. But seriously..."
She then posted this picture: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIMhmUPWEAA48TQ.jpg
7 likes
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#28949687) |
Date: December 27th, 2015 12:55 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Haven't updated this in a while, mainly because most of what she posts is pictures with minimal text and I don't want to direct link, but she's still at it. All of these are from the past three weeks:
"The one guy I spoke to tonight turns out to be an Ivy League electrical engineering major named after his mother's Arabian horse. *smiley face x3* #obvi"
"Tonight's date wore a watch for the past 1,100 out of 1,103 days. Guess which day today was. #DatingProblems *puke face* *sad face* *tongue-out face* #WatchProblems *smiley face x3*
"If it takes > 6 txts to set up a date, I AM CALLING YOU. #DatingProblems #OldSchool #MyTimeIsPrecious"
"Tonight's date: Fellow native NYer, who graduated from Packer Collegiate Institute - Apparently a very prestigious HS I only heard of today."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#29460151) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:51 AM Author: stimulating masturbator feces
yeah.
here is the thing. it's all bullshit. all of it. but if you take that kinda thing seriously, paying what you pay to send your kid to Packer is a fail.
if you're good parents and your kid is a decent, hard working kid, you get the same results for Packer from Morrow, Midwood and a bunch of other public HS that are not the specialized schools.
These schools are, to no one's surprise, about networking at a young age. but ROFL they're being so indoctrinated in nonsense and, in particular, self-loathing of their privilege that they will likely waste all of that capital. It's just hilarious.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#29460440) |
Date: December 27th, 2015 2:28 AM Author: mewling bbw
180 thread OP
set her up with jjc OFS
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#29460582) |
Date: December 29th, 2015 1:56 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Tonight's date broke up with his gorgeous, gorgeous & kind gf bc she didn't know Gershwin. I passed the music test with Ravel's Bolero. *smiley face*"
10 likes
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#29477219) |
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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:33 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
One of the follow-ups comments are great as well:
"I'm not sure you're actually dating. I think you're auditioning men for bit parts in the wonderful roller coaster tale of your life, but it is unclear that you're actually setting it up for any of them to join the cast. Which is totally fine, and I appreciate the stories."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#29646686)
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Date: February 13th, 2016 11:58 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Four days ago she posted a short video wishing happy birthday to herself, which shows a single candle burning in a ceramic cup that appears to have at least five scoops of ice cream in it (one vanilla, three chocolate, and the remaining 1+ are buried deeper inside the cup and can't be seen).
It has a #foreveralone hashtag.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#29824815) |
Date: March 10th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Aaaaaand, we're back from our dating hiatus? Now chatting up a guy: BA biotech, MS computer science + business, MBA. & British accent. *smile emoticon*"
Comment chain:
Other guy: "Sounds like my polish molecular biologist with benefits. Nature/Science publications?"
Emma: "I haven't gotten so personal as to ask if he's been published! *shocked emoticon* *grin emoticon*"
Emma: "Also, he switched careers because he likes people jobs, v. lab isolation jobs. BUT, he still loves science."
Emma: "If mine doesn't work out, can I have yours?"
Other guy: "You'd have to ask HIS husband *smile emoticon*
But he's involved in this patent dispute over DNA scissors"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#30025202) |
Date: April 6th, 2016 10:43 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"SuperLiked a 39 year old, blond Dartmouth Columbia boy with 47 mutual connections. No reponse, yet(?) Who knows him? #‎TinderProblems"
A noteworthy response:
Guy: "Didn't you just have food poisoning? Lmao"
Emma: "Exactly. I need someone to take care of me. #SingleProblems"
Emma: "Plus, he was wearing scrubs in one of his photos."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#30218126) |
Date: April 10th, 2016 11:32 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"He .tells. me to keep my phone on until 1am. Doesn't txt me until noon the NEXT day & wonders why he should apologize?? #DatingProblems"
9 likes, a wow, and an angry
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#30240713) |
Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Tonight, 64 year old racist lectured my friend & me for 20 minutes, then told me I'm single bc I'm FAT. #NYCproblems"
Enriched by this earlier comment:
"I had a ROUGH morning AND there were no #amNY chips to cheer me up during my train ride to work today! :( #NYCproblems"
As well as these replies:
Emma: "& to put it in context, the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint of ice cream while he compared IQ across ethnicities, followed by praise for Donald Trump."
Friend: "Seriously????!!!!! Where do I even start with that, other than just, wow, what an insufferable vapid lout????"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#30283808) |
Date: April 15th, 2016 11:30 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Sheesh, she's really been upping her date-posting:
"Talking to 3 super successful men. 2 out of town & 1 sick. #‎DatingProblems‬ #FAIL"
Friend: "You should talk to unsuccessful men. They would worship you."
Emma: "PASS."
Friend: "Are you sure? LOL!"
Emma: "Yes. Final answer."
Emma: "I can't even deal with a lot of the successful men."
Friend2: "What does "success" entail in this case?"
Emma: "Professional. What kind of success do you look for?"
Friend2: "What does professional mean to you? Professional and successful comes in so many ways."
Emma: "Achieved their goals career-wise [LOL this is a great euphemism], love their job & looking to greater achievements. I'm confused by these questions..."
Friend2: "Great achievements" and "achieved their goals career-wise" usually = makes a lot of money, that's all.
What if the career goal was to be a high school English teacher? Or a really good fireman who saved lives? Or a really great artist who owned his own studio?
Also, why does someone have to love their job? I don't love my job and likely never will, but my career enables me to pursue outside passions -- which is what I REALLY live for. I know many successful, attractive men feel similar."
Emma: "If the career goal was to be a high school English teacher & he is, then great. He's successful. He reached his goal. Simple." [Note: I have never seen her post about dating a teacher]
Emma: "PERSONALLY, not everyone needs to agree with me, I prefer men who love their jobs. I've met too many that hate their job & it's a super downer. It's not something I want to deal with in my relationship right now. It's so nice to be with men who love their job & aren't griping about it 24/7. They are exhilarated by their career, whether it be as a HS English teacher or fireman, & it's joyous."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#30283828) |
Date: April 16th, 2016 12:19 AM Author: Clear fortuitous meteor
Brother, I am fascinated by this chick. The pure delusion with regards to dating, the barely disguised panic as to her employment status, the ever-so-gentle pushback from concerned friends in the comments (buried in the pile of you-go-girl sycophancy). I can't get a good sense for how much she believes her own hype -- does she really think she's going to beat the odds and find a man to her standards, and does she really think she's working unbelievably hard to carve out her own professional path? Or is she just putting on a brave face for her friends?
Did you know she has at least two other facebook accounts? It looks like one has a lot of undergrad stuff and the other is slightly newer. Both under her real name.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#30284047) |
Date: May 13th, 2016 11:23 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
A year later, and she's still a megashrew. She just linked this photo:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFSuXQfHjGN/
She also recently wrote a HuffPo article. She didn't mention how HuffPo doesn't pay writers.
Also:
"STILL seeking this.
Tonight's double Ivy date at Peacock Alley in the Waldorf Astoria very confusing. Gave me super mixed signals. Neutral to uninterested(?) to interested??? #‎DatingProblems"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#30469825) |
Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:16 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Today, she posted a link to this article, paired with the following post:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/05/18/lady-spiders-demand-gifts-from-their-gentleman-callers-or-else-they-eat-them/?tid=sm_fb
Did you bring me a QUARTZ wristwatch & processed food??? How DARE you!!! *sigh emoji* *sick emoji* *cheshire grin emoji*
#SpiritInsect‬ *3 smile emojis*
Males "can be deceitful little creatures. Some males actually bring fake gifts — inedible plant seeds or the remains of an insect they've already eaten — and try to pass off these packages as legit meals.
A 2011 study in BMC Evolutionary Biology found that females responded to worthless gifts by ending mating sooner than if the gift had been good."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#30538762) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Glad you asked, because I went back and it has a pretty good follow-up.
Friend: Your spider will come, Emma. smile emoticon
Emma: Did you see my Tweet to #NostagiaChat? Super cute & smart date tonight, BUT lives in Canada. *3x grin emoticon* Leaves Tuesday & has work dinners during the week.
Friend: Sounds like a step in the right direction...
Emma: at least he picked a nice place to feed me. *3x smile emoticon*
She then posts an instagram photo of some weird salad from her Sunday night date.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#30542598) |
Date: October 17th, 2016 4:26 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
This is still going. In the past month, she has made 11 separate posts that contain the hashtag #DatingProblems.
No evidence of a long-term relationship.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#31663743) |
Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:13 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"True story: I almost food poisoned myself with undercooked poultry last night for dinner & today for lunch. *shocked face*
Someone take me out for a properly cooked dinner! (February is my birthday month, after all.) *playful face* #ForeverAlone *rooster*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32537520)
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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:22 PM Author: Big-titted Sound Barrier Incel
Someone posted the pic of this chick at some point in this thread and she is a horrific looking asian chick (I say this as someone who is pretty generous with describing female attractiveness, not like crazy XO poster description of hideous).
I laugh everytime I see a Wolfgang's or hear it referenced, because I think of this heinous looking shrew, who thinks she's fucking high class, thinking it's fucking Wolfgang Puck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32537603) |
Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:39 PM Author: Nighttime Magical Associate
I dont believe MFH ivy league women would ACTIVELY CHEER for their friends to date NON "elite" UG guys
sorry. flame. they will ding you for cornell, not flame.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32537759) |
Date: February 3rd, 2017 5:28 PM Author: elite charcoal institution
there are still links to her pics itt
she is a legitimate 3, maybe a 3.5 if you have yellow fever. she has to be making up all these dates, there is no fucking way any half-way successful guy would want to be seen in public with her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32538564) |
Date: February 10th, 2017 2:55 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"IstGenYale (an emerging Yale alumni Shared Identity Group (SIG) with similar backgrounds supporting current students on campus and fellow alumni) invited me to their luncheon on the 25th (see below), & just encouraged me to bring other Dartmouth alumni to the event. Anyone interested in joining me?
Networking lunch with 350 students & alumni - Amherst, Columbia/Barnard, Brown, Cornell, Dartmouth, Duke, Georgetown, Haverford, Harvard, Lehigh, MIT, Pomona, Princeton, Stanford, Swarthmore, Tufts, Penn & Yale to share our life & career experiences and support the next generation in meaningful ways."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32591912) |
Date: February 10th, 2017 2:56 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"I cannot recommend Dorie Clark enough if you want to build a strong career for yourself -- At EVERY stage of your journey. I've been reading her work regularly since my days at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth. She is the best!
https://hbr.org/2017/01/your-career-needs-many-mentors-not-just-one"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32591931) |
Date: February 10th, 2017 2:57 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Invited to an alumni luncheon @Yale the last weekend of the month.
Who wants to road trip / explore campus with me?
*three tears of joy emojis*
#IvyLeague"
These last few are more mundane but 1. They're literally all posted in the past 24 hours, and 2. I feel the need to emphasize how OBSESSED she is with college pedigrees despite being in her late 30s.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32591947) |
Date: February 10th, 2017 3:05 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"People, use social media to empower your network! [Various people] are experts at this. Read their work to learn how to effectively brand yourself online.
The image below is an exchange with a Wellesley College alumna I met virtually via a social Facebook group. This conversation about technology wouldn't have happened if I did not post photos from [name]'s #WomenWhoCode class today. [Name] was also at this event because she's been welcomed into G.Crew. I met her via [name] via Yelp. Yes, Yelp.
Earlier this week, I went to a Dartmouth Entrepreneurship Network (DEN) event where an alumnus introduced himself by telling me that he recognized me from Facebook photos with two fellow Dartmouth alumni. Also in the group was another Dartmouth alumnus I met at Internet Week because I was wearing a Dartmouth shirt."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32592026) |
Date: March 1st, 2017 1:10 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She just visited Tel Aviv!
"GREAT trip that EXCEEDED expectations. Lots of new food, fun & friends! :) LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!"
She also attended a TEDx event in NYC, which had a board inviting ppl to post sticky notes stating what was left on their bucket list. Her entry:
http://i.imgur.com/AD9Gz8D.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32727870) |
Date: March 1st, 2017 1:51 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Linked this article:
http://www.someecards.com/love/breakups/breakup-couple-photo-shoot/
With this text:
"You *know* this is something I'd do.
Except that I haven't been in anything close to a relationship since 2010. Coincidentally, when I was engaged.
#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32728196) |
Date: March 19th, 2017 8:53 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
3 hour dinner date with tonight's Yalie & he kissed me at the end. Then I found out that he's NOT EVEN TWENTY-FIVE! *sanzaru emoji*
#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32869556)
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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:25 AM Author: Green stock car garrison
She is clearly insane and lying. I wouldn't even call her a shrew as much as a crazy lady.
Great example...this attractive, rich, well educated Britt stays at work hours late just to see her for 5 minutes?? Either A) this didn't happen and she is lying or B) he gets no attention ever from women and is actually a fat ugly dude who looks 50 at 38.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32905440) |
Date: March 25th, 2017 11:32 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
A doozy of a thread from last night:
"Tonight's date to me, "You can afford membership to a private club, you went to Dartmouth."
*thousand-yard-stare face*
#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"
This one generated quite a few comments. The better excerpts:
Friend A: "I went to Dartmouth and I can't afford a pizza."
Emma: "It's too bad we are incompatible in so many ways. He's attractive, smart & very familiar with Dartmouth."
Friend B: "More importantly, can you afford it and do you value it at that amount..."
Emma: "I'm saving for an apartment. Plus, I need dental work. Plus, other health bills. #AdultProblems"
Friend C: "Pray tell how did he find out you went to Dartmouth?"
Emma: "He asked me. I was trying to avoid revealing it."
Friend C: "And so what if you can't afford a private club, does that poison the date?"
Emma: "Apparently, it was one of many strikes against me?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#32917794)
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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:53 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She just did a trip to Amsterdam. She uploaded more than 200 photos to Facebook. Of these photos, exactly 160 of them featured her Dartmouth ring. I created an imgur album of examples.
http://imgur.com/a/FNXPK
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33040046) |
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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:58 PM Author: swashbuckling sepia stead hunting ground
100%. i've seen people with them and i ask "oh, baseball injury? working out?"
'carpal tunnel'
lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33040086) |
Date: April 20th, 2017 3:01 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Sooo... I *genuinely* enjoy attending talks by brilliant professors, tech experts & business leaders. I am *genuinely* energized by engaging discussions about ideas & theory. ...How do I match with a #PrivateEquity guy who is tired of dating 20 year old blond models (Like THAT NY Post story, Why I Won't Date Hot Women Anymore)??" *three different emojis*
Friend comments: "Isn't that kind of like saying I genuinely love nature and wildlife, so how do I match with an accountant?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33119961) |
Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:54 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Christopher D. Walkins, a lecturer in the Division of Psychology, School of Social and Health Sciences at Abertay University, found that if you’re an average-looking man, being witty and creative will increase your overall attractiveness. But if you’re an average-looking woman, being witty and creative could actually HURT your overall attractiveness."
#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone
(that's all her quoting an article, save the hashtags, to be clear)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33132447) |
Date: June 12th, 2017 7:56 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Back to square one. Again.
#DatingProblems
But I can safely say I stuck to my principles even if there WAS strong compatibility."
Questions from friends produce the follow revelation for why the dating effort failed:
"The most recent guy sounded so compatible, THEN he suddenly found it "problematic" that I do not consider having one dinner together as dating (& consequently would not engage in all the activities associated with dating ASAP.). Dude, I don't even know you. I find it problematic that you would even expect me to behave thusly! Especially in light of the messages we exchanged."
Two days later:
"Another first. Tonight, I made my date CRY. More than once!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33539207) |
Date: July 4th, 2017 2:01 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
General recent trend: She has started to post INSTAGRAM VIDEOS of her meals. The shot always open with her hand holding some food/drink item (with the Dartmouth ring visible) and then pans around the room.
Other than that, mostly lame posts in the last month. Shares a lot of gags from joke/meme FB pages, lots of meals and photos from events with like 25 hashtags apiece.
I was amused by this one though:
"Broke 10,000 #steps to support #ChristianSavesTheDay with #WatertreeHealth & #MakeAWish yesterday. It was a 20 hour day in a dress & cork sandals. Worth it. *smile emoticon* #GoogleFit #StepsCounter #pedometer #Chicago #Illinois #walking
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33699784) |
Date: July 24th, 2017 1:05 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Emma starting to post shitty advertisements?
"I #FuelLikeAnAthlete with Clean & Lean Lemon Chicken from Tone House. YUM! This was my nutritious organic paleo Gluten-Free lunch yesterday. Amazingly, UNDER 400 CALORIES!!! Excellent, hearty portion of grilled chicken over a bed of squash. There's no sauce, but the chicken was flavorful thanks to a generous sprinkling of herbs. The vegetables were naturally soft, but retained a light crunch. I'm a fan of the pumpkin seeds. 10/10 would eat again."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33841066) |
Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Ever consider moving because of the dating scene?"
(link to this article: http://nypost.com/2017/07/26/i-left-new-york-city-so-i-could-feel-hotter/ )
Comments are great:
Emma: "Oops. Meant to post this in a private dating group forum, not on my own wall! *3 crying w/ laughter faces* #TechProblems #DatingProblems"
Emma: "I tried Hanover, NH. *awkward face* DID NOT HELP AT ALL. In fact, I wasn't just single I was dateless."
Friend1: "Hanover is 10K people- maybe try a larger city like Austin, DC, or San Diego?"
Friend2: "Come to Rochy! You're a 10 anyway, you're like a 15 here."
Emma: "Let me when I can visit overnight, please!" *smile emoji* *giant laughing cactus super-emoji*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33903770) |
Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:25 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
*posts link to some nature video*
"This male fish spends 24/7 for a week constructing a work of art to attract female fishes & I can't even get dudes to reply to a text!" *four successive angry frown emojis*
#DatingProblems *pufferfish emoji*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33903787) |
Date: August 5th, 2017 4:23 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She updated her cover photo:
*grit teeth emoji* *camera emoji* As if you didn't already know! Now, smile! *smile emoji* *camera emoji*
http://imgur.com/a/2t37O
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33925056) |
Date: August 5th, 2017 4:25 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Yes, please. Samantha Power in Glamour Mag, September 2017. *literally 26 different hashtags*
http://imgur.com/a/ePPkQ
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33925063) |
Date: August 5th, 2017 4:26 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"As of tonight, I have finally visited every #IvyLeague Club in New York. At #ThePennClub, I had a #Philly cheese steak sandwich (obviously) with champagne (obviously)." *21 additional hashtags*
http://imgur.com/a/QYaOT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33925070) |
Date: August 9th, 2017 3:02 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"No Spouse, No Kids, No Caregiver: How to Prepare to Age Alone http://ow.ly/huvN30ed3yZ
#health
Comments:
Friend1: "#adopt? is that maybe an option?"
Friend2: "I'm ready. Golf cart community and well-paid army of nursing/college students who like crosswords and listening to me talk about the Ice Storm of '97, here I come. Recruiting random other elderly to rent rooms in my house and eat cheesecake in the middle of the night is my backup plan. So ready."
Emma: "ME!!! I want to live with you!!!" *four heart emojis*
Emma: Wait... I know *I* will be up eating in the middle of the night... But YOU, Friend2??? *tears of laughter emoji*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33950573) |
Date: August 10th, 2017 5:51 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Uh oh!
"When it rains, it POURS. I'm so overwhelmed right now...
I was already dealing with a life hurdle when my neighbor's pipes burst this weekend & caused significant structural damage throughout the New York apartment. I already spent two evenings clearing out a small section, salvaging what I could. This process will take at least until the end of the month -- Floors & walls need serious repair.
Today, [name] informed me there was a major flood in Massachusetts that wrecked a large portion of my possessions there. Making a trip there mid-month to do clean-up."
14 minutes after posting this status she uploaded another photo to instagram. It has exactly 30 hashtags.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#33959263) |
Date: August 20th, 2017 3:55 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Linked to this article:
https://thoughtcatalog.com/lacey-ramburger/2017/08/stay-single-until-you-meet-someone-like-this-based-on-your-myers-briggs-personality-type/
Yes. This is what I've been waiting/looking for (Since 2010!!!):
"Someone who isn’t intimidated by your intellect but intrigued by it, and is even willing to challenge you with different perceptions to help you grow stronger. Wait for someone who is completely honest with you in every aspect, and leaves you no reason to mistrust them in any situation. Don’t settle for someone who spends time playing games and causes you to over-analyze every encounter you have with them."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#34029869) |
Date: August 20th, 2017 3:57 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Apparently, I'm way more stressed / upset than I realize... I couldn't #sleep AT ALL last night. & I'm still wide awake right now." *stressed emoticon*
*26 hashtags*
http://imgur.com/a/2ssZj
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#34029872) |
Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:20 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Naturally when XO goes cryptomad, so does our megashrew:
"Interested in ICOs? Get 10 of them through me by clicking here: https://wcex.co/?ref=5qtlgnbi
Let's see what this is all about!
*CCs four different friends*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#34052628) |
Date: September 8th, 2017 4:56 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Dude I met 3 years ago randomly msg'd me yesterday. Spent an HOUR making me feel bad I wouldn't cab halfway across the island to meet him for a quick #coffee & finally got me to relent to a quick coffee this morning even though it meant getting up an hour earlier than I needed to. Cancels last minute. *three frustrated emojis* #DatingProblems Decided to be positive (Hi Laura Little!) & take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.
*22 additional hashtags*
http://imgur.com/a/h0Xwh
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#34167307) |
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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:07 AM Author: Maize generalized bond
take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.
take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.
take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38110815) |
Date: November 16th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She went to Harvard, recently.
https://imgur.com/a/V6myh
Those are 5 of 26 photos featuring the ring from her visit, out of nearly 200 photos taken.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#34704960) |
Date: November 16th, 2017 9:30 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She watched a livestream of the most expensive watch in history being auctioned off.
"All of my future husbands are waiting with great anticipation!" *grimace face*
Afterwards: "Thank you, Internet for letting me watch history being made. *watch emoji* *three green heart emojis*
Yes, this is what I did with my Thursday evening. NOT SORRY AT ALL."
9 total likes between two posts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#34705038) |
Date: November 16th, 2017 9:32 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Shared this post by some other guy with the hashtag #jobproblems:
"Ageism update: Given the massive influx of talented college grads, Silicon Valley companies usually hire 20somethings since they have often have huge college debts to pay off so they're willing to work long hours, plus they have no families or mortgage (nor will in the valley given the skyrocketing housing prices) or health issues. Most 40+ workers either work for smaller companies, launch startups, shift into another field (like real estate or retail), or leave town, which is a loss to the big companies, but they're all downsizing (laying off older workers), not hiring, except young people with specific skills in emerging fields like AI and VR/AR."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#34705063) |
Date: November 20th, 2017 2:35 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Home from... a unique?? SIX HOUR conversation with a Dartmouth alumnus, Class of '87. This is a gin #martini made with creme de cassis - His second wife's favorite." *22 additional hashtags*
https://imgur.com/a/MqMNB
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#34728867) |
Date: November 24th, 2017 2:11 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Tonight, I had a 3 hour #omakase first date with a polite, ARTICULATE, CULTURED, 6'2" Finnish man from the Midwest with a PhD in Chemistry. We both love Rene Magritte (Today is Magritte's birthday, in fact!) & Phillip Glass' Einstein on the Beach (People will probably think we are insufferably pretentious together??? *three crying w/ laughter emojis*). Very, very good but his wardrobe is too hipster for me!!! #DatingProblems
*21 additional hashtags*
There are 14 photos from the date. You know where this is going: https://imgur.com/a/aw61O
Comments section is interesting as well:
Friend1: "stop making objections so quickly, its wardrobe, not personality. Youll dress him however you want once hes yours." (5 likes)
Friend2: "wardrobe gives insight on personality, especially if it was self and not mom selected" (1 like, from Emma)
Emma: "I just can't... His retro glasses make me think of my Father. Ewwwwww!!!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#34762645) |
Date: November 24th, 2017 2:19 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"#DatingProblems A solo day at the theater... I saw Afterglow this afternoon at the Davenport Theater."
*21 additional hashtags*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#34762702) |
Date: December 13th, 2017 4:39 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
After the Port Authority non-attack:
"I'm downtown & safe. I don't feel safe, but I'm OK."
Also, she posted this article:
https://www.someecards.com/news/news/money-on-tinder/
Followed by the comment "A boring, inanimate lamp is waaaaaaay more popular than I am! #DatingProblems" *sob emoticon*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#34911078) |
Date: December 25th, 2017 9:07 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Posted today:
"Grandfather: What do you look for in a boyfriend?
Grandmother: Don't be like [that relative] who would only date men more educated than her.
Me: *three nervous face emojis*
#ForeverAlone #DatingProblems"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35006659) |
Date: December 25th, 2017 9:16 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Had another lovely visit with Monty at the Hermes in Brookfield Place this evening. Reminded me of an amusing conversation I had about a week ago... Date: Do you like cologne? Me: I do. Date: You'll like what I'm wearing -- It's expensive. Me: I don't only like expensive things! Date: But there's a high correlation. Me: *three nervous emojis* ...He was wearing Vetiver Tonka by Hermes, & I do love it! It smells fantastic! *smile emoji* EXCELLENT choice. // *24 additional hashtags*
Post came with this photo: https://imgur.com/a/WU0lB
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35006716) |
Date: January 3rd, 2018 12:44 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"First #date of 2018. After 4 in 2017! That's a record (with the same guy)! Me: In the past decade, only 3 men have made it to date 3. [friend name]: I'm not surprised. Me: (three laughing emojis)// It's complicated but we both want to see each other again. If this doesn't work out, he's permanently giving up on dating. He gave me this green bracelet as a belated Christmas gift."
*26 additional hashtags*
https://imgur.com/a/kIsJg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35068627) |
Date: January 14th, 2018 11:07 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Uh oh, her new record-setting relationship is ON THE ROCKS:
[Guy] took me to Raines Law Room this week. He LOVED it -- It's his new favorite place in the world. I was not impressed...
1. NO FOOD except for a tray of cheese, sausage slices & olives. Food > cocktails (by a massive margin to me) & we didn't have time to go elsewhere for dinner that night. #HANGRY [three huffing mad emojis]
2. What privacy??? The curtained off areas all have two couches FACING EACH OTHER. #awkward [three uninterested side-glance emojis]
If we survive through next Thursday, what would you suggest? I don't care about horses & I hate beer. He's not into escape rooms.
#DifficultDate [two angry emojis]
She had a separate post with this image and 31 hashtags:
https://imgur.com/a/DW2lr
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35152613) |
Date: January 14th, 2018 11:10 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Date #5 last night:
[Guy]: Where was that place where we had that great table in the corner?
Emma: That night I yelled at you?
[Guy]: If you're using that as the criteria, it doesn't narrow down the list!
Emma: I realized that right after I said it.
*BOTH* laugh. [laughter and anger emojis]
I warned him about dating me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35152629) |
Date: January 31st, 2018 1:03 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Uh oh, she's gonna be a YouTube star:
Over 300 views in less than a month! I'm currently working on a business book, [dumb title]. Pre-sales available during the first week of February!
~ Video summary: [link]. Please click *LIKE* while watching! Thank you! :)
~ Interested in collaboration? Please complete the Google Form at the bottom of my website: [link]
10 likes
In the comments, she touts her attention on LinkedIn; slightly fewer than 1000 people have viewed her profile.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35288037) |
Date: January 31st, 2018 1:08 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Oh no, her most successful dating spree of the past five years appears to have flickered out:
"Emma: This is NOT working out. <<< List of concerns with specific examples. >>>
Guy: I don't understand.
Emmm: ??? *annoyed emoji* *neutral emoji* *frustrated emoji* This is NOT working out. <<< List of concerns with additional specific examples. >>>
Guy: I don't understand.
Emma: !!! *angry emoji* *huffing mad emoji* *confused emoji* (With finance bois, she would frame the relationship in business terms...) You're a science guy, does this *graph* make sense?
Guy: It does. I would quibble with a few points but overall I get it. Very interesting. Classic dampened sine wave asymptotically approaching the x-axis.
Emma: *smiling nerd emoji*
Guy: If this was a start-up, what would be your recommendation?
Emma: EXIT STRATEGY. *neutral emoji* Fail forward.
...Who would've thunk high school math & science classes would be useful in #DatingProblems ??? *laughing emoji*
#ForeverAlone"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35288092)
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:09 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
BONUS: In the comments for the above breakup post, she notes that while this relationship may have failed, Tinder is getting better at recognizing her preferences. As evidence, she posts this photo:
https://imgur.com/a/wOGt3
Emma: "I could be into David if he shaved."
Friend: "I'm surprised that Tinder doesn't just show you zoomed in pictures of their watches at this point."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35288099) |
Date: January 31st, 2018 3:09 PM Author: Motley dog poop
CharlesXII, please analyze this New Years post by an Eat Pray Love shrew I am friends with:
As the sun set on 2017, and I’ve taken time to reflect, I am somewhat dumbfounded by the variety of extremes that have marked the last year.
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From cherished solo-time marked with undercurrents of loneliness, to re-immersion into co-habitation and companionship, to constantly being surrounded by people and sometimes overwhelming periods extroversion. From the dark of Scandinavian winter to the light of summer. From the Northern hemisphere to the Southern delights of the Maldives and Bali. From one home of the last two years to three subsequent temporary ones. From a life built around myself, to a life often heavily focused on the needs of others. From a creature comfort of ‘nesting’ to having to project manage the re-build an actual house. From a student to graduate and embracing learning as a lifelong journey. From part-time self-employment to full-blown entrepreneurship. From feeling at home as a ‘doer’ to blossoming into an ‘ideas’ person. From structure and analysis to free-flowing and creative. From task-oriented to ‘being’ oriented. From resistance to challenging situations to acceptance and surrender. From masculine high-powered energy to embracing the feminine and the strength in softness.
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Through it all, the test has been to practice ahimsa. After two years figuring out how to best take care of myself in a carefully-crafted environment, 2017 brought on test after test that pushed me to figure out how to practice self-care in less than perfect and often very trying circumstances. While at times the characters of frustration, anger, resentment and sadness stole the spotlight, I am comforted by love, compassion, understanding and resilience who shared their time on the stage of life. Even when things seemed heavy and bleak, my heart knew it was only temporary. Even when life was radiant and blissful, my heart knew this was temporary, too, and to nourish myself with every drop of joy.
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The more we’re able to surrender and let go, the easier it is to ride life’s waves without losing ourselves in the currents. Happy New Year, may it be filled with love
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35289038) |
Date: February 1st, 2018 2:26 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"For my birthday this year, I'm helping raise donations for the American Cancer Society. If you purchase a specially designated copy of my book DIRECTLY ((( NOT THROUGH FACEBOOK! ))) via [linl], I will donate a portion of the proceeds to the non-profit.
I've chosen this nonprofit because their mission means a lot to me, and I hope you'll consider contributing as a way to support this very important cause. Nearly 1 out of 3 people in the United States will have cancer during their lifetimes. Every little bit will help. Thank you!! :)
$0 raised thus far
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35297087) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:04 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She is using "Publishizer," which I have never heard of but it appears to be some kind of Kickstarter for books.
She has two preorders so far, worth a total of $58. The book appears to be some generic stuff about entrepreneurship.
"If you didn’t start a company in your dorm room, did you even go to college, Bro??? "
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35297375) |
Date: February 2nd, 2018 5:19 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Oh SHIT, looks like that guy she was probably gonna break up with recovered:
"[Guy] outdid himself for my birthday today. *three smile emojis* Dinner & drinks at Aquagrill (I've been meaning to go for years) + a beautiful silver & gold bangle that matches the ring I have been wearing on my other hand. Most importantly, we found our happy equilibrium of emotions & intelligent conversation (& he looked superb in his outfit!). He: Is this [date] 6? Me: Yes. He toasts us: Here's to the next 60. It was *fireworks*MAGICAL*fireworks* "
*22 additional hashtags*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35308138) |
Date: February 11th, 2018 6:14 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Never mind, guy is dunhere:
"Broke up with [Guy] just in time for Valentine's Day. I should have done so earlier, early January. Oh well. & I just found out that one of my favorite restaurants serves his favorite cocktail, Boulevardier."
*26 hashtags*
https://imgur.com/a/pfWOW
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35379000) |
Date: February 14th, 2018 1:18 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
A couple highlights from the long breakup comment chain:
Girl: what was the problem with this gentleman?
Emma: He wanted the relationship without putting in the effort. He wanted to be rewarded just for showing up. At HIS convenience.
Girl 2: You're smart for not putting up with that. I wish I were as boss as you. (comment liked by Emma)
Emma: It was difficult...I should have broken it off early January.
...
Friend: Have you tried a matchmaker?
Emma: *three moneybag emojis*
Friend: There are some who charge the men but not the women.
Emma: They do charge women by telling the women to go get all sorts of makeovers from consultants who pay the matchmaker kickbacks.
*some comments suggesting Jewish matchmaker types*
Emma: I *do* like Jewish men. *three smile emojis* Especially NY natives. *smile emoji*
...
Emma: After tonight's 3 year Friendversary dinner, I checked out Tinder...
Friend: Yes! THAT'S your type!
https://imgur.com/a/35lhO
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35401609) |
Date: February 17th, 2018 3:56 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She's in Miami!
https://imgur.com/a/MgJNk
"This trip has been like a craaazy awesome date. By myself. *laughing emoji* Happy Chinese New Year to me at LaMar in the Mandarin Oriental Hotel! What a nice surprise! The food & service are awesome, too. VERY high recommend."
*20 hashtags*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35425917) |
Date: February 20th, 2018 3:06 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Just got off the phone with an i-banker who sleeps 4 hours a night & runs 10 miles daily. He may be the most alpha man I've considered dating. I'm exhausted just talking to him for half an hour! *shocked emoji*"
Comments:
Emma: "He already mocks me for being a Princess who needs 8 hours of sleep."
Overall comments are deeply hostile.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35446143)
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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:01 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Yes.
"run....he's not for you"
"he’s a DICK... plain and simple, stay clear" *puking emoji*
"Fine for him, everyone’s physiology is different. But to mock anyone else for it... DumbAss!"
"Ditch him. He actually sounds insecure if he’s already mocking you."
"I wish you were my sister so I could forbid him to date you."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35446514) |
Date: March 23rd, 2018 8:08 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Good night, Friends. Tonight's date was... In-cred-ible. -Another- Chemistry PhD who is also well read in literature!!! What are the odds? This one studied science at Cambridge, & made a Dorian Gray reference over dinner. Suggested I read Stephen Pinker since I'm a Malcolm Gladwell fan. Offered to teach me about James Joyce's Ulysses. *nerd emoji* A great match but won't become a relationship -- He's based in England & rarely in NYC. #DatingProblems *24 additional hashtags*
https://imgur.com/a/CNdzf
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35674089) |
Date: March 29th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Home now after a 7.5 hour fun first Date Night with an attorney I connected with at the end of SXSW. So sweet -- He offered to take me all the way downtown to my favorite FiDi restaurant, North End Grill by Danny Meyer before it closes at the end of this month! I opted for the Nordic Aquavit instead because I've wanted to go for years... Beautiful space & lovely presentation. *21 hashtags*
https://imgur.com/a/C315A
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35720182) |
Date: March 29th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Welcome to the next phase of my career. I'm heading into the blockchain, ICO & cryptocurrency space. Attending today's ICO Rating Summit at Times Center. *23 hashtags*
There's a picture of her nametag at the bottom of the post. A friend compliments her using her Twitter handle on the badge for maximum social reach.
Other comments:
"There's been a lot of movement and interest in the ICO space lately. Now is a great time to start and stay ahead of the curve!"
"Please deploy blockchain to secure voting" (two likes, including from Emma)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35720216) |
Date: April 13th, 2018 1:20 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She got a new job:
"Happy Friday, Friends! I am excited to share that I have started working at Lampix, where augmented reality (AR) meets blockchain.
IT'S FANTASTIC TO BE BACK IN TECH!!! <3
Emma has returned to her natural environment. :D"
158 likes
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35833310)
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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:25 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Very...strange developments of late. Most importantly, she is riding on something called the StartupBus, during which a bunch of women will try to create and launch a blockchain-related product as they take a multi-day road trip from NYC to New Orleans.
Not flame: https://www.startupbus.com/women-in-blockchain
"Kicking off StartupBus #WomeninBlockchain! #diversity #inclusion #herstory"
Many dozens of photos of women doing stuff with computers on a bus: https://imgur.com/a/9i6IcVF
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35951421)
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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: Ebony nursing home electric furnace
What is a “Buspreneur”?
Bus + Entrepreneur = Buspreneur!
You will ride the StartupBus to become one.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35951473) |
Date: April 30th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She went to some firefighter-related speed dating event:
"No firemen for me. Arrived single, left single. My night was salvaged by my attorney friend & his friends, though. Late night drinks at Jeffreys Grocery in the West Village. (My first time.) Muuuuuuch more my style. They wanted me to go to a funk concert afterwards but I had to raincheck. My beloved Grandmother is in town for the week! *six green hearts* She now needs a cane. *crying emoji*
*21 hashtags*
https://imgur.com/a/8LJoJfw
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#35951454) |
Date: May 15th, 2018 3:25 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"#DatingProblems update for those of you who missed this series while I took a month-long hiatus to adjust to my new job that requires way more hours & way more disparate projects done simultaneously than has ever been demanded of me previously...
Tonight's date with Oxford graduate (screenshot) was not at all what I expected. 9/10 will not date.
Monday night's date with Columbia graduate was weird. 10/10 will not date. But if you're interested in a 6'4" 43 year Caucasian programmer & yoga fanatic in Midtown Manhattan who wants to get married ASAP, have 4-7 kids & live in Philly, let me know."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36056289) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:34 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Holy shit, TONS of highlights in the comments:
-She apparently texted a friend during one of the dates to note the guy "was weird and did not have an Amex card." BTW it turned out he did have one but had left it at home.
-Somebody finally asks the obvious:
Friend1: "Just a thought. What if you stopped classifying or even choosing dates by their schools?"
Emma: " Y tho?" *posts pic of a text where a guy says 'Hello from the Yale Club!' and she replies with a bunch of hearts-in-eyes emojis*
Friend2: "because it hasnt worked so far.......?"
Friend3: "Because degrees don't automatically make a person good, kind, smart or a decent partner?"
Emma: "Y tho? I've been doing this wrong the whole time?" *gif of Jim Carey pulling his hair out in Liar Liar*
Friend4: "There's something to be said about a college education. I got mine later in life, and realized that there are some things that aren't easy to explain, and that merit a significant amount of study. These are things with which we still struggle to educate the public. Economics. Race, gender, and LGBTQIA+ issues. I can understand why it'd be difficult to be with someone without a college degree. Or worse, an engineer."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36056347)
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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:56 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"[Friend] accidentally caused me to leave the apartment without earrings so he bought me these for tonight's #crypto party because they look like coins. *two smile emojis* I'm going to wear them all through Blockchain Week!"
*21 additional hashtags*
https://imgur.com/a/dVCmuqK
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36056538) |
Date: June 1st, 2018 12:48 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"If I marry a Crypto Bro, you're all getting gifts embossed with 'To Have and to Hodl.' *laughing gif*
#Bitcoin humor (Someone help me!)"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36163212) |
Date: June 6th, 2018 3:34 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"TFW you have the opportunity to join the Princeton Alumni Annual Sailing Trip (your first time!) but you've already committed yourself to #DartmouthAlumni reunions the same weekend.
#IvyProblems"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36195391) |
Date: June 29th, 2018 2:26 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She's on a visit to Romania, Brasov specifically.
https://imgur.com/a/xMHGuun
Be sure to read the Instagram "comment;" I think XO will appreciate.
Some more rather inane photos featuring The Ring:
https://imgur.com/a/wOUV7aY
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36335797) |
Date: July 9th, 2018 11:19 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Is it official now? Am I a #CatLady?? Home alone eating Ben And Jerry's ice cream from the carton & watching a Family Guy marathon with the cat. #DatingProblems #SingleProblems"
*20 additional hashtags*
https://imgur.com/a/b8pwhro
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36394984) |
Date: July 27th, 2018 4:31 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"I am ending a 'friendship' with someone I considered one of my closest friends for several years. Position now open. Love of philosophy is a +"
Sadly, no details on what happened.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36509417) |
Date: August 13th, 2018 2:56 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Had the unheard of second date today at the Standard Grill in the Meatpacking District (His choice, how hip)! *smile emoji* Still need to friendzone Yale guy, though. *unhappy emoji* He's a nice guy, but I just can't. I had to return to Bliss Spa for a deep tissue massage afterwards to feel better. *nervous, relieved, playful emojis* (I'm not really as horrible as this post makes me sound! *three nervous emojis*) *26 additional emojis*"
Comment: "Nice guy, Yale grad, takes you to this great restaurant - and you need to get a deep tissue massage to recover? Oh my!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36609488)
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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:04 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She shared this Mashable article:
https://mashable.com/article/online-dating-survey-study/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#YDUX8o4XeqqV
Highlighted this quote: "Age is also a factor. While age seems to be less important in relation to a man’s desirability, a woman is considered less desirable immediately as she ages past 18."
Her comment: "I thought it was more like 26, but it's 18?! & immediately?! #nuts #DatingProblems *eyeroll emoji*
#ForeverAlone since I'm only getting older & not only am I not giving up my Master's degree, I want a PhD. *nerd emoji*"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36609533)
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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:45 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
No surprise what she's reading:
https://imgur.com/a/7fRblKU
"'He's... Asian.' *three crying with laughter emojis* Yes, I've had these conversations. #CrazyRichAsians // Recently, I met a Chinese guy in the crypto world with a *superb* British accent, but he is way too young -- Under 30! *24 hashtags*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36635025) |
Date: September 11th, 2018 1:54 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Friends since my 20s: Emma, stop dating finance guys. Date someone NICE! Stop dating men based on the schools they graduated from. Date someone NICE!
The current guy (Still needs a nickname) is nice, affectionate, very communicative, confident, playful & extremely well educated. For our second date on Thursday, he took an almost 2 hour ride on his motorcycle after work to pick up ingredients to cook me dinner on the rooftop of his building on Wall Street. Yes, not only is he a FinTech guy working for a major bank for over a decade, he LITERALLY lives on Wall Street. *three crying with laughter gifs* Half an hour to midnight, he walked me all the way home. Last night, after a play & dinner with his friends, he suggested stopping by my apartment briefly just to say good night in person. I demurred since I wasn't feeling very attractive. He retorted that it didn't matter -- He's dating a human being.
For our first date on Monday, though he showed up with Thomas Pink cufflinks and in proper lace up shoes, he insisted that I wear whatever I felt comfortable in. I showed up in an unflattering dress & Guerlain KissKissKiss lipstick in Daring Pink that looked like they matched under indoor lighting. They did not match, and the lipstick is crazy bright in sunlight -- See photo on the right. Additionally, in a random fit of silliness (What were the chances I would see this guy again? I decided to at least amuse to myself even if he thought I was an idiot.), I put #IGK glitter spray in my hair. #ridiculous LOL. I decided to actually try looking pretty for our second date in a form flattering outfit & natural palette with Smashbox's Be Legendary lipstick in Primrose -- See photo on the left. #feminine
Oh dating!! *eyeroll gif*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36788191)
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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:52 AM Author: Double Fault Kitty
Just got sucked into a horrid timeless vortex where i read this entire thread for the first time
Civilization is fucking done here
Christ i need a drink
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#36982761) |
Date: October 14th, 2018 3:28 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
The addition of emojis will revolutionize megashrew posting.
#AlphaShark & I went to visit my favorite couple, [people] in Brewster. AS picked me up at the train station (with a surprise little treat!) & I rode on his superbike to a day of activity including a delicious lunch at the The Brady's favorite restaurant, a few laps in the Lake in a fast motorboat, pool, horses & cats, oh my! 😊 Next time, we take out the Corvette, & the Alpha Men insist I drive the tractor! 😂😂
#DartmouthAlumni 💚💚🌲
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37020574) |
Date: November 21st, 2018 1:29 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Good night, Friends. My favorite photo from today's #PassionNation show. Here with Lee England Jr., who 'gained recognition in 2009 after his audition for MTV's Making His Band impressed executive producer Sean Combs and landed him a spot on the show as the only "non-traditional" instrumentalist. Since then, he has been featured on shows like Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The Mo'Nique Show, and has shared the stage with musicians like Stevie Wonder, Beyoncé and Jay-Z. In 2010, England performed at a private party for Michael Jordan. Jordan was so impressed with England's abilities that he offered him an endorsement deal with his shoe brand. In 2016, England performed at the Geffen Playhouse and attracted the attention of legendary music producer, Quincy Jones; he was subsequently signed to Jones's management company: Quincy Jones Productions.' -- Wikipedia
*29 hashtags*
https://imgur.com/a/NE2Qx6H
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37277544) |
Date: November 21st, 2018 1:34 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She shared this article:
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/13/budget-breakdown-of-a-34-year-old-who-makes-150000-a-year.html?__source=facebook%7Cmain
"I refuse to spend more than half my salary on rent, which is why I'm moving off Manhattan next month. The great purge is in progress... At least a dozen jam-packed bags have been given to friends & donation centers. #Adulting is painful but necessary."
In the comments, an argument ensues over the virtues of leaving NY:
Guy 1: Move to Wisconsin. House 20,000 to 40,000$. Your mortgage payment will be less the 60$ a month.
Guy 2: and few jobs and much, much lower pay.
Guy 1: actually Wisconsin has one of the fastest growing economies. It’s also on the high end of the pay scale. Your less then an hour from Chicago.
Guy 2: Ew. Do you know what they call 'pizza' in Chicago? So Gross ;)... you also can't compare living in, say, the west village, with living in Kenosha in a condo or apartment or a house. Propinquity is the virtue of the city.
Guy 1: I am talking downtown Milwaukee!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37277558) |
Date: December 4th, 2018 7:46 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"My life is falling apart in 77 different ways, but I feel a little better today after a deep tissue massage, a sushi Friendsgiving #brunch & retail therapy (found a bracelet to match my rose gold ring!). 😄😄😄 "
*24 hashtags*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37350794) |
Date: December 4th, 2018 7:48 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"SERIOUSLY??? It took SIX MONTHS for this Jaeger LeCoultre-wearing & fountain pen-collecting banker with my fantasy passport (regular trips to Zurich, Monaco, Vienna... Dubai, Hong Kong...) to find time to have our first meal together & I get HORRIBLE food poisoning!!! 😰😱🤢😞😳😫ðŸ˜
#DatingProblems
He later invited me to call him to make sure I recovered OK."
Several photos go with this post, but I suspect this one will resonate most:
https://imgur.com/a/LjsZVAY
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37350804) |
Date: December 5th, 2018 11:14 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
“People, I’m just ‘normal’ sick, NOT PREGNANT! 🤦♀︓
In comments she mentions it “would be a miracle” if she was. This all started because she posted a pic of her fever reading on a thermometer and some ppl thought it was a pregnancy test.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37353734) |
Date: December 18th, 2018 2:08 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
I guess Alpha Shark is dunhere.
"Successful CEO & MIT alumnus took me to the very cool Izakaya MEW for a 3.5 hour first date dinner tonight. 2 hours in, I had already decided I wasn't interested in anything romantic, so I became very candid...
Me: My friend thinks that men can tell when I feel like I'm settling.
He: That's for sure.
Me: You can tell already?
He: I could tell the moment you started talking.
Me: 😅
He: Also, you are definitely not submissive.
Me: 😂😂😂
#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37425684) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:26 PM Author: mother
I bet she is going to hone in on Yale:
1) High prestige
2) Low b-school ranking, making it possible to get in
3) They love bleeding hearts who've done nothing with their lives
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37560952) |
Date: January 9th, 2019 4:18 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Visited Neue House for the first time, & enjoyed 2 glasses of bubbly. How am I going to live without everything #Manhattan has to offer??? 😢😨😠I am such a #NewYork girl!!
*22 hashtags*
https://imgur.com/a/gLZvTN9
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37560910) |
Date: January 9th, 2019 4:25 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"LOVE LOVE LOVE The Yale Club. #FAVORITE
When I checked my coat tonight, my chip was #718 --> The area code for Brooklyn. When I asked the bartender to suggest a cocktail for me, he immediately responded: Manhattan. I hope these were both signs I will be able to stay in New York City, rather than more instances of the Universe mocking me. ðŸŒ
Send good vibes, please. Cheers!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37560949) |
Date: February 25th, 2019 8:56 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Home from work early. Do I:
-Marie Kondo the apartment
-Rest because I'm SICK
(Marie Kondo is winning)
Comment:
"Why can't I add more options??? Like: Write about loneliness & how wanting a partner doesn't necessarily mean one is desperate."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37843277) |
Date: March 27th, 2019 1:58 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Vanderbilt + Fordham Law = Another one & done
PS Duke is the Harvard of the South!
If there is such a thing.
#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37999636) |
Date: March 27th, 2019 2:23 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
1. I insist that I will use Thing X after I move apartments, even though I haven't used Thing X for 5 years or even thought about Thing X for 5 years... Or more. 🙄
2. Every box thus far has been packed with multiple Thing X type items. Thus, I mentally tell myself that I must open these boxes immediately when I unpack. This urgency has been applicable to 90% of the boxes packed so far. 😑
3. I have waaaaaay more Dartmouth stuff than I thought. Like, 3+ items have been packed in 90% of the boxes packed so far. Definitely cannot Marie Kondo. People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌
Heeeeeeelp. (But not with #3)
https://i.imgur.com/3xPP9jo.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#37999813) |
Date: April 2nd, 2019 11:47 PM Author: Crystalline gay wizard
The azn megashrew is hideous. Likes others here, Im very generous grading women.
She looks 40s-50. No way shes 30s.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38033082) |
Date: April 18th, 2019 11:35 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
April 2019 = Biggest Sushi Soiree to Date!!!
2 Dartmouth alumnae
2 Current Columbia graduate students
2 Friends of friends I met for the first time
4 Ivy.com girls that I did not meet at an Ivy event, 2 I met for the first time
Lots & lots & lots of fish!!!
More sashimi hit the table than any previous brunch, for certain.
Hope you can join next month, [tons of names]
[Frined] I hope you liked the twin plants I sent home with [Friend's sister]. 💚💚💚 Might be thyme??
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38109790) |
Date: April 19th, 2019 2:36 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"This week, I was invited by [person] to speak at the [Conference/Symposium thing] with [three more people]. 😃
My lesson to an audience of 200: Using social media to strengthen your *professional* brand. Yes, it can be done!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38112012) |
Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:16 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Other people want to live on Mars, I want tenure at Yale.
:D
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38173629) |
Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:31 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
She shared an image with this quote: "The "It's only $5, why not buy it?" mentality has probably cost me like $15000 at this point in my life."
Then: "It's scary how true this is.
I also have 2 pairs of NEW $200+ men's Cole Haan size 7 shoes made in Italy with leather soles that are now too small for my HUGE feet. & a NEW pair of $100+ Brooks Brothers flats in size 9.
& an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.
I spent the last 3 hours packing & purging AGAIN. This is *mentally* draining."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38182035) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:40 PM Author: Maize generalized bond
an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.
an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.
an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.
an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.
an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.
an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38182126) |
Date: May 17th, 2019 1:28 PM Author: sooty boistinker
I saw her at an event earlier this week. It was pretty sad.
It was a small party at one of the model apartments at NYC's Mercedes House (no furniture, but they set up a bar and music etc.), maybe 30-40 people. Most people looked like your average fintech crowd (mostly men in suits or button-downs with vests), everyone was talking to each other, and she was the only one wandering around alone taking pictures of the drink in her hand, with the ring, of course. Literally doing this for at least 20 min. She is shorter IRL than I expected -- maybe 5'2" -- and looks very much like her pictures. If she were in a group of people talking, I would have come over to chat, but I didn't want to get stuck talking to her one-on-one.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38249307) |
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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:49 PM Author: lake elastic band liquid oxygen
The first and the fourth are the same shot with a different drink.
So either:
(1) She took the shot, finished the drink and got another one, and then took the same shot, presumably 20-30 minutes later.
(2) She got multiple drinks because she didn't know which would look better in the picture.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38249430) |
Date: May 19th, 2019 11:27 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Today was a DISASTER.
After finally catching up on sleep after Blockchain Week, I decided I'd use my beautiful Saturday to work instead of play. After searching for my laptop charger where I was certain I had left it, I rifled through the obstacle course of my apartment in its move-out-in-progress condition to discover that it had been STOLEN by someone I know, along with my bluetooth keyboard & mouse --> An ongoing problem with this person who NEVER EVER apologies & repeatedly tries to gaslight me as the worst person on Earth.
I decide to take a walk to calm down. A bird decides to use me as target practice. I get hit in no fewer than 3 locations on my person.
My evening plans fall through.
I spend 4 hours writing my blockchain article & it accidentally publishes before I'm ready. I planned on collecting more quotes tomorrow & Monday before going live on Tuesday. UGHHHHHH.
Time to go home & eat chocolate. GRRRRRRR..."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38256269) |
Date: May 24th, 2019 3:03 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Oh GOD how did I miss this one from 2017:
"My date tonight thought I was 24!!! As in half his age. PLUS, he tells me towards the end of the date that he's MARRIED. (FYI, if you want to go to the #SalvationTaco rooftop, tell the hostess BEFORE your dinner.) #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone *22 additional hashtags*
She just added a new comment to it today: "These days, I'm chatting with a 24 year old. (Not that I'm 50 nor married.) ???"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38284027) |
Date: June 18th, 2019 8:20 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Tonight's date told me how he can't keep track & juggle all the women he meets online & off. I think he meant to meet someone else (See screenshot)... Lol...
* 2.5 hours after we started the date *
Armed with a LIST of reasons & at least one MAJOR dealbreaker, I chose what I thought is the least offensive. (It's not you, it's me.)
Emma: You can't date me. I don't always put everything back in its "proper" place.
He: Yeah, that's totally not going to work. On OK Cupid, I said it is "VERY" important that the person I date be neat. ...Also, you're not my type.
Emma: What's your type?
He: Leggy blondes. (& from earlier in the conversation, less than half his age!)
Emma: Dude, you knew I am Asian!!
#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone
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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:32 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Catfished! 😠😠😠ðŸ˜
#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone
So I took myself on a Friday night date, starting with a watermelon mint popsicle dipped in a white wine spritzer. ☺ #summer
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38438608) |
Date: July 12th, 2019 2:47 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
As some of you know, I've struggled with more than a decade of difficulties, as discussed with [person] on his podcast, [link to two-year-old podcast episode].
Some people think I don't want to be happy. I don't understand why -- I DEFINITELY want to be happy & work actively towards that goal. & I'm ecstatic when it's a pleasant surprise that happens organically, like today --
[Guy 1] & I met on ASMALLWORLD when we both joined the network in 2008. Before this month, we met in person three or four times, nice enough.
This afternoon, I agreed to meet him for iced Grounded coffee before going to an aSW event at Bagatelle NYC, expecting to talk about professional development. While we did start our discussion with LinkedIn strategies & thought leadership, the conversation naturally veered into human psychology & behavior. We had an extremely open & honest talk, where I discovered [Guy 1] to be contemplative, analytical, and intelligent.
It was FANTASTIC.
One of the best conversations I've had this year. It reminded me of the watershed moment I had with [Guy 2 after 10 years of friendship (if you include the three or four years I refused to speak to him. 😂). That conversation was centered on politics & government.
Yes, I like nice things & experiences (& I no longer apologize for it, particularly since they're much less frequent & extravagant these days) but people don't realize how much more I appreciate people with integrity & meaningful conversations, especially with such people. Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest, where we can frankly share our opinions without walking on eggshells. Talks about THEORY & IDEAS. Talks about things that MATTER.
[Guy 1] & I then attended the art show at Bagatelle, where I introduced him to [Girl 1]. Sorry you could not join us, [3 other people].
(more blather about meeting people)
I ended my night with a spontaneous dinner with a fellow Dartmouth alumna who went to a rival high school. We didn't meet until I moved back to Manhattan in 2013, & it's a friendship that I didn't expect. It was nice to strengthen our bond in Waverly Restaurant, a diner from our teenage years while everything else from that period of our lives disappear.
This is all to say, sometimes friendships take a LOOOOONG time to solidify, & it may take you by surprise when you least expect it. This is a reminder to myself (& you dear readers) not to shut down in isolation & to be patient. Extremely, painstakingly patient. 💚
Looking forward to visiting [Girl 2] soon in Maine. FINALLY!! 💚💚
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38521834) |
Date: July 16th, 2019 1:44 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Sometimes I wonder how vastly different my life would turned out had I been raised anywhere other than Manhattan. 🤔
Imagine the LA version of me???
Imagine the Swiss version of me...
#5amThoughts
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38540768) |
Date: July 26th, 2019 5:31 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
In the past two weeks prior to the current, I went out with two STEM PhDs & 1 Harvard Business School graduate. Two are actively messaging me, but none have suggested meeting this week, though one is hinting at it. 🙄🤔😒
"Is this the beginning
Or is this the end?!
When will I see you again?"
-- The Three Degrees
#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone
"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
-- Guns N Roses
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38593613) |
Date: August 9th, 2019 7:42 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"SO weird. (In a good way!)
Last night, I fell asleep relatively easily. Woke up a little sleep deprived at 7am. Got hit on by a stranger at 8:30am, "Nice Polo shirt. I don't have no kids. I got a good job!"
Did about 3x as much as I usually do but it wasn't 3x as stressful? It was actually a mostly fun day highlighted by lunch with Sunny Cervantes & Rich Previte. 😊😊😊
Ended my evening with prosecco & the most AMAZING brownies from Salted Baked Goods."
https://i.imgur.com/qbCSXW5.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38663509) |
Date: August 12th, 2019 2:37 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
I think she got hit by a car. I won't post her update to avoid being too intrusive, but you know exactly what her hospital photo is gonna be:
https://i.imgur.com/8oETZ.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38675630) |
Date: August 19th, 2019 2:54 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"After being a sleeping recluse in recovery for a week, I needed to leave the confines of my apartment for fresh air.
My local friends couldn't join me today, but I brought the Harvard water bottle that [name] gifted me when she was living in Deluxebury. & I had a SweetCatch Hawaiian poke bowl as a nod to [name 2], who is trying to convince me to move to Oahu Island.
Raincheck [two more names]. I just couldn't muster energy to leave my neighborhood -- Sorry. Even the short shuttle ride I took made me intensely uncomfortable."
https://i.imgur.com/qoXcqAY.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38709899) |
Date: August 19th, 2019 2:56 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"At least 4 people have received fake messages from a spoof account pretending to be me, using my name & current profile photo, logging in from a phone number instead of a Facebook profile.
PLEASE REPORT THE FAKE PROFILE!! 😡😡😡😡
This weekend, I plan to cut down my friend's list. DM me if you don't want to be removed. I'll also be moving more things to friends only status."
Could this be the end of the thread? Time will tell.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38709908) |
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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:50 PM Author: poppy
this would be truly disastrous. can you send her a DM that while you only know each other through friends of friends you enjoy her thought leadership and would like to remain FB friends? don't you have some educational credentials you can flaunt for her?
that being said, given how much this woman craves attention it is difficult to imagine her making good on this threat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38710266) |
Date: August 27th, 2019 4:05 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"EXCELLENT start to my week. Coffee with movie producer & actor [guy I've never heard of] turned into a 3 hour business meeting. Though he's in the film industry, he provided constructive insight for the venture I'm currently working on. He's got great energy & FOLLOWS THROUGH on getting to his goals. Obviously super engaging. We only met once prior, a few weeks ago at Bonnie Halper's Networking Breakfast, but it almost immediately felt like we were old friends. 😀"
Below, in the comments, she adds this follow-up:
"Photo from our first meeting. Notice how super serious & prepared [guy] is with his notebook whereas I'm super serious... about my breakfast. 😬🙃😂
Looking forward to collaborating. We already discussed a few ideas... Stay tuned!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38750427) |
Date: September 5th, 2019 3:02 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
* After video chatting with guy *
Emma: Was that a wedding band I saw on your left ring finger?
Guy: No, it's a signet ring.
Emma: (Wow, he came up with that retort REALLY fast!!) 😒 I've never seen a signet ring in a wedding band style -- They've always had a flat surface with an engraved monogram or crest.
* Later *
[Friend 1]: If anyone knows what a signet ring looks like, it's Emma!
[Friend 2]: She knows pretentious.
[Friend 1]: It's true! That's her all the way!
😂
"Typically it bore a family crest or another symbol representing an individual on its distinguishable flat bezel. A design was usually engraved (often in reverse) either directly into the metal of the ring or an inset gem, and then pressed into wax or clay to create the personal seal, or signature."
-- Bloomberg Online
#DatingProblems
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38790762) |
Date: September 5th, 2019 3:03 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"I spent over an hour in brick & mortar bookstores yesterday. It was GLORIOUS. 🤓
Right before I headed home, I literally thought to myself that I should read more Russian literature!!! (Reference to previous post.)
Also, I need a British husband. ðŸ˜ðŸ’š
#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone #Wellington
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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:22 PM Author: plum psychic
okay seriously how old is she at this point?
this thread is incredible
i can't believe i read from top to bottom
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38791686) |
Date: September 8th, 2019 10:35 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"#DoubleDown & I hadn't spoken in over a decade (Just because life/adulting after graduation, not because of anything bad). We reconnected this year in July, thanks to his PERSISTENCE -- Hence his nickname. In the meantime, he kept up with my life via Facebook...
Emma: Ah, so you're familiar with my #DatingProblems. 😬
DD: You definitely have a very specific type -- The very educated, alpha finance guy.
Emma: People think that's the reason I'm single, & I should date other types.
DD: You know for certain what you like & you should stick with it. The way I see it, you're the Barry Bonds of dating. You ONLY swing at exactly what's right for you. Nevermind what other people tell you or do for themselves.
Emma: 😮😮😮 We haven't spoken for years but you GET ME!!! 💚💚💚
(Plus) * Emma, simply impressed that she knew Barry Bonds is a baseball guy... but not why he's famous * 😂
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38803273) |
Date: September 11th, 2019 8:28 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Back with my DCNY family tonight. Reunited & it felt SO GOOD. #DartmouthAlumni 😊 💚🌲 No one could tell anything was wrong with me (Not more than my usual baseline of wrong, that is. 🤓) other than I was wearing more Yale blue than Dartmouth green tonight. [Name] even got me to working for the Club a mere 5 minutes after I arrived. 😂
Afterwards, I even snuck in a quick date who turned out to be a Rabbi! 🤔
Photo of snacks for [friend]. I drank V8 to be healthy(er)?? Lol."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38820937) |
Date: September 19th, 2019 3:29 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Date #2 with #NWbird. I decided to meet him in Soho & chose an Italian restaurant based solely on reviews. We both LOVED it. The photos don't do any justice to the food.
Appetizer: Kale & brussel sprouts salad
Entrees: He had steak & I had duck
Dessert: Panna cotta
Discoveries tonight:
He sat next to me because it was the only empty seat left at the event where we met last month. & both of us almost didn't show up. 😂
I'm the first Asian he's dated. 😮🤔"
Posted pics of all the food, w/ ring ofc.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38857796) |
Date: September 27th, 2019 12:37 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Lovely 3rd date with #NWbird tonight. 😊
We began with dinner at Esca, "Mario Batali and Joe Bastianich’s timeless fish and pasta spot... Year after year, Esca remains in the conversation of the NYC elite."
https://www.theinfatuation.com/new-york/reviews/esca
If you drop your dinner napkin, the staff will bring you a new one, placed on the table using two forks so their hands don't touch it.
Started with oysters. He had steak (rare) & I had swordfish. Shared a delicious chocolate dessert.
Then we went to the Broadway show about The Temptations. He bought his ticket before he met me, & offered to buy me a ticket to join him even though we couldn't get seats together. & yes, he gave me the better seat of the two. 💚 He loved the music-driven show pre-intermission & I loved the plot-driven show post-intermission.
Afterwards, he had his personal driver bring me home before heading home himself.
He already got us tickets to another show next month, & planning for a third + fourth show after that!!! 😃 You may get to meet him at the next Dartmouth Club party, or the #Dartmouth250 game against Princeton at Yankee Stadium."
https://i.imgur.com/OhG1cN0.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38895568) |
Date: October 4th, 2019 2:33 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Skipped the second day NY Comic Con to celebrate [Friend]'s big 25th birthday with sushi & steak, as well as fancy drinks & a plethora desserts from some of my favorites including Aureole, David Burke, Hunt & Fish... No one left hungry. 😂 #FoodBuddies 🎉🎉🎉
I'm teaching her to level up her tastes... To the chagrin of her future boyfriends?? 😂 #SorryNotSorry Girl needs to live the good life sometimes. 😘
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38929674) |
Date: October 11th, 2019 4:13 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
What is my authentic voice?
How do I orientate myself to my audience?
Yes, it's important to initiate programs for POC literature but how do we SUSTAIN them after the grant money runs out?
#CUNY
https://i.imgur.com/7BEN6L8.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#38963864) |
Date: November 22nd, 2019 12:39 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Are we snack buddies??
Miracle Whip - Yes
Pickles - Yes, sour & crunchy
Cilantro - PASS
Black Jelly Beans - PASS
Pineapple Pizza - Yes Yes Yes!
Sardines - Yes!
Oysters - Yes!
Sushi - Yes Yes Yes!
Candy Corn - Eh.
Vienna Sausages - Eh.
Brussels Sprouts - Yes
Circus Peanuts - Huh?
Bologna - Pass
Black Olives - FIRM
Green Olives - YES if FIRM
Blue Cheese - OK
Fruitcake - Usually nah
SPAM - Yes, lol
Cabbage - Yes
Gizzards - No?
Potato Salad - Yes, light on mayo, please
Eggnog - Eh.
Black Coffee - Heavy cream necessary
Anchovies - Yes
Grits - Yes
Sauerkraut - Yes, preferably semi-crunchy
Collard Greens - Yes
Green Peas - Yes, preferably firm
Now it's your turn...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39155063) |
Date: February 5th, 2020 2:46 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
https://i.imgur.com/QVFqnL3.jpg
"Because I can't remember how much the pink diamond at Asprey cost, I think this is the most expensive piece of jewelry I've worn.
Guess how much! 😀
Tiffany & Co. ring with a 4.10 carat cushion cut (my favorite shape) D/IF (the salesperson told me it's "the perfect stone for the perfect person!" 😀) center.
In the store, I loved the uniqueness of the design. Looking at it again now, it reminds me of an stovetop range. 😂😂😂 Not that I don't still covet it! 😅 #luxury — at Tiffany & Co."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39547588) |
Date: February 5th, 2020 2:47 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
#JeNeSuisPasUnVirus #IAmNotAVirus
#CoronaVirus
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39547593) |
Date: February 7th, 2020 5:19 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Here's a weirder one:
https://i.imgur.com/VLxXGAW.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/neGjQGQ.jpg
An excellent morning at the Harvard Club this week.
A civilized & leisurely breakfast followed by a talk on Brexit 2020: Opportunities, Strategies, Regulations, and Timelines.
“'It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."
~ Yogi Berra
An unamed economist's forecast:
-- Riots in Northern Ireland
-- Scotland votes to leave the UK
-- Wales tags along
Other highlights:
Globalization drove the growth rate during Thatcher's reign
WIth Brexit, does the role of the UK change?
4 Pillars of Europe:
Goods + Services + Capital + People
Transition period will last until 31 December 2020.
2 parts:
--> 1. Withdrawal agreement
a. Money
b. Citizen rights
c. Dispute resolution
d. Future arrangements
e. Transition period
--> 2. Political declaration
a. Non-binding
b. Future trading
c. Vague terms
Irish Issue => Good Friday agreement
London leads in designing computer games; big in media, in general
Service industry takes off at the expense of manufacturing goods
UK issues to consider:
-- Infrastructure
-- Regulatory Issues => Banking moved to Frankfurt & Paris
-- Insurance
-- Funds
-- Certification
-- EU Institutions => 38 Agencies including medical and banking
-- Environment
UK is the 5th largest economy in the world
Investment considerations:
-- Logistic
-- HR
-- Property => Quality + Commute
-- Payroll Tax => Employees + Employers
-- Quality of Life => Cultural + Standard of Life
-- Schools
-- Taxation => Corporate + Indirect + Employment + US/UK tax treaty
-- Reverse charges
-- Capital gain on exit
-- No withholding tax on dividend
-- Transferring pricing
-- Structure investments
-- VAT (or IPT)
-- Custom duties (tariffs)
-- US/UK residency => Global mobility + Exemption
-- Relocation
-- Border restrictions
Cutting taxes would increase growth
Proven many times worldwide
Manufacturing will likely suffer most, but it's not that important in the UK
UK's future is in services
London will continue to prosper
Not so certain for the rest of the country
Banking will probably be the least impacted
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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:54 PM Author: Pale Newt
"4 Pillars of Europe:
Goods + Services + Capital + People"
this is the single most neoliberal sentence ever typed
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39695587) |
Date: February 13th, 2020 6:12 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Major hurdle mid-December & #NWbird was not the person that I needed my partner to be. I finally ended it today.
I'm single again."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39590688) |
Date: March 4th, 2020 12:35 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Last night, 12 activists (including me) wrote 186 postcards urging registered Democrats in Wisconsin to help elect Jill Karofsky, a progressive Judge running against a Trump and Republican-backed opponent.
[Friend's] next postcard party will be on Monday, March 23rd -- Let us know if you'd like to join!
#government #politics"
Oh also she participated in this event with a Vietnamese chick literally named, not flame, Bich-Nga.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39692807) |
Date: March 4th, 2020 1:40 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Me: Someone lost their gold ring!
[Friend]: Was it Gollum?
😂🤓😂 Geeky friends are awesomesauce!
#MyPrecious #LordOfTheRings
If you lost this ring at South Street Seaport today, I left it with staff at McNally Jackson."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39695510) |
Date: March 6th, 2020 3:04 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"I'm aiming to announce my new venture on St. Patrick's Day. 💚😀
Business cards ordered last night. Stay tuned...
#CloverCanalConnect ðŸ€"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39707448) |
Date: March 9th, 2020 11:40 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Fantastic Friday! This afternoon, I met with bestselling author & international keynote speaker (He's given over 500 and works with many Fortune 500 clients) Petr Ludwig. Over two hours, we discussed critical thinking, writing, business, procrastination, purpose, entrepreneurship, mental health, money, friendship, and philanthropy. He autographed a copy of his book (in English -- His book has been translated into more than a dozen other languages (He's Czech, like my favorite novelist, Milan Kundera (The Unbearable Lightness of Being))) for me. 🤓"
[pastes his bio from his website here]
Interesting/cool note: He wears an uncommon silver ring that he made in high school that is very similar to one I bought years ago -- Maybe during high school. It's a square ring with a circular hole."
https://i.imgur.com/nrARr91.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39722366)
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Date: March 15th, 2020 11:21 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Yesterday, I learned that Gotham Grill was closing, now 'The Palm Too, which had been open for nearly 47 years in Midtown East, closed just this week.'
That's where I developed my love of NY steakhouses. So many great nights there, as well as the other locations. I once had a plan to eat in every location in existence."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39775671) |
Date: March 15th, 2020 11:25 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"I'm surprised we haven't seen MANY corporate branded masks already. It would be super popular swag??"
https://i.imgur.com/hUpwoOq.png
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39775703) |
Date: March 16th, 2020 12:54 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Emma -- feeling alone at Manhattan, New York.
March 13 at 5:29 PM · Manhattan, New York ·
"Bueller? Bueller?
#DatingProblems
#ForeverAlone (More cheese for me! 😂
Bumble guy I'm chatting with won't see me (first date) until the pandemic is over."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39776349) |
Date: March 19th, 2020 2:06 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"This week, I made great progress in figuring out how to execute my business book layout *myself* (Relying on several others was an utter disappointment)!!! Finally!!! It was a *massive* hurdle for my writing.
Stay tuned. 🤓"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39808989) |
Date: March 19th, 2020 2:09 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"I bought a loaf of bread a few days ago & I don't think I've ever been able to finish one myself before it would mold, so I pushed myself to use it sooner rather than later. The tomatoes @ Whole Foods didn't look great, so I went without.
Toasted whole wheat bread with New York cheddar. Deli-made potato salad that I topped with cranberries (which you'll be seeing a lot of because I have 3 bags in the freezer & they add color to my dishes so easily) & sprinkled with chia seeds. Accompanied by Lovely Break by Kusmi Tea (Not pictured). My first meal of the day @ 7:30pm.
Used my sandwich tray for the first time. Not the pattern I would have chosen but it's 'the best-selling dinnerware pattern in the world, the Old Country Roses pattern is practically synonymous with the name Royal Albert and a long-standing testament to timeless style and elegant craftsmanship.'"
https://i.imgur.com/4YAN3CW.jpg
A friend comments: "You chose a pattern you didn’t like because it’s popular?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39809005) |
Date: March 19th, 2020 2:14 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"I do not feel safe. Especially because I have terrible allergies that make me look sick.
People are illogical & violent."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39809030) |
Date: April 7th, 2020 9:17 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
New cover photo is exactly what you'd expect:
https://i.imgur.com/P647gmV.png
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39965050) |
Date: April 10th, 2020 6:28 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Had the most professionally productive 24 hours since mid-March.
1. Scheduled a call for tomorrow afternoon, in response to an inquiry about publishing my business book.
2. Applied to be an entrepreneurship mentor who may be flown to the MiSK Global Forum in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia the week of October 18th, 2020.
3. Spoke with a recruiter based in London about a Head of PR position for an established cryptocurrency company.
4. Interviewed by [Person + Title] at Harvard University. I spoke about dating online as a person of color, & I might be quoted in the eventual book published in conjunction with Harvard.
5. Continuing to deal with dental needs. Follow-up phone call next week.
6. Responded to a blockchain/VR contact's offer about getting client referrals through her company.
Next (concurrent) big project should be adding a page to my new website to highlight my blockchain & crypto work..."
https://i.imgur.com/NsmR9WP.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#39986344) |
Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:39 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Planning on watching a movie with the boyfriend during quarantine.
Please suggest a good boyfriend. 🤡"
Fat bald dopey guy responds "I volunteer freely" and gets a Laugh rating in response.
Another friend suggests getting a puppy.
"Ideally comes with BF. I can't take care of one myself."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#40070864)
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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:30 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
Emma is feeling motivated.
Yesterday at 3:26 PM ·
Earlier today, [friend] asked her network about erratic productivity levels. I felt that, as someone who has long lulls of marinating her thoughts (which look to others as "doing nothing") before bursts of intense productivity. I'm currently in the execution wave...
Last night, I accepted the invitation to apply to a private Forbes Women group.
This morning, I had a good call with a PR veteran who has been in the industry for over 40 years.
Over Messenger, I caught up with [another friend] to get an update on his book. He's a MUCH faster writer than I am, having already reached 40,000 words.
On LinkedIn, a possible collaborator set-up a call for us tomorrow. Same day, I will call a former colleague from the VR/AR world to discuss her proposal we work together.
Early evening, I will see my Dartmouth Club of New York Board members, including [various people].
Afterwards, it's my first Zoom party with a 7 Sisters group.
Then possibly an online session as a beta tester for a friend of [person] -- Still waiting for email instructions.
Throughout the day, I'll be responding to messages on a handful of platforms. As I explain in my latest Thrive Global article, [title]
How are you staying connected to your professional work?
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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:04 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"I am done for the day! It's been such a grueling 48 hours that I am too tired to even make ramen in a bowl where you just add boiling water. The only thing I've made today (early afternoon) is a spicy coconut vanilla (yum!!) smoothie with apples & bananas before everything went bad. I've already lost several apples & a potato. Food-wise, I had three mediocre (at best) pre-made sandwiches, & an oatmeal cookie pumped full of preservatives.
Yesterday, I worked 13 hours. Three Zoom calls almost back to back, book-ended by two phone calls.
Today, I started my day with a pleasant two hour business call, followed immediately by a Zoom session with two salespeople who tricked me into a 30 minute sales call."
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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:44 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Today was a complete FAILURE in the kitchen. I didn't make -one- thing that was acceptable. Additionally, I burnt my hand with hot oil, & almost cut my self twice with an old knife. Yikes.
Even plating was a disaster. I gave up & had cereal for dinner.
The first attempt at scallion pancake (cut into triangles) weren't thin enough because the raw vegetables kept popping out during the flattening process. The second batch (uncut) was slightly better only because I cooked the scallions to soften them before adding to the dough. Smelled great, but too burnt on the edges.
The donut plate. UGH. I can't even. I was just trying to use up ingredients before they went bad. Apple sauce was way too watery.
Maybe going back to fish tomorrow. Or a bean heavy chili.
Now, I need a snack. A really good snack. 😔"
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2).#40092970) |
Date: May 14th, 2020 3:56 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"I miss the club!"
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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:15 PM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"I had a very optimistic post planned at 2:30pm. My morning writing session went well. My friend surprise visited me & treated me to an organic, fair trade iced coffee while I gave him a bag of apples & face masks. The weather was lovely. I picked up fresh fruits & vegetables from Whole Foods -- No line to get in. Had lunch with a lovely view. Found new material for my next presentation. Received a present in the mail. Made new international friends. Started talking to someone on Bumble. Etc. Etc.
I was home by 6pm. Curfew was announced. Then, KA-BLAMO!!! The world outside went (more) NUTS. I feel guilty going to sleep. I'm also afraid of what might happen while I'm sleeping. Someone advised me to stock up on for for NINETY days. I really want to go take photographs. I know I shouldn't."
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Date: June 6th, 2020 10:52 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
LMAO some bitch trying to go after the megashrew for insufficient wokeness. She linked this video in a recent post:
https://www.facebook.com/lingting.wok/videos/10102249276319300/
Friend 1: "I refuse to be sad about a place when Black people are killed, elderly are pushed to the ground, and students are dragged from cars."
Friend 2: "agree. This is the wrong thing to be sad about in my opinion...I don’t feel sadness for boarded up stores. I feel sadness for black lives lost.
Emma: "I feel sad for both."
Friend 1: "I guess it's different for you. I barely go near most stores in Soho because I have experienced overt racism in the stores. It wears on my soul. I'll always pick humans over things."
Friend 2: "so true. Being followed around stores, believed not to be able to afford things. I don’t care one little bit about those stores.
"Also, Emma, I wanted to go a little deeper into 'feeling sad for both.' I realize I’m getting angrier and angrier after I reread your comment. To me it’s like saying you feel bad for the victim of domestic violence and also the husband for breaking a finger while he bashed her face in. When you feel sad for both, you’re putting the lives of real people on the similar level as the destruction of property. As if black people and property are synonymous. Well guess who had the same feeling? Slave owners."
Emma: "I didn't say I feel sad to the same degree/similar level for both. I am deeply upset by what is happening to people.
But I won't lie & say I'm not sad about other destruction."
Friend 2: "So Emma I want you to know as a prominent Dartmouth alum voice, people listen to you. You say you’re deeply upset by what is happening to “people” but your posts seem to indicate the opposite. Now I believe in cold hard facts (blame MIT and Dartmouth) so I took the time at near midnight this evening to go through your most recent posts (n=25). Out of those 25 posts, 12 were looting-related, 9 were “other” (e.g. future husband posts), 3 were about food, 1 was about anti-racism resources and ZERO expressed any condolences related to George Floyd or any other black persons death.
So please consider if that is the right ratio to express your sadness."
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Date: June 20th, 2020 11:38 AM Author: Dead Base Useless Brakes
"Confession: One of the first meals I taught myself to cook was pasta. I have never liked cleaning, so I'd make the pasta (properly al dente thanks to proper guidance from my Italian friends in high school) & then add sauce to the same pot after draining out the excess water. I liked this method because it meant one less item to wash, the sauce adhered better, AND more importantly, everything is the same temperature. I'm particular about the temperature of my food & drinks.
Then came Instagram, so I switched to the restaurant style of adding sauce after plating the pasta. I currently don't have a giant fork to make a big spiraling mound.
However, yesterday's dinner was inspired by a friend's rant: For the love of GOD!!! Please don’t serve bare pasta with sauce on top! The purpose is for the pasta to absorb all this yummy flavors and hold the sauce, not to carry it over it’s shoulders and try to look cute. Take your al dente pasta, and add to your sauce which should have been heated separately in a deep skillet, mix in a little pasta water and let the magic happen, finish with a touch of EVOO.
Would you put your clothes on top of your head and say you’re already dressed? Geeezzzz!!
😂😂😂"
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:13 AM Author: Chartreuse Irate Plaza
https://about.me/gothamgreen212
Lisa Green Chau
Public Speaker, Social Media Manager, and Writer in Manhattan, New York
Alpha Vert Enterprises offers consulting services in social media strategy, public relations and content marketing. Lisa Chau will help your company increase brand awareness via community management and advocacy programs. She will promote your corporate initiatives via on/offline campaigns. Skilled in writing and editing, she will generate tight copy for your website, using her experience writing for Forbes, Huffington Post and US News & World Report. Her background also includes guest lecturing undergraduates and MBA students at NYU’s New School and Baruch College. Additionally, she taught a seven week course at MIT which covered the use of social media to enhance professional networking.
Lisa is an international marketing and public relations professional with a highly competent, results-oriented attitude and over 8 years of experience in the field, including 5 years of experience in Ivy League administration. She served as an Assistant Director at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth College. Versatile qualifications include logistics, social media and finance. She is familiar with Cision, Meltwater and Campaign Monitor.
She has excellent written, verbal and presentation skills with demonstrated competencies in client contact, business development, project management and event planning. She applies her supervisory experience to utilize leadership and build teams that meet/exceed goals.
Lisa holds degrees from:
Wellesley College, AB Economics
Dartmouth College, MA Creative Writing
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* Email: AlphaVertEnterprises@gmail.com
* Telephone & Text Message:
(347) 903 - 8378
(347) 903 - VERT
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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:21 AM
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Crucial lore update: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770658&mc=31&forum_id=2
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Date: September 8th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: ,...,.,.,.;,.;,.;.,..,.;,...,.,,.,;;.,.;,.,
Also means she'd be in her mid to late 30s while at Dartmouth when she made it a gigantic part of her "personality."
Off the charts mental illness.
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