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Rate these Vegas related texts from one of my pornstar clients (CSLG)

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi bloo...
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
Rate me as a UC university.
Sienna know-it-all address corn cake
  09/05/22
No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
TY Is this pornstar hot?
Sienna know-it-all address corn cake
  09/05/22
She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest...
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
DESCRIBE her.
Hyperactive point
  09/05/22
28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very...
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
Emailing you brother
Sooty private investor mood
  09/07/22
The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is...
misunderstood home hominid
  09/05/22
More like if the free dinners stopped would these people com...
henna macaca
  09/05/22
Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy di...
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand ...
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
Lmaoooo
stubborn kitty multi-billionaire
  12/05/25
say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying...
confused rusted legal warrant
  09/05/22
now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly reti...
magical stag film kitty cat
  09/05/22
Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
Breaking: Hooker seeks money
irradiated pink shitlib
  09/05/22
...
Trip Kink-friendly Hall Sneaky Criminal
  09/05/22
Does she mean Calvin Harris?
180 quadroon
  09/05/22
No, not that dude.
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you ...
Vibrant Den Ratface
  09/05/22
basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skill...
confused rusted legal warrant
  09/05/22
It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems li...
Vibrant Den Ratface
  09/05/22
I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, broth...
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
of course i would meet up with you in plano she still thi...
confused rusted legal warrant
  09/05/22
Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the conte...
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
yeah i give 0 fucks
confused rusted legal warrant
  09/05/22
Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no ...
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking...
confused rusted legal warrant
  09/05/22
III Forks?
Vibrant Den Ratface
  09/05/22
i think they're turning it into a poker room...
confused rusted legal warrant
  09/05/22
End of an era
Vibrant Den Ratface
  09/05/22
Will you come too, brother?
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.
Vibrant Den Ratface
  09/05/22
HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he...
insanely creepy nubile newt piazza
  09/06/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s
confused rusted legal warrant
  09/06/22
...
Sienna know-it-all address corn cake
  09/06/22
...
Stimulating very tactful depressive casino
  09/06/22
...
Sooty private investor mood
  09/07/22
Cocks out for content!
irradiated pink shitlib
  09/06/22
is that a Pixel phone?
multi-colored embarrassed to the bone market really tough guy
  09/05/22
Galaxy S22+
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?
multi-colored embarrassed to the bone market really tough guy
  09/05/22
I'm not interested in men.
autistic water buffalo
  09/05/22
I love men
free-loading nowag business firm
  09/06/22
ran here
multi-colored embarrassed to the bone market really tough guy
  09/06/22
...
Dashing lake twinkling uncleanness
  09/06/22
...
flesh contagious rigor
  09/06/22
...
fantasy-prone affirmative action
  09/06/22
...
marvelous bawdyhouse useless brakes
  09/07/22
...
Abusive spruce mother theatre
  09/07/22
...
sable half-breed spot
  09/07/22
That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a ...
irradiated pink shitlib
  09/06/22
Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.
Dashing lake twinkling uncleanness
  09/06/22
Same.
fantasy-prone affirmative action
  09/06/22
I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 b...
marvelous bawdyhouse useless brakes
  09/07/22
...
Dashing lake twinkling uncleanness
  09/07/22
iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.
fantasy-prone affirmative action
  09/07/22
pics of girls?
Flatulent cuckold
  09/06/22
To be fair, Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged marrie...
seedy flirting forum
  09/06/22
I just wish I had some friends.
irradiated pink shitlib
  09/06/22
im going to the brazzers house
well-lubricated ceo field
  09/06/22
L'Chaim!
Trust If Aryan
  12/22/25
My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to...
autistic water buffalo
  09/06/22
To be fair, "'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you...
seedy flirting forum
  09/06/22
I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawye...
autistic water buffalo
  09/06/22
"I have no anger towards anyone." That'd be te...
Sick lavender azn
  09/06/22
credit where it is due, 180 post
stubborn kitty multi-billionaire
  12/05/25
This is pathetic.
Sick lavender azn
  09/06/22
...
seedy flirting forum
  09/06/22
Slay, qween. Slay.
alcoholic soggy brunch boistinker
  09/06/22
TY, brother.
autistic water buffalo
  09/06/22
What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any s...
adulterous exciting faggot firefighter hospital
  09/06/22
I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly...
Racy Orchid Crackhouse Boiling Water
  09/06/22
They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in Californ...
insanely creepy nubile newt piazza
  09/06/22
Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "...
frum clear doctorate
  09/06/22
I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thoug...
fiercely-loyal stead yarmulke
  09/06/22
Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it
Apoplectic galvanic cumskin
  09/06/22
Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.
frisky anal legend
  09/07/22
Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want ...
sable half-breed spot
  09/06/22
This is all very sinful, brother.
fighting exhilarant gas station
  09/06/22
"I need to go read to my kids"
Buck-toothed tripping famous landscape painting
  09/06/22
i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars....
Aphrodisiac area volcanic crater
  09/06/22
You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put ...
Purple heady sound barrier university
  09/06/22
I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that...
autistic water buffalo
  09/06/22
You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you exclud...
henna macaca
  09/06/22
wwop
Flatulent cuckold
  09/06/22
your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross
Naked rehab
  09/06/22
i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or de...
cracking peach school circlehead
  09/06/22
u sound jelly
confused rusted legal warrant
  09/06/22
he's right tho
Spectacular weed whacker principal's office
  09/07/22
he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his...
flesh contagious rigor
  09/06/22
Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fa...
cobalt thriller nibblets
  09/06/22
he didn't really need to explain himself at all ....may...
Canary Mad Cow Disease
  09/06/22
Let's get this to 100 folks!
chest-beating shrine
  09/07/22
Let's do it, brothers!
autistic water buffalo
  09/07/22
We did it!
chest-beating shrine
  09/07/22
What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?
ebony greedy abode messiness
  09/07/22
They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped ...
autistic water buffalo
  09/07/22
Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Appare...
sable half-breed spot
  09/07/22
those don't have huge insurance policies
confused rusted legal warrant
  09/07/22
Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insu...
sable half-breed spot
  09/07/22
πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ
confused rusted legal warrant
  09/07/22
I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can ...
autistic water buffalo
  09/07/22
Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a f...
irradiated pink shitlib
  09/07/22
Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him
dull high-end partner voyeur
  12/05/25
Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao
insanely creepy nubile newt piazza
  12/05/25
discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one in...
Unholy Milk
  12/05/25
She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me...
godawful chapel background story
  12/05/25
...
fiercely-loyal stead yarmulke
  12/05/25
...
stubborn kitty multi-billionaire
  12/05/25
...
Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!
  12/22/25
...
Comical metal center
  12/05/25
To be fair, Wow, this is pretty cool brother. You seem ve...
To be fair
  12/22/25


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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi blood. I might start a course for people on XO to help talk to girls. I mean, it's basically just a sales skill. It's insane how obsessive some women are to me even though I'm a short balding lawyer. I never had a problem getting women to be drawn to me.

Saturday night was 180 too (that's why my client says "have fun being weird tonight"). Had a nice MFFF foursome (first time for me!). Wife and I met a lesbian (I guess I should call bi since they like men too) couple from Idaho. Was two girls. One was decent looking with a good body and below average face. The other was very pretty and had a great body. They were definitely very interested in my wife. She makes a great wingman.

https://imgur.com/a/eVxkJ5i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124142)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: Sienna know-it-all address corn cake

Rate me as a UC university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124151)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124153)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: Sienna know-it-all address corn cake

TY

Is this pornstar hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124165)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest in her physically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124208)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Hyperactive point

DESCRIBE her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124478)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very average face. Basically the average porn star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124551)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Sooty private investor mood

Emailing you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45131355)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: misunderstood home hominid

The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is that you and your wife pay for that pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124177)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: henna macaca

More like if the free dinners stopped would these people communicate with him more than a couple more times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124191)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy dinners for are poasters and my staff. She actually gets me a $500 Mastros gift card every year for my bday even though Ive never given her a dime or present (besides her case I settled of course). Im just an alpha jew dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124310)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand why people might get offended or even jealous of my 180 degenerate lifestyle. But I only post the truth on this glorious message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124194)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: stubborn kitty multi-billionaire

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#49486213)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: confused rusted legal warrant

say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124518)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: magical stag film kitty cat

now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly retiring and never coming back here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124182)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124187)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: irradiated pink shitlib

Breaking: Hooker seeks money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124190)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: Trip Kink-friendly Hall Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124295)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: 180 quadroon

Does she mean Calvin Harris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124496)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

No, not that dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124580)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Vibrant Den Ratface

I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you are having a nice time. Wish you all the luck in the world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124525)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: confused rusted legal warrant

basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skills" and she is too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124553)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Vibrant Den Ratface

It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems like porn stars care a lot of about obesity. I would do poorly with pornstars.

I really wish I could live the glamorous LA life. I want to be somebody. I want to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124569)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, brother. No interest in sleeping with her either. If I visit your city can we hang out? I might be out that way middle of next year to see some law school friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124571)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: confused rusted legal warrant

of course i would meet up with you in plano

she still thinks she can get money off you (maybe she can't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124575)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the content it generates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124584)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: confused rusted legal warrant

yeah i give 0 fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124589)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no object, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124622)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: confused rusted legal warrant

we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking pictures of receipts in Plano

that's the Austin mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124651)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Vibrant Den Ratface

III Forks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124679)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: confused rusted legal warrant

i think they're turning it into a poker room...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124691)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Vibrant Den Ratface

End of an era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124692)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

Will you come too, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124700)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Vibrant Den Ratface

Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124755)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:26 AM
Author: insanely creepy nubile newt piazza

HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he waves CSLG and disco fries into the Korean whorehouse like a third base coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125154)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:21 AM
Author: confused rusted legal warrant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125382)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:22 AM
Author: Sienna know-it-all address corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125383)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: Stimulating very tactful depressive casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45126558)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Sooty private investor mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45132459)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: irradiated pink shitlib

Cocks out for content!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125138)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: multi-colored embarrassed to the bone market really tough guy

is that a Pixel phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124531)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

Galaxy S22+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124557)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: multi-colored embarrassed to the bone market really tough guy

why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124560)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

I'm not interested in men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45124574)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:27 AM
Author: free-loading nowag business firm

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125155)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: multi-colored embarrassed to the bone market really tough guy

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125806)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Dashing lake twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125482)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: flesh contagious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45126601)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45127916)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45131569)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Abusive spruce mother theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45131581)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:59 PM
Author: sable half-breed spot



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: irradiated pink shitlib

That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a bit more pixel density though, for when you've really got your face a few inches from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125141)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Dashing lake twinkling uncleanness

Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125502)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone affirmative action

Same.

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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse useless brakes

I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 because I'm gay.

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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: Dashing lake twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone affirmative action

iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.

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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:02 AM
Author: Flatulent cuckold

pics of girls?

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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:19 AM
Author: seedy flirting forum

To be fair,

Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged married father of two and yet you still think it's, like, soooooooooooooooo cool (omg lol) to be "friends" with pornstars (omg lol!) aka worthless broken whores who literally sell their bodies for money in the most despicable ways which are filmed forever by amoral predators, and oh btw you like to spend your limited time on this Earth texting back and forth with these filthy diseased cunts for some sort of sick misplaced affirmation and also you sometimes pressure your "wife" to have orgies with them (omg lollll!!!) and then to top it all off you like to spend some more of your limited time on this Earth bragging about all of this empty and sick and degenerate meaningless bullshit to a bunch of total strangers online just so that they can hopefully tell you how cool and awesome you are and how great that all sounds.

Congratulations. You now know what it feels like to be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125148)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:24 AM
Author: irradiated pink shitlib

I just wish I had some friends.

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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: well-lubricated ceo field

im going to the brazzers house

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

L'Chaim!

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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:39 AM
Author: autistic water buffalo

My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to text you if you shoot me an email. You seem very angry about the entire situation. I just do what makes me happy. My wife is into girls, so no pressure needed, brother. Also, I'd be down to take you out for a nice dinner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125173)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: seedy flirting forum

To be fair,

"'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you, gay? You know only closeted gay people hate gays, right? So are you GAY?!"

Yeah you got me brother I'm so fucking jealous that you get to interact with pornstars and sometimes even have sex with them. Insanely jealous. I'll slink away now and not criticize your life anymore since you got me so good here with this call out which revealed that ackshually, I'm just really jealous of you.

Also just for the record, gay people are awesome and I'm definitely not gay. Please don't call me gay! I have no problem with gays, they're great!

(Damn all of these Jewish moves are so effective in 2022, how can we ever overcome them? Guess we should probably just give up now and stop trying cc: Consuela the Pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125176)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:44 AM
Author: autistic water buffalo

I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawyer who has threesomes at midnight, brother. You seem upset about something. I just don't know what. I'm just here to share some content with my fellow poasters, give them a window into my life and adventures, and kill 5 minutes while I wait for my green tea to brew. I have no anger towards anyone. I love you, my man.

I must have hit a nerve because you edited your post multiple times. I'm really sorry man. You're a 180 poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125182)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:35 AM
Author: Sick lavender azn

"I have no anger towards anyone."

That'd be terribly sad if not the case seeing how desperate for approval you are here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125220)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: stubborn kitty multi-billionaire

credit where it is due, 180 post

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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:28 AM
Author: Sick lavender azn

This is pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125157)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: seedy flirting forum



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:43 AM
Author: alcoholic soggy brunch boistinker

Slay, qween.

Slay.

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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:45 AM
Author: autistic water buffalo

TY, brother.

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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:51 AM
Author: adulterous exciting faggot firefighter hospital

What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any sense in context of the OP. Would’ve been 180 if the link were just three asses in the air instead of some drivel exchange with some lady who no one knows and can’t see pics of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125234)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:04 AM
Author: Racy Orchid Crackhouse Boiling Water

I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly wants him to like her because she is supposed to be doing something else but is texting with him to rate how much he likes her. Pretty weird behavior. Also kind of funny since it is clear that it is cslg that has the insecurity issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:09 AM
Author: insanely creepy nubile newt piazza

They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in California.

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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:36 AM
Author: frum clear doctorate

Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "friends" just like using him for free stuff. Much like everyone else in his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125392)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stead yarmulke

I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thought weird al was hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125287)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Apoplectic galvanic cumskin

Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it

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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: frisky anal legend

Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.

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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:28 AM
Author: sable half-breed spot

Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want something from you baby

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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: fighting exhilarant gas station

This is all very sinful, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125413)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: Buck-toothed tripping famous landscape painting

"I need to go read to my kids"

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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac area volcanic crater

i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars. would you engage in long text chains with prostitutes? it's the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125494)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Purple heady sound barrier university

You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put you in touch with women who would be willing to have sex with you and your wife.

I rate it 3/10 as a lifestyle and 6/10 as bort content. You should do more shitlaw posting it’s more engaging and I rate that stuff 8/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45125518)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: autistic water buffalo

I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that matter, brother. Only XO posters and staff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45126220)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: henna macaca

You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you excluding ex pornstars?

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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: Flatulent cuckold

wwop

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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Naked rehab

your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross

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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: cracking peach school circlehead

i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or desirable to be around people involved with pornography, let alone 'porn stars.' they are all mentally ill drug-addicted hookers. i can practically smell the vape clouds and body spray. i don't know why you would have any proximity to this if you're raising a family and trying to establish a great 'all-american lifestyle' for them as CSLG likes to claim.

i guess it cuts along with the general dorky vibe he gives off. he's a small-statured video game nerd who got married at 20, so there may be some arrested development there. if he thinks about what is appealing to other adults but has the mentality of a 22 year old or whatever, it makes sense that he would think this is really cool. if you are wealthy and attractive, you probably don't have to send a bunch of chumpy texts to someone named 'chloe' who takes a gallon of cum to her face from strangers monthly and makes extra money shoving things in her asshole in front of her laptop while a bunch of teenagers and incels send her cash app money.

there are plenty of attractive women in the world who would somewhat set aside looks if you are cool and have money. people in porn are dumb, trashy, and unstable. what is the appeal? and sorry brother but you are a little slippery with the truth on this issue -- similar to RSF claiming no woman has ever been with him due to his $$$. what do you think the odds are that this woman is friendly to you if you manage a produce section at Ralph's but otherwise are the same person ?

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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: confused rusted legal warrant

u sound jelly

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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Spectacular weed whacker principal's office

he's right tho

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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: flesh contagious rigor

he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his demonstrates, so nbd

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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:25 PM
Author: cobalt thriller nibblets

Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fat proles and thinking it's cool

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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:31 PM
Author: Canary Mad Cow Disease

he didn't really need to explain himself at all

....maybe "And? Fat people are actually pretty funny...especially when they struggle to tie their shoes"

"Beats hanging out with people who have gonorrhea"

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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:57 PM
Author: chest-beating shrine

Let's get this to 100 folks!

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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

Let's do it, brothers!

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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: chest-beating shrine

We did it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45132332)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: ebony greedy abode messiness

What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45131908)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped one of them, then she referred her friends, who referred friends, etc. Now I have about 6-8 active cases with pornstars and I've handled maybe 20 or so for different pornstars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45131955)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: sable half-breed spot

Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Apparently they are all improperly labeled as independent contractors and when they decide it's time to hang up their heels, they can all get a pay day by suing the club. Maybe Tommy can do this for you with his employment law experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45132122)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: confused rusted legal warrant

those don't have huge insurance policies

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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: sable half-breed spot

Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insured somehow for that. Regardless it's probably a file a complaint and get a settlement without any work type situation.

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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: confused rusted legal warrant

πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#45132151)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: autistic water buffalo

I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can find it since you Google me multiple times a day.

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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: irradiated pink shitlib

Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a fraudulent transfer (or similar) theory. I've been able to reach small business owners behind their entities in nearly every case I've tried to do it where bankruptcy didn't save them.

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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: dull high-end partner voyeur

Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him

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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: insanely creepy nubile newt piazza

Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao

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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Unholy Milk

discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one included. i saw the screenshot of the exhibits with cslg reddit posts on salary and networth a

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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: godawful chapel background story

She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me brother!!)))

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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stead yarmulke



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: stubborn kitty multi-billionaire



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Comical metal center



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Wow, this is pretty cool brother. You seem very cool and awesome, I'm very jealous of your life (just FYI).

BTW how are things going for you these days, my man? Any major life updates? Still killing it with your totally awesome wife and perfect family, I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2).#49531454)