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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: crusty whorehouse Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096867) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: crusty whorehouse Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097578) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: slimy provocative place of business fanboi I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50099122) |
Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: crusty whorehouse Mother died today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096870) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce Camuuuuuuuus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096901) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: crusty whorehouse correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096907) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: blue hissy fit op predicted Mamdani would lose btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Hot Bipolar Property Wtf embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098941) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: crusty whorehouse Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096873) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Lavender sadistic den pervert portrait of the artist as a young man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096912) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: crusty whorehouse incorrect, but not outrageously far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096916) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Balding Forum Organic Girlfriend Ulysses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096968) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: crusty whorehouse ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096970) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Balding Forum Organic Girlfriend Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096974) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: crusty whorehouse maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Obsidian flickering tanning salon boistinker i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50099117) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: crusty whorehouse While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096885) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: crusty whorehouse Evelyn Waugh, Scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097581) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: crusty whorehouse 124 was spiteful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096887) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: crusty whorehouse Toni Morrison, Beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097586) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: crusty whorehouse At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096897) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: diverse aggressive rigpig stage is this the swans book? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097517) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: crusty whorehouse yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097523) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: diverse aggressive rigpig stage i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097544) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: crusty whorehouse The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097550) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: crusty whorehouse What’s it going to be then, eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096900) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Balding Forum Organic Girlfriend A clockwork orange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096969) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: crusty whorehouse ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096971) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: crusty whorehouse September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096905) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: crusty whorehouse William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097588) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce „Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096911) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: crusty whorehouse the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte* |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce Ty herr kommandant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096922) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: crusty whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096925) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096913) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: crusty whorehouse In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096914) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce Catch-22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096928) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: crusty whorehouse edit ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096932) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce No I fucked it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096938) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: crusty whorehouse Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096944) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce I apologize for being so bad at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096947) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: crusty whorehouse lmao you're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096954) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: crusty whorehouse Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: crusty whorehouse Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096923) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce Dickens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096929) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: crusty whorehouse ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096935) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Lavender sadistic den pervert anna karenina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096934) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: crusty whorehouse ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096936) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: crusty whorehouse It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096927) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce The English Patient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: crusty whorehouse ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096937) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: diverse aggressive rigpig stage wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097548) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Balding Forum Organic Girlfriend Catch 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096972) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: crusty whorehouse ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Sienna Sex Offender I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097600) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: crusty whorehouse I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096942) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce Orwell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: crusty whorehouse ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096946) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: crusty whorehouse Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097592) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: crusty whorehouse Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096951) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce 🧐🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096961) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: crusty whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096963) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: flirting magenta business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098022) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: at-the-ready clown home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098527) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Obsidian flickering tanning salon boistinker the spaceporn story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50099121) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: crusty whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097505) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913
U can get this one! |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: crusty whorehouse I really can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097510) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097511) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: crusty whorehouse yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097516) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce Triste! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097532) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: crusty whorehouse I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097515) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097530) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: crusty whorehouse see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097534) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097537) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: crusty whorehouse the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097541) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097556) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: crusty whorehouse https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097559) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: crusty whorehouse https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097564) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce «J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097569) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: crusty whorehouse I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097573) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097584) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: crusty whorehouse Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097598) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097624) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Sienna Sex Offender Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097545) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: crusty whorehouse don't know :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097595) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: Sienna Sex Offender Sound and Fury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097596) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: crusty whorehouse oh good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097599) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: flirting magenta business firm Great thread. These were difficult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098024) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Irradiated parlor 3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098240) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce Mein Kampf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098285) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: Irradiated parlor No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098350) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: crusty whorehouse Dracula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50099113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: Sable Glittery Library Double Fault Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098300) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Mentally impaired sweet tailpipe site A Confederacy of Dunces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098333) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: at-the-ready clown home A Promised Land, Barack Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: talented center fortuitous meteor God Emperor of Dune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: hyperactive histrionic coffee pot In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50099243) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Mentally impaired sweet tailpipe site raisin in the sun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50100039) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Wine Fear-inspiring Skinny Woman Alpha It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50100064) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: razzle-dazzle light lettuce Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50100077) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM Author: Wine Fear-inspiring Skinny Woman Alpha https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50101306) |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> I'm cheating a little, but:
"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister." |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself. "That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now." |