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Donkey Kong Bananza is Proof that Idiocracy is Real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__Ph3jk5WQ
Autistic bateful gas station
  07/25/25
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Talking theater stage
  07/26/25
Only watched the intro but he's 100% right about Odyssey, so...
Irradiated Hall Coffee Pot
  07/26/25
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Buck-toothed opaque public bath foreskin
  07/26/25
Odyssey was just OK, the thing with switch is most people to...
Autistic bateful gas station
  07/26/25
Wii was just a weird fad, Outsold PS3 and 360. Second bes...
Irradiated Hall Coffee Pot
  07/26/25
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dead trust fund hell
  07/26/25
It was kind of like PS1. Huge console sales, lowish game sal...
Autistic bateful gas station
  07/26/25
Odyssey was just too easy, it barely felt like a game, more ...
Laughsome brethren
  07/27/25
Not watching this but I knew DK was shit about 15 seconds in...
Sooty Duck-like Station Doctorate
  07/26/25
Been watching a few Twitch streams of this game, it's the mo...
Talking theater stage
  07/26/25
I could tell it was low-effort as soon as I saw the environm...
Sooty Duck-like Station Doctorate
  07/26/25
proles deserve what proles get
Talking theater stage
  07/26/25
I wonder sometimes where all of the goodwill even comes from...
Autistic bateful gas station
  07/26/25
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sticky bronze sex offender
  07/26/25
A video game “critic” monotonously droning on th...
Diverse Indian Lodge Laser Beams
  07/26/25
This is good. I like the author's "conspiracy theory...
multi-colored heaven son of senegal
  07/26/25
I thought this game looked like shit and I'm glad to see som...
sticky bronze sex offender
  07/26/25
https://youtu.be/BNOhYLCEQFM?t=625 https://www.youtube.com/...
multi-colored heaven son of senegal
  07/26/25
Couldn’t get through the whole video. Sounds like some...
fighting doobsian location
  07/27/25
"This Nintendo game looks like it was made for children...
Cerebral space
  07/27/25
he's like 29 probably just Bald
Autistic bateful gas station
  07/27/25
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fighting doobsian location
  07/27/25
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Talking theater stage
  08/09/25
I played a demo and it seems bad. I pounded my way undergrou...
Autistic bateful gas station
  08/09/25
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Autistic bateful gas station
  08/10/25


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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Autistic bateful gas station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__Ph3jk5WQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49131973)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Talking theater stage



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Irradiated Hall Coffee Pot

Only watched the intro but he's 100% right about Odyssey, so I can only assume he's right about DK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49132912)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Buck-toothed opaque public bath foreskin



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Autistic bateful gas station

Odyssey was just OK, the thing with switch is most people took a 15+ year break from Nintendo (Wii was just a weird fad, galaxy didnt sell well) so it felt fresh. The whole genre is tired if you’re an old not to mention kid-friendly and always chasing the dragon of the godlike Mario 64.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49132926)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Irradiated Hall Coffee Pot

Wii was just a weird fad,

Outsold PS3 and 360. Second best selling Nintendo console after Switch (excluding Gameboy/DS).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49132972)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: dead trust fund hell



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Autistic bateful gas station

It was kind of like PS1. Huge console sales, lowish game sales. Galaxy sold 12m, Wii sold 100m. Galaxy 2 sold 7m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49133219)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Laughsome brethren

Odyssey was just too easy, it barely felt like a game, more like a theme park ride. I watched some DK Bananza on YouTube and it looks similarly easy imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49135388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Sooty Duck-like Station Doctorate

Not watching this but I knew DK was shit about 15 seconds into the reveal trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49133004)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Talking theater stage

Been watching a few Twitch streams of this game, it's the most boring shit imaginable, you are literally just running around smashing shit, there's essentially zero resistance or effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49133008)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Sooty Duck-like Station Doctorate

I could tell it was low-effort as soon as I saw the environments. They look like something out of a lauch Xbox 360 game. I was thinking Kameo: Elements of Power. And they aren't designed for precision platforming. If it wasn't attached to a major nintento license, it would be a 6.2/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49133018)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Talking theater stage

proles deserve what proles get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49133094)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Autistic bateful gas station

I wonder sometimes where all of the goodwill even comes from. The SNES library on the Switch online gives me the exact feeling I had contemporaneously which was like holy shit this is like 60 hours of cumulative first-party content to cover an entire gen and not all of it is great. Even for most of the SNES gen I was like "jesus christ next Gen will be so much better." Nintendo was outshined by 3rd parties on the SNES moreso than any platform imho. No one else says this.

And then N64 came and their 30 years of Humiliation started. So I wonder if that's why the fanboys are so passionate. Just because they Lost so many gens. A passionate af cohort of Losers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49133322)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: sticky bronze sex offender



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Diverse Indian Lodge Laser Beams

A video game “critic” monotonously droning on that his Ape Smash video game is no fun and represents the dawn of Idiocracy is too meta for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49133225)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: multi-colored heaven son of senegal

This is good.

I like the author's "conspiracy theory," that the current trend of gaming has to do with the lowering of the global IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49133407)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: sticky bronze sex offender

I thought this game looked like shit and I'm glad to see someone who agrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49133417)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: multi-colored heaven son of senegal

https://youtu.be/BNOhYLCEQFM?t=625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNOhYLCEQFM&t=988s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49133436)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: fighting doobsian location

Couldn’t get through the whole video. Sounds like some edgy dude trying to get clicks.

Bananza is a fun game tho. It’s a 9/10 3D platformer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49134946)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Cerebral space

"This Nintendo game looks like it was made for children" cries the 45 year-old man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49135362)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Autistic bateful gas station

he's like 29 probably just Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49135372)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: fighting doobsian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49135427)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Talking theater stage



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Date: August 9th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Autistic bateful gas station

I played a demo and it seems bad. I pounded my way underground and couldn’t see shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49170754)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Autistic bateful gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2).#49171334)