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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
orange resort
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
Adulterous Bateful Lay
  05/27/25
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orange resort
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
learning disabled mood meetinghouse
  05/27/25
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orange resort
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
flatulent legend
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Startled trailer park water buffalo
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
talented pervert yarmulke
  05/27/25
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Bespoke Crawly Rehab
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
wonderful reading party base
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
orange resort
  05/28/25
jfc
comical becky rigpig
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
Lascivious impertinent scourge upon the earth dragon
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: orange resort

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Adulterous Bateful Lay

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: orange resort



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: learning disabled mood meetinghouse

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: orange resort



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: flatulent legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Startled trailer park water buffalo

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: talented pervert yarmulke

id buy one u got a link?

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Bespoke Crawly Rehab



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: wonderful reading party base

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: orange resort

Much like my wife

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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: comical becky rigpig

jfc

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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: Lascivious impertinent scourge upon the earth dragon

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

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