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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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tripping frozen brethren house
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
slippery motley marketing idea
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Sticky Place Of Business
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Stirring affirmative action
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
diverse zippy public bath
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
heady dysfunction pocket flask
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
exciting orchid sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
impertinent light cumskin hall
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Honey-headed arousing gay wizard
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
tripping frozen brethren house
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
fishy preventive strike
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
umber sanctuary
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
vivacious drunken haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
tripping frozen brethren house
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
contagious duck-like area famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
bistre pea-brained gunner prole
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Chartreuse 180 theater stage
  06/30/25
cr
tripping frozen brethren house
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
fishy preventive strike
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Soul-stirring Abusive Sound Barrier Rehab
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
contagious duck-like area famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
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out-of-control salmon stag film
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
vivacious drunken haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Chartreuse 180 theater stage
  06/30/25
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Aromatic dull university
  07/01/25
*bussy
razzmatazz amber love of her life
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
exciting orchid sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Ungodly Milk
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Hairraiser shrine
  06/30/25
fuck
vivacious drunken haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Ungodly Milk
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
slippery motley marketing idea
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
vivacious drunken haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Soul-stirring Abusive Sound Barrier Rehab
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
tripping frozen brethren house
  06/30/25
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Cruel-hearted Abode Ratface
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Awkward Crimson Locale Rigor
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Dark demanding tanning salon philosopher-king
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
anal bright tattoo azn
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
tripping frozen brethren house
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Dark demanding tanning salon philosopher-king
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
out-of-control salmon stag film
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Dark demanding tanning salon philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Nudist Coral Hospital Macaca
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
tripping frozen brethren house
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Vengeful Big Psychic Stage
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
vermilion slimy school
  06/30/25
tcr
out-of-control salmon stag film
  07/01/25
just jump
Insane topaz bbw
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
tripping frozen brethren house
  06/30/25
...
Irradiated low-t codepig immigrant
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
bipolar supple mood
  06/30/25
wow
tripping frozen brethren house
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
curious liquid oxygen son of senegal
  06/30/25
JFC man
tripping frozen brethren house
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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Vengeful Big Psychic Stage
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
vermilion slimy school
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Awkward Crimson Locale Rigor
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Aromatic dull university
  07/01/25
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i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Provocative Friendly Grandma
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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Stirring affirmative action
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
heady dysfunction pocket flask
  06/30/25
bro
tripping frozen brethren house
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vermilion slimy school
  06/30/25
lol
out-of-control salmon stag film
  07/01/25
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judgmental stubborn internal respiration
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Racy bonkers office
  06/30/25
jfc
tripping frozen brethren house
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
fishy preventive strike
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
chocolate nibblets
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
bearded saffron point cuckold
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
out-of-control salmon stag film
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Racy bonkers office
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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bearded saffron point cuckold
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
maroon thriller masturbator piazza
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Drab Vigorous Doctorate
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Soul-stirring Abusive Sound Barrier Rehab
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
tripping frozen brethren house
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
vivacious drunken haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
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tripping frozen brethren house
  07/01/25
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Laughsome Swollen Ticket Booth
  07/01/25
lol
out-of-control salmon stag film
  07/01/25
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Insane topaz bbw
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
purple station factory reset button
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
sepia adventurous toaster
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Bossy startling national
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
lime hyperventilating spot
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Gay travel guidebook chapel
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Laughsome Swollen Ticket Booth
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Silver twisted filthpig locus
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
tripping frozen brethren house
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
out-of-control salmon stag film
  07/01/25
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tripping frozen brethren house
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Aromatic dull university
  07/01/25
😟
Well-lubricated field telephone
  07/01/25
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Alcoholic Nursing Home Voyeur
  07/01/25
holy shit
tripping frozen brethren house
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Laughsome Swollen Ticket Booth
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
high-end pale cuckoldry
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
maroon thriller masturbator piazza
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
exciting orchid sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
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tripping frozen brethren house
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
maroon thriller masturbator piazza
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
maroon thriller masturbator piazza
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
bipolar supple mood
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
exciting orchid sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
tripping frozen brethren house
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
outnumbered keepsake machete parlour
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Aromatic dull university
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
swashbuckling poppy native regret
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
tripping frozen brethren house
  07/06/25
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bipolar supple mood
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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  07/06/25
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bearded saffron point cuckold
  07/06/25
lol
out-of-control salmon stag film
  07/07/25
wow
tripping frozen brethren house
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: slippery motley marketing idea

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Sticky Place Of Business

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Stirring affirmative action

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: diverse zippy public bath

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: heady dysfunction pocket flask

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: exciting orchid sweet tailpipe

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: impertinent light cumskin hall

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed arousing gay wizard

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: fishy preventive strike

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: umber sanctuary

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: vivacious drunken haunted graveyard

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: contagious duck-like area famous landscape painting

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: bistre pea-brained gunner prole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse 180 theater stage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fishy preventive strike

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Abusive Sound Barrier Rehab

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: contagious duck-like area famous landscape painting

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: out-of-control salmon stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: vivacious drunken haunted graveyard

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse 180 theater stage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Aromatic dull university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz amber love of her life

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: exciting orchid sweet tailpipe

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Ungodly Milk

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser shrine

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: vivacious drunken haunted graveyard

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Ungodly Milk

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: slippery motley marketing idea

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: vivacious drunken haunted graveyard

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Abusive Sound Barrier Rehab

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Abode Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Awkward Crimson Locale Rigor

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Dark demanding tanning salon philosopher-king

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: anal bright tattoo azn

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Dark demanding tanning salon philosopher-king

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: out-of-control salmon stag film

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Dark demanding tanning salon philosopher-king

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Nudist Coral Hospital Macaca

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Vengeful Big Psychic Stage

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: vermilion slimy school

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: out-of-control salmon stag film

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Insane topaz bbw

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Irradiated low-t codepig immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: bipolar supple mood

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: curious liquid oxygen son of senegal

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

JFC man

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed arousing gay wizard

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Insane topaz bbw



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: vivacious drunken haunted graveyard



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: contagious duck-like area famous landscape painting



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: chocolate nibblets



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bearded saffron point cuckold



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Vengeful Big Psychic Stage



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: vermilion slimy school

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Awkward Crimson Locale Rigor

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: shaky french corner



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Aromatic dull university



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bronze Indian Lodge



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Provocative Friendly Grandma

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: maroon thriller masturbator piazza



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Stirring affirmative action



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: heady dysfunction pocket flask

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

bro

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: vermilion slimy school



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: out-of-control salmon stag film

lol

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: judgmental stubborn internal respiration



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Racy bonkers office

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

jfc

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: fishy preventive strike

eric clapton stunned

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: chocolate nibblets

jfc, the poor parents

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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bearded saffron point cuckold

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: out-of-control salmon stag film

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Racy bonkers office

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: anal bright tattoo azn



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: bearded saffron point cuckold



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: maroon thriller masturbator piazza

He should have jumped

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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Drab Vigorous Doctorate

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Abusive Sound Barrier Rehab

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: vivacious drunken haunted graveyard

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Laughsome Swollen Ticket Booth



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: out-of-control salmon stag film

lol

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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Insane topaz bbw



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: purple station factory reset button

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: sepia adventurous toaster

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Bossy startling national

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: lime hyperventilating spot

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Gay travel guidebook chapel

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Laughsome Swollen Ticket Booth

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Silver twisted filthpig locus

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: out-of-control salmon stag film

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Aromatic dull university

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Well-lubricated field telephone

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Alcoholic Nursing Home Voyeur



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

holy shit

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Laughsome Swollen Ticket Booth

yes absolutely

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: high-end pale cuckoldry

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: maroon thriller masturbator piazza

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: exciting orchid sweet tailpipe

You jump in no matter what

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: maroon thriller masturbator piazza

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: maroon thriller masturbator piazza

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: bipolar supple mood

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: exciting orchid sweet tailpipe

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: outnumbered keepsake machete parlour

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Aromatic dull university

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling poppy native regret

kid yes, wife no

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

that was unnecessary

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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: bipolar supple mood



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: metal menage indirect expression

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: out-of-control salmon stag film

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: tripping frozen brethren house

wow

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