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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Multi-colored Coffee Pot
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
galvanic navy circlehead prole
  05/30/25
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self-absorbed sienna mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
seedy fanboi
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Pearly house-broken dog poop
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Azure Electric Resort
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Orchid Effete Corn Cake Toaster
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Azure Electric Resort
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
soul-stirring generalized bond striped hyena
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Citrine provocative university
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Milky business firm
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Fiercely-loyal federal stag film persian
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Odious tank
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
disrespectful racy heaven double fault
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Odious tank
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Henna cracking box office
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Sapphire wrinkle institution
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Multi-colored Coffee Pot



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: galvanic navy circlehead prole

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: self-absorbed sienna mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: seedy fanboi

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Pearly house-broken dog poop

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Azure Electric Resort

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Orchid Effete Corn Cake Toaster

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Azure Electric Resort

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring generalized bond striped hyena

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Citrine provocative university

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Milky business firm

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal federal stag film persian

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Odious tank

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: disrespectful racy heaven double fault

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Odious tank

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Henna cracking box office

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Sapphire wrinkle institution

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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