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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
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Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Tan wild stain senate
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Tan wild stain senate
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Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
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literally rofling
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LOL just LOL
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Tan wild stain senate
  06/25/12
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  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
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impressive travel guidebook
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man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
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holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
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GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
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Tan wild stain senate
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another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
scarlet diverse brunch becky
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
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there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Dashing selfie forum
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Thriller temple
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Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Onyx rigor resort

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: titillating stage



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: impressive travel guidebook

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic Hunting Ground



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: hairraiser trailer park

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Sable reading party

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: scarlet diverse brunch becky

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Histrionic Dull Quadroon

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded talented prole orchestra pit



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Thriller temple



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Carnelian indian lodge scourge upon the earth

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: clear electric locale immigrant



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: supple theatre



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: adventurous navy kitty striped hyena



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Salmon hominid cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Salmon hominid cruise ship



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: pearl blathering clown pit



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Hilarious haunted graveyard public bath



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: jet-lagged sweet tailpipe windowlicker

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic Hunting Ground

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic Hunting Ground

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: impressive travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Slippery location

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: spectacular factory reset button affirmative action

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Fragrant Gaming Laptop Athletic Conference



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Smoky mind-boggling incel shrine

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Canary floppy chad double fault

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Misanthropic Hunting Ground

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: disgusting main people pocket flask



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic Hunting Ground

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: spectacular factory reset button affirmative action

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Dashing selfie forum

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Passionate site death wish



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: deep vivacious dog poop

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Fragrant Gaming Laptop Athletic Conference



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Pearly Wagecucks Library

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Frum Gaping

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Tan wild stain senate



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Gaming Laptop Athletic Conference



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Peach painfully honest church

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Wonderful walnut mother

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Motley red fanboi

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: scarlet diverse brunch becky

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: spectacular factory reset button affirmative action

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: spectacular factory reset button affirmative action

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: purple sexy business firm



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate

Much love for the shout, Box.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: spectacular factory reset button affirmative action

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Motley red fanboi

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Tan wild stain senate

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: spectacular factory reset button affirmative action

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: curious milk rehab

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: spectacular factory reset button affirmative action



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: purple sexy business firm



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring ruby regret mad-dog skullcap

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: purple sexy business firm



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Tan wild stain senate

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Thriller temple

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: spectacular factory reset button affirmative action



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Fragrant Gaming Laptop Athletic Conference



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Thriller temple

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Dashing selfie forum

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Thriller temple

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: clear electric locale immigrant

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Dashing selfie forum

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac garnet weed whacker azn

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Gaming Laptop Athletic Conference

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Fragrant Gaming Laptop Athletic Conference

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: bateful saffron hairy legs stock car

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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Sick Indigo Sanctuary Feces

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Big University



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Ivory nighttime headpube

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: spectacular factory reset button affirmative action



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: submissive mischievous legend

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: French Circlehead

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: White Concupiscible School Cafeteria Skinny Woman

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
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the man is a champion.

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Odious bronze state toaster

where did he go

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wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

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