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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
swashbuckling walnut sound barrier property
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
charismatic overrated dragon cumskin
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Disturbing tanning salon
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Indecent doobsian turdskin shitlib
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Learning Disabled Psychic Boistinker
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Cerise rambunctious gunner
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
autistic jet hell
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
confused brindle old irish cottage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
snowy house-broken haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
mustard contagious hissy fit boiling water
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
talented bbw
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
cruel-hearted laughsome lettuce
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Hairless pistol church building
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
costumed low-t state chad
  06/30/25
cr
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
snowy house-broken haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
crystalline bipolar spot
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
cruel-hearted laughsome lettuce
  06/30/25
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tripping halford
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
talented bbw
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
costumed low-t state chad
  06/30/25
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Tantric Tan Theater
  07/01/25
*bussy
passionate useless corner
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Cerise rambunctious gunner
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Nofapping personal credit line coldplay fan
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
wine theatre
  06/30/25
fuck
talented bbw
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Nofapping personal credit line coldplay fan
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
swashbuckling walnut sound barrier property
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
talented bbw
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
crystalline bipolar spot
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
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twisted ladyboy
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
razzle brilliant market
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
spectacular travel guidebook nursing home
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Ebony Frozen Dilemma Skinny Woman
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
spectacular travel guidebook nursing home
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
tripping halford
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
spectacular travel guidebook nursing home
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Nubile Bonkers Fanboi Gas Station
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
pearl electric pervert
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Sable Newt Stag Film
  06/30/25
tcr
tripping halford
  07/01/25
just jump
Idiotic Glittery Foreskin
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
...
Deranged Orchestra Pit
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Duck-like pink degenerate generalized bond
  06/30/25
wow
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Nighttime national
  06/30/25
JFC man
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
confused brindle old irish cottage
  06/30/25
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Idiotic Glittery Foreskin
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Drunken Stage
  06/30/25
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pearl electric pervert
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Sable Newt Stag Film
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Tantric Tan Theater
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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sadistic thriller plaza
  07/01/25
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Disturbing tanning salon
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Learning Disabled Psychic Boistinker
  06/30/25
bro
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
...
Sable Newt Stag Film
  06/30/25
lol
tripping halford
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
buck-toothed principal's office goal in life
  06/30/25
jfc
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
snowy house-broken haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Thirsty flesh tattoo doctorate
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Drunken Stage
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
tripping halford
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
buck-toothed principal's office goal in life
  07/01/25
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Ebony Frozen Dilemma Skinny Woman
  07/01/25
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Drunken Stage
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
sadistic thriller plaza
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Odious Stage
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
crystalline bipolar spot
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
talented bbw
  06/30/25
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Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  07/01/25
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Beady-eyed Federal Set Ape
  07/01/25
lol
tripping halford
  07/01/25
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Idiotic Glittery Foreskin
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
insane carnelian public bath
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
well-lubricated aphrodisiac partner legal warrant
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Slippery peach becky
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
dull striped hyena
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Vivacious Athletic Conference Brunch
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Beady-eyed Federal Set Ape
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Wild judgmental casino
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
tripping halford
  07/01/25
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Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Tantric Tan Theater
  07/01/25
😟
mewling very tactful pocket flask address
  07/01/25
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opaque diverse crackhouse
  07/01/25
holy shit
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Beady-eyed Federal Set Ape
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Curious know-it-all ceo
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
sadistic thriller plaza
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Cerise rambunctious gunner
  07/01/25
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Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
sadistic thriller plaza
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
sadistic thriller plaza
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Duck-like pink degenerate generalized bond
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Cerise rambunctious gunner
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Deep Sex Offender Parlour
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Tantric Tan Theater
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Turquoise motley love of her life
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  07/06/25
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Duck-like pink degenerate generalized bond
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Rebellious Patrolman Yarmulke
  07/06/25
...
Drunken Stage
  07/06/25
lol
tripping halford
  07/07/25
wow
Slimy Field Genital Piercing
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling walnut sound barrier property

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: charismatic overrated dragon cumskin

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Disturbing tanning salon

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Indecent doobsian turdskin shitlib

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Psychic Boistinker

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Cerise rambunctious gunner

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: autistic jet hell

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: confused brindle old irish cottage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: snowy house-broken haunted graveyard

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: mustard contagious hissy fit boiling water

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: talented bbw

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted laughsome lettuce

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Hairless pistol church building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: costumed low-t state chad

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: snowy house-broken haunted graveyard

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: crystalline bipolar spot

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted laughsome lettuce

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: tripping halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: talented bbw

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: costumed low-t state chad

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Tantric Tan Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: passionate useless corner

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Cerise rambunctious gunner

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Nofapping personal credit line coldplay fan

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: wine theatre

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: talented bbw

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Nofapping personal credit line coldplay fan

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling walnut sound barrier property

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: talented bbw

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: crystalline bipolar spot

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: twisted ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: razzle brilliant market

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: spectacular travel guidebook nursing home

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Ebony Frozen Dilemma Skinny Woman

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: spectacular travel guidebook nursing home

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: tripping halford

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: spectacular travel guidebook nursing home

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Nubile Bonkers Fanboi Gas Station

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: pearl electric pervert

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Sable Newt Stag Film

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: tripping halford

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Idiotic Glittery Foreskin

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Deranged Orchestra Pit



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Duck-like pink degenerate generalized bond

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Nighttime national

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

JFC man

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: confused brindle old irish cottage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Idiotic Glittery Foreskin



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: talented bbw



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted laughsome lettuce



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Thirsty flesh tattoo doctorate



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Drunken Stage



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: pearl electric pervert



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Sable Newt Stag Film

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: razzle brilliant market

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: violet dashing therapy point



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Tantric Tan Theater



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: fragrant pea-brained menage jew



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle weed whacker

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: sadistic thriller plaza



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Disturbing tanning salon



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Psychic Boistinker

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Sable Newt Stag Film



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: tripping halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: provocative dead temple place of business



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed principal's office goal in life

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: snowy house-broken haunted graveyard

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Thirsty flesh tattoo doctorate

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Drunken Stage

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: tripping halford

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: buck-toothed principal's office goal in life

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Ebony Frozen Dilemma Skinny Woman



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Drunken Stage



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: sadistic thriller plaza

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Odious Stage

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: crystalline bipolar spot

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: talented bbw

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Federal Set Ape



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: tripping halford

lol

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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Idiotic Glittery Foreskin



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: insane carnelian public bath

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated aphrodisiac partner legal warrant

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Slippery peach becky

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: dull striped hyena

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Vivacious Athletic Conference Brunch

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Federal Set Ape

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Wild judgmental casino

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: tripping halford

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Tantric Tan Theater

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: mewling very tactful pocket flask address

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: opaque diverse crackhouse



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Federal Set Ape

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Curious know-it-all ceo

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: sadistic thriller plaza

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Cerise rambunctious gunner

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: sadistic thriller plaza

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: sadistic thriller plaza

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Duck-like pink degenerate generalized bond

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Cerise rambunctious gunner

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Deep Sex Offender Parlour

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Tantric Tan Theater

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Turquoise motley love of her life

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Duck-like pink degenerate generalized bond



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Rebellious Patrolman Yarmulke

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Drunken Stage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: tripping halford

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Slimy Field Genital Piercing

wow

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