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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Stimulating slimy candlestick maker
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
marvelous hideous mad-dog skullcap black woman
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Zombie-like abode
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
spectacular pink queen of the night
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Mind-boggling keepsake machete
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
big avocado gas station foreskin
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Cocky Tattoo Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
bossy frum water buffalo
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
shivering mexican toilet seat
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
hyperactive vibrant school hominid
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Swashbuckling dull stock car sanctuary
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Gay crawly indian lodge
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
histrionic crackhouse
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Laughsome Transparent Headpube Set
  06/30/25
cr
painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
shivering mexican toilet seat
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
heady black double fault
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Gay crawly indian lodge
  06/30/25
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flickering tanning salon goyim
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Swashbuckling dull stock car sanctuary
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Laughsome Transparent Headpube Set
  06/30/25
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Outnumbered temple macaca
  07/01/25
*bussy
Exhilarant House-broken Forum Filthpig
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
big avocado gas station foreskin
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
fiercely-loyal giraffe
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Razzle circlehead hall
  06/30/25
fuck
Swashbuckling dull stock car sanctuary
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
fiercely-loyal giraffe
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Stimulating slimy candlestick maker
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Swashbuckling dull stock car sanctuary
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
heady black double fault
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
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alcoholic corn cake lodge
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
bearded aqua new version
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
snowy roommate
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
onyx cuck quadroon
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
snowy roommate
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
flickering tanning salon goyim
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
snowy roommate
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
lascivious obsidian kitchen personal credit line
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
jet-lagged mother
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Boyish love of her life library
  06/30/25
tcr
flickering tanning salon goyim
  07/01/25
just jump
Aphrodisiac Carmine Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
...
Chestnut office
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Yellow garrison
  06/30/25
wow
painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
cream native preventive strike
  06/30/25
JFC man
painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
bossy frum water buffalo
  06/30/25
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Aphrodisiac Carmine Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
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Swashbuckling dull stock car sanctuary
  06/30/25
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Gay crawly indian lodge
  06/30/25
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Aggressive Rambunctious Station Affirmative Action
  06/30/25
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galvanic magenta spot
  06/30/25
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jet-lagged mother
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Boyish love of her life library
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
bearded aqua new version
  06/30/25
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Lilac Sound Barrier Church Building
  07/01/25
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Outnumbered temple macaca
  07/01/25
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floppy grizzly heaven
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Walnut dilemma
  07/01/25
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low-t ticket booth nibblets
  07/01/25
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Zombie-like abode
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Mind-boggling keepsake machete
  06/30/25
bro
painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
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Boyish love of her life library
  06/30/25
lol
flickering tanning salon goyim
  07/01/25
...
white stirring voyeur den
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
pearl ratface goal in life
  06/30/25
jfc
painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
shivering mexican toilet seat
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Aggressive Rambunctious Station Affirmative Action
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
galvanic magenta spot
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
flickering tanning salon goyim
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
pearl ratface goal in life
  07/01/25
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onyx cuck quadroon
  07/01/25
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galvanic magenta spot
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
low-t ticket booth nibblets
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
yapping mustard plaza
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
heady black double fault
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
painfully honest passionate box office
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Swashbuckling dull stock car sanctuary
  06/30/25
...
painfully honest passionate box office
  07/01/25
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Fragrant Dead Stead
  07/01/25
lol
flickering tanning salon goyim
  07/01/25
...
Aphrodisiac Carmine Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
adventurous famous landscape painting antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Maniacal Startling Rehab
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Lime pit doctorate
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
excitant disgusting people who are hurt
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Concupiscible Knife Property
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Fragrant Dead Stead
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Disrespectful naked stag film
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
painfully honest passionate box office
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
flickering tanning salon goyim
  07/01/25
...
painfully honest passionate box office
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Outnumbered temple macaca
  07/01/25
😟
Ruby cerebral genital piercing
  07/01/25
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Bonkers piazza
  07/01/25
holy shit
painfully honest passionate box office
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Fragrant Dead Stead
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Pearly main people theater
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
low-t ticket booth nibblets
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
big avocado gas station foreskin
  07/01/25
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painfully honest passionate box office
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
low-t ticket booth nibblets
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
low-t ticket booth nibblets
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Yellow garrison
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
big avocado gas station foreskin
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
painfully honest passionate box office
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Charismatic trailer park volcanic crater
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Outnumbered temple macaca
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
talented public bath round eye
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
painfully honest passionate box office
  07/06/25
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Yellow garrison
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Ocher Soul-stirring Azn Becky
  07/06/25
...
galvanic magenta spot
  07/06/25
lol
flickering tanning salon goyim
  07/07/25
wow
painfully honest passionate box office
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Stimulating slimy candlestick maker

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: marvelous hideous mad-dog skullcap black woman

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like abode

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: spectacular pink queen of the night

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling keepsake machete

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: big avocado gas station foreskin

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cocky Tattoo Pisswyrm

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: bossy frum water buffalo

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: shivering mexican toilet seat

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: hyperactive vibrant school hominid

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dull stock car sanctuary

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Gay crawly indian lodge

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: histrionic crackhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Laughsome Transparent Headpube Set

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: shivering mexican toilet seat

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: heady black double fault

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Gay crawly indian lodge

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: flickering tanning salon goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dull stock car sanctuary

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Transparent Headpube Set

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Outnumbered temple macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant House-broken Forum Filthpig

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: big avocado gas station foreskin

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Razzle circlehead hall

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dull stock car sanctuary

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Stimulating slimy candlestick maker

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dull stock car sanctuary

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: heady black double fault

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: alcoholic corn cake lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: bearded aqua new version

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: snowy roommate

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: onyx cuck quadroon

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: snowy roommate

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: flickering tanning salon goyim

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: snowy roommate

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: lascivious obsidian kitchen personal credit line

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged mother

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Boyish love of her life library

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: flickering tanning salon goyim

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Carmine Fat Ankles

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Chestnut office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Yellow garrison

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: cream native preventive strike

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bossy frum water buffalo

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Carmine Fat Ankles



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dull stock car sanctuary



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Gay crawly indian lodge



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aggressive Rambunctious Station Affirmative Action



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: galvanic magenta spot



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged mother



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Boyish love of her life library

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: bearded aqua new version

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Lilac Sound Barrier Church Building



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Outnumbered temple macaca



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: floppy grizzly heaven



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Walnut dilemma

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: low-t ticket booth nibblets



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like abode



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling keepsake machete

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Boyish love of her life library



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: flickering tanning salon goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: white stirring voyeur den



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: pearl ratface goal in life

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: shivering mexican toilet seat

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aggressive Rambunctious Station Affirmative Action

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: galvanic magenta spot

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: flickering tanning salon goyim

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: pearl ratface goal in life

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: onyx cuck quadroon



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: galvanic magenta spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: low-t ticket booth nibblets

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: yapping mustard plaza

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: heady black double fault

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dull stock car sanctuary

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Fragrant Dead Stead



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: flickering tanning salon goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Carmine Fat Ankles



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: adventurous famous landscape painting antidepressant drug

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Maniacal Startling Rehab

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Lime pit doctorate

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: excitant disgusting people who are hurt

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible Knife Property

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Fragrant Dead Stead

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful naked stag film

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: flickering tanning salon goyim

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Outnumbered temple macaca

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Ruby cerebral genital piercing

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Bonkers piazza



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Fragrant Dead Stead

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Pearly main people theater

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: low-t ticket booth nibblets

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: big avocado gas station foreskin

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: low-t ticket booth nibblets

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: low-t ticket booth nibblets

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Yellow garrison

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: big avocado gas station foreskin

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park volcanic crater

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Outnumbered temple macaca

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: talented public bath round eye

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Yellow garrison



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Ocher Soul-stirring Azn Becky

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: galvanic magenta spot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: flickering tanning salon goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: painfully honest passionate box office

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)