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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
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  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
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  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
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  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
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  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
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This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
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lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
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  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
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  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
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  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
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  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
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  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
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  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
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  06/30/25
(actual married male)
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
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  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
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  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
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  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
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  06/30/25
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  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
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  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
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  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
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my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
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  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
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  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
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  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
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  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
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  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
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  06/30/25
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Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/06/25
He should have jumped
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  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
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  07/01/25
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  07/02/25
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
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  07/01/25
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  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
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  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
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  07/02/25
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  07/02/25
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  07/02/25
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  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Useless Greedy Telephone

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: gay tanning salon skinny woman

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: chrome stirring dingle berry

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Ocher Godawful Hell

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: abusive black gaming laptop station

how much life insurance do they have?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lake point

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Violent Lilac Immigrant Church

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Angry appetizing stead

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cerebral charcoal main people round eye

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: marvelous rose dopamine

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: carmine faggotry

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: transparent windowlicker shrine

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Ruby Ladyboy Therapy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: learning disabled lime casino shitlib

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

cr

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cerebral charcoal main people round eye

what about your other kids?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: copper abode milk

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: transparent windowlicker shrine

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Crimson church building giraffe



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: carmine faggotry

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: learning disabled lime casino shitlib

His wife will probably have sex with him too

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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse karate



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: mischievous ivory background story lay

*bussy

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lake point

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Rusted fat ankles

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Impertinent meetinghouse macaca

(actual married male)

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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: carmine faggotry

fuck

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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Rusted fat ankles

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Useless Greedy Telephone

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: carmine faggotry

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: copper abode milk

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Comical Genital Piercing



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: sepia doctorate theater

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Lemon Wonderful Senate

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: exhilarant zippy menage bbw

(Smart Dad)

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Lemon Wonderful Senate

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Crimson church building giraffe

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Lemon Wonderful Senate

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cracking Mood Theater Stage

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: cowardly step-uncle's house half-breed

(Disney in house lawyer)

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: dun at-the-ready stage

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Crimson church building giraffe

tcr

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle naked indian lodge degenerate

just jump

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

ALWAYS tcr

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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: boyish nubile parlor



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Disgusting Contagious Market Haunted Graveyard

Depends which kid

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

wow

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: pungent cream pistol principal's office

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

JFC man

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Angry appetizing stead

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle naked indian lodge degenerate



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: carmine faggotry



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: transparent windowlicker shrine



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Mint sexy masturbator feces



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Twinkling Rehab



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: cowardly step-uncle's house half-breed



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: dun at-the-ready stage

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: sepia doctorate theater

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: olive business firm



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse karate



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Bisexual Bearded Philosopher-king



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: multi-colored house

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: slap-happy balding cruise ship



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: chrome stirring dingle berry



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: abusive black gaming laptop station

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: dun at-the-ready stage



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Crimson church building giraffe

lol

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: obsidian address



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: vigorous state

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

jfc

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Cerebral charcoal main people round eye

eric clapton stunned

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Mint sexy masturbator feces

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Twinkling Rehab

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Crimson church building giraffe

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: vigorous state

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: exhilarant zippy menage bbw



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Twinkling Rehab



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: slap-happy balding cruise ship

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Provocative university alpha

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: copper abode milk

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: carmine faggotry

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Emerald Elite Idiot



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Crimson church building giraffe

lol

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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle naked indian lodge degenerate



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: grizzly motley idea he suggested

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: effete drab garrison hissy fit

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Khaki Soul-stirring Dysfunction

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Supple milky clown

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: ruddy nighttime national security agency

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Emerald Elite Idiot

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: vivacious chad box office

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Crimson church building giraffe

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Chartreuse karate

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Slimy Circlehead

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: tantric hairless native voyeur



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

holy shit

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Emerald Elite Idiot

yes absolutely

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Drunken submissive private investor incel

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: slap-happy balding cruise ship

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lake point

You jump in no matter what

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: slap-happy balding cruise ship

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: slap-happy balding cruise ship

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Disgusting Contagious Market Haunted Graveyard

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac lake point

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Smoky Outnumbered Hospital

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Chartreuse karate

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Dilemma Internal Respiration

kid yes, wife no

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

that was unnecessary

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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Disgusting Contagious Market Haunted Graveyard



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: vengeful property

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Twinkling Rehab



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Crimson church building giraffe

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Green Fluffy Corner Gay Wizard

wow

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