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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Buck-toothed Frozen Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
odious big-titted fortuitous meteor national security agency
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Internet-worthy cuckold
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Exciting up-to-no-good pit
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Exhilarant principal's office
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Bonkers wine gay wizard
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
sienna bisexual forum juggernaut
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
racy whorehouse
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Wonderful stage liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
canary very tactful station nibblets
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Slimy bateful macaca
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
saffron well-lubricated filthpig office
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Contagious gold bbw kitty cat
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
smoky corn cake
  06/30/25
cr
Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Wonderful stage liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
house-broken mauve cumskin kitty
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
saffron well-lubricated filthpig office
  06/30/25
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Big halford
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Slimy bateful macaca
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
smoky corn cake
  06/30/25
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Vigorous main people
  07/01/25
*bussy
white tattoo foreskin
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Bonkers wine gay wizard
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Pea-brained national old irish cottage
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Wild site yarmulke
  06/30/25
fuck
Slimy bateful macaca
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Pea-brained national old irish cottage
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Buck-toothed Frozen Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Slimy bateful macaca
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
house-broken mauve cumskin kitty
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
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curious public bath cuckoldry
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
mind-boggling parlor
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Sickened home
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Ruby Corner
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Sickened home
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Big halford
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Sickened home
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Blue motley karate goal in life
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Self-absorbed trailer park
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Charcoal philosopher-king brethren
  06/30/25
tcr
Big halford
  07/01/25
just jump
twinkling piazza
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
...
soul-stirring purple trump supporter persian
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
flushed mood
  06/30/25
wow
Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Duck-like Area Fanboi
  06/30/25
JFC man
Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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twinkling piazza
  06/30/25
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Slimy bateful macaca
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Self-absorbed trailer park
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Charcoal philosopher-king brethren
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
mind-boggling parlor
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Vigorous main people
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Yapping Vibrant Pervert
  07/01/25
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Internet-worthy cuckold
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Exhilarant principal's office
  06/30/25
bro
Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
...
Charcoal philosopher-king brethren
  06/30/25
lol
Big halford
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Dun ticket booth jap
  06/30/25
jfc
Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Wonderful stage liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Insecure mad-dog skullcap stag film
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Walnut faggotry field
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Big halford
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Dun ticket booth jap
  07/01/25
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Ruby Corner
  07/01/25
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Walnut faggotry field
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Yapping Vibrant Pervert
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
hairraiser party of the first part
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
house-broken mauve cumskin kitty
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Amber razzle hairy legs
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Slimy bateful macaca
  06/30/25
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Amber razzle hairy legs
  07/01/25
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Aqua Theatre Voyeur
  07/01/25
lol
Big halford
  07/01/25
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twinkling piazza
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Charismatic antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
milky blood rage
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Pearl quadroon state
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Magical Sable Indirect Expression Tanning Salon
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Medicated bistre heaven sex offender
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Aqua Theatre Voyeur
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
garnet stead
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Amber razzle hairy legs
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Big halford
  07/01/25
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Amber razzle hairy legs
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Vigorous main people
  07/01/25
😟
silver elastic band athletic conference
  07/01/25
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comical stain
  07/01/25
holy shit
Amber razzle hairy legs
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Aqua Theatre Voyeur
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
trip casino
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Yapping Vibrant Pervert
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Bonkers wine gay wizard
  07/01/25
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Amber razzle hairy legs
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Yapping Vibrant Pervert
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Yapping Vibrant Pervert
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
flushed mood
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Bonkers wine gay wizard
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Amber razzle hairy legs
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Pearly cerebral school cafeteria trust fund
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Vigorous main people
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
awkward lavender native
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Amber razzle hairy legs
  07/06/25
...
flushed mood
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Beady-eyed lodge laser beams
  07/06/25
...
Walnut faggotry field
  07/06/25
lol
Big halford
  07/07/25
wow
Amber razzle hairy legs
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Frozen Famous Landscape Painting

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: odious big-titted fortuitous meteor national security agency

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cuckold

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Exciting up-to-no-good pit

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant principal's office

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Bonkers wine gay wizard

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: sienna bisexual forum juggernaut

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: racy whorehouse

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Wonderful stage liquid oxygen

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: canary very tactful station nibblets

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Slimy bateful macaca

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: saffron well-lubricated filthpig office

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Contagious gold bbw kitty cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: smoky corn cake

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Wonderful stage liquid oxygen

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: house-broken mauve cumskin kitty

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: saffron well-lubricated filthpig office

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Big halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Slimy bateful macaca

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: smoky corn cake

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Vigorous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: white tattoo foreskin

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Bonkers wine gay wizard

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained national old irish cottage

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Wild site yarmulke

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Slimy bateful macaca

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained national old irish cottage

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Frozen Famous Landscape Painting

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Slimy bateful macaca

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: house-broken mauve cumskin kitty

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: curious public bath cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlor

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Sickened home

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Ruby Corner

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Sickened home

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Big halford

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Sickened home

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Blue motley karate goal in life

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Charcoal philosopher-king brethren

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Big halford

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: twinkling piazza

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring purple trump supporter persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: flushed mood

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Duck-like Area Fanboi

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: racy whorehouse

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: twinkling piazza



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Slimy bateful macaca



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: saffron well-lubricated filthpig office



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Insecure mad-dog skullcap stag film



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Walnut faggotry field



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Charcoal philosopher-king brethren

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlor

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Startled abnormal box office



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Vigorous main people



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Arousing Therapy



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: navy partner windowlicker

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Pervert



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cuckold



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant principal's office

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

bro

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Charcoal philosopher-king brethren



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Big halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: gaped alcoholic hospital scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Dun ticket booth jap

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

jfc

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Wonderful stage liquid oxygen

eric clapton stunned

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Insecure mad-dog skullcap stag film

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Walnut faggotry field

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Big halford

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Dun ticket booth jap

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Ruby Corner



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Walnut faggotry field



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Pervert

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hairraiser party of the first part

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: house-broken mauve cumskin kitty

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Slimy bateful macaca

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Aqua Theatre Voyeur



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Big halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: twinkling piazza



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Charismatic antidepressant drug

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: milky blood rage

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Pearl quadroon state

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Magical Sable Indirect Expression Tanning Salon

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Medicated bistre heaven sex offender

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Aqua Theatre Voyeur

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: garnet stead

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Big halford

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Vigorous main people

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: silver elastic band athletic conference

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: comical stain



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

holy shit

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Aqua Theatre Voyeur

yes absolutely

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: trip casino

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Pervert

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Bonkers wine gay wizard

You jump in no matter what

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Pervert

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Pervert

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: flushed mood

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Bonkers wine gay wizard

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Pearly cerebral school cafeteria trust fund

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Vigorous main people

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: awkward lavender native

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

that was unnecessary

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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: flushed mood



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed lodge laser beams

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Walnut faggotry field



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Big halford

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Amber razzle hairy legs

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)