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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Harsh snowy round eye
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
flirting associate
  01/05/14
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violet titillating chad dog poop
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Harsh snowy round eye
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Harsh snowy round eye
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Harsh snowy round eye
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Harsh snowy round eye
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
soul-stirring telephone garrison
  06/25/12
...
Razzle claret house mad cow disease
  06/25/12
Jesus
laughsome locus skinny woman
  06/25/12
literally rofling
khaki hell
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Cobalt bateful principal's office
  08/02/12
crying
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  08/29/12
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Galvanic stead
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  03/19/14
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Excitant Degenerate Indirect Expression
  06/27/14
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Up-to-no-good Jet Office Puppy
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  02/09/19
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smoky site
  07/11/19
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territorial lodge
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Harsh snowy round eye
  06/25/12
cop
Razzle claret house mad cow disease
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Razzle claret house mad cow disease
  06/25/12
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soul-stirring telephone garrison
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge
  08/02/12
...
Dark Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
tan jewess theatre
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Ebony box office
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Razzle claret house mad cow disease
  06/25/12
...
pink free-loading hall voyeur
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Razzle claret house mad cow disease
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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  08/21/13
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Harsh snowy round eye
  06/25/12
...
180 mahogany party of the first part
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Heady Abode Ape
  06/25/12
...
Dark Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
lemon brunch factory reset button
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Harsh snowy round eye
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Domesticated hospital international law enforcement agency
  06/25/12
...
Harsh snowy round eye
  06/26/12
...
Dark Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Hairraiser burgundy black woman doctorate
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Harsh snowy round eye
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
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  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
ocher thriller market regret
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Harsh snowy round eye
  08/02/12
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Harsh snowy round eye
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Cobalt bateful principal's office
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Harsh snowy round eye
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
ocher thriller market regret
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Harsh snowy round eye
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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  08/06/12
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JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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mustard senate organic girlfriend
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Harsh snowy round eye
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Galvanic stead
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Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge
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Dark Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Galvanic stead
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Lascivious fishy field police squad
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Galvanic stead
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Excitant Degenerate Indirect Expression
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Lascivious fishy field police squad
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
nofapping trump supporter
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  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge
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  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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  12/01/16
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  12/02/16
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  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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where did he go
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wish the little guy would come back.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
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ape ape
  06/26/26
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  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: flirting associate

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: violet titillating chad dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring telephone garrison

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Razzle claret house mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: laughsome locus skinny woman

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: khaki hell

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Cobalt bateful principal's office

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Umber charismatic faggot firefighter institution

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: coiffed underhanded corner affirmative action



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Galvanic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: dull greedy clown

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Excitant Degenerate Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: avocado sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Jet Office Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Jet Office Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: smoky site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: territorial lodge



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Mauve fragrant bawdyhouse elastic band

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Razzle claret house mad cow disease

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Razzle claret house mad cow disease

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring telephone garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Dark Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: tan jewess theatre

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Ebony box office

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Razzle claret house mad cow disease

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: pink free-loading hall voyeur



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Razzle claret house mad cow disease

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Lascivious fishy field police squad

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: 180 mahogany party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Heady Abode Ape

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Dark Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: lemon brunch factory reset button

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Domesticated hospital international law enforcement agency

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Dark Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser burgundy black woman doctorate

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Mewling dun queen of the night boistinker

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: ocher thriller market regret

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Cobalt bateful principal's office

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: mustard senate organic girlfriend



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye

Much love for the shout, Box.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: comical university people who are hurt



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: ocher thriller market regret

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: vibrant cumskin double fault

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: mustard senate organic girlfriend



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: curious glassy therapy famous landscape painting

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: mustard senate organic girlfriend



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Harsh snowy round eye

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Galvanic stead

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Dark Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Galvanic stead

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Lascivious fishy field police squad

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Galvanic stead

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Excitant Degenerate Indirect Expression

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Lascivious fishy field police squad

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: nofapping trump supporter

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Dark Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Dark Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Dark Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Dark Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Submissive soggy toilet seat



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: grizzly set kitty cat

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Excitant Degenerate Indirect Expression



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: carmine piazza



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Dashing Pungent Boltzmann Fanboi



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Dashing Pungent Boltzmann Fanboi

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: rose mind-boggling rigor



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Mentally impaired deranged incel faggotry

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Scarlet Bearded Whorehouse



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: vengeful provocative travel guidebook

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: odious massive old irish cottage



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: marvelous hunting ground prole



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Honey-headed Slimy Cuckoldry



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle house-broken nursing home half-breed

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Fluffy hilarious gay wizard

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Scarlet Bearded Whorehouse



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Indian Lodge



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Scarlet Bearded Whorehouse



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Indecent Canary Shitlib



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser burgundy black woman doctorate



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: peach kitchen

the man is a champion.

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: sapphire overrated theater stage

where did he go

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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Histrionic ivory church building



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser burgundy black woman doctorate



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Brass flickering partner



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Appetizing reading party legal warrant



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Shivering racy sandwich school

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: iridescent crackhouse scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: ape ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#49964828)