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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Odious self-centered cuck antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Heady deranged principal's office boiling water
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
supple cheese-eating tattoo
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Razzle-dazzle rigpig
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
hyperventilating balding school cafeteria
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
sadistic nighttime community account cumskin
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
unholy overrated house mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Impressive faggot firefighter queen of the night
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Stimulating Rebellious Site Faggotry
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Electric Magical Hissy Fit Shrine
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
buff menage fat ankles
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Black Charismatic Tanning Salon Idea He Suggested
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
crusty glittery garrison
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
dashing ebony spot
  06/30/25
cr
180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Stimulating Rebellious Site Faggotry
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Racy carmine senate jewess
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Black Charismatic Tanning Salon Idea He Suggested
  06/30/25
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big insecure school
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
buff menage fat ankles
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
dashing ebony spot
  06/30/25
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Sexy plaza
  07/01/25
*bussy
motley liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
sadistic nighttime community account cumskin
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Fantasy-prone legend business firm
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Exciting azn
  06/30/25
fuck
buff menage fat ankles
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Fantasy-prone legend business firm
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Odious self-centered cuck antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
buff menage fat ankles
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Racy carmine senate jewess
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
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Startled comical factory reset button brunch
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Very tactful french nibblets
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
provocative flirting pistol home
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
wonderful temple friendly grandma
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
provocative flirting pistol home
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
big insecure school
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
provocative flirting pistol home
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
hyperactive parlor
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
indigo market travel guidebook
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Chest-beating Ticket Booth Voyeur
  06/30/25
tcr
big insecure school
  07/01/25
just jump
stirring jade field dingle berry
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
...
hairraiser lettuce rigor
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Razzle ruddy resort
  06/30/25
wow
180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Clear gas station goyim
  06/30/25
JFC man
180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Impressive faggot firefighter queen of the night
  06/30/25
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stirring jade field dingle berry
  06/30/25
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buff menage fat ankles
  06/30/25
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Black Charismatic Tanning Salon Idea He Suggested
  06/30/25
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diverse locus death wish
  06/30/25
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Beta Persian Theater
  06/30/25
...
indigo market travel guidebook
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Chest-beating Ticket Booth Voyeur
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Very tactful french nibblets
  06/30/25
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Passionate mustard chapel
  07/01/25
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Sexy plaza
  07/01/25
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Bateful ivory idiot
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
razzmatazz parlour
  07/01/25
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Laughsome aquamarine potus center
  07/01/25
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supple cheese-eating tattoo
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
hyperventilating balding school cafeteria
  06/30/25
bro
180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
...
Chest-beating Ticket Booth Voyeur
  06/30/25
lol
big insecure school
  07/01/25
...
Umber exhilarant new version
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
mint infuriating bawdyhouse mediation
  06/30/25
jfc
180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Stimulating Rebellious Site Faggotry
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
diverse locus death wish
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Beta Persian Theater
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
big insecure school
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
mint infuriating bawdyhouse mediation
  07/01/25
...
wonderful temple friendly grandma
  07/01/25
...
Beta Persian Theater
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Laughsome aquamarine potus center
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
medicated amber forum kitty cat
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Racy carmine senate jewess
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
180 brass kitty stain
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
buff menage fat ankles
  06/30/25
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180 brass kitty stain
  07/01/25
...
Vivacious stubborn yarmulke
  07/01/25
lol
big insecure school
  07/01/25
...
stirring jade field dingle berry
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Internet-worthy police squad stage
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Appetizing Sick Mexican Church
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Galvanic Chestnut Candlestick Maker
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
mildly autistic crackhouse toilet seat
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Charcoal Address Dysfunction
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Vivacious stubborn yarmulke
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
bright hell coffee pot
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
180 brass kitty stain
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
big insecure school
  07/01/25
...
180 brass kitty stain
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Sexy plaza
  07/01/25
😟
cowardly tan dog poop mental disorder
  07/01/25
...
Trip point turdskin
  07/01/25
holy shit
180 brass kitty stain
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Vivacious stubborn yarmulke
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Multi-colored Violent Native Ladyboy
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Laughsome aquamarine potus center
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
sadistic nighttime community account cumskin
  07/01/25
...
180 brass kitty stain
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Laughsome aquamarine potus center
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Laughsome aquamarine potus center
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Razzle ruddy resort
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
sadistic nighttime community account cumskin
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
180 brass kitty stain
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
beady-eyed bronze step-uncle's house background story
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Sexy plaza
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Contagious theatre legal warrant
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
180 brass kitty stain
  07/06/25
...
Razzle ruddy resort
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
bearded brilliant newt roommate
  07/06/25
...
Beta Persian Theater
  07/06/25
lol
big insecure school
  07/07/25
wow
180 brass kitty stain
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Odious self-centered cuck antidepressant drug

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Heady deranged principal's office boiling water

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: supple cheese-eating tattoo

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rigpig

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating balding school cafeteria

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sadistic nighttime community account cumskin

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: unholy overrated house mad-dog skullcap

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Impressive faggot firefighter queen of the night

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Stimulating Rebellious Site Faggotry

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Electric Magical Hissy Fit Shrine

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: buff menage fat ankles

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Black Charismatic Tanning Salon Idea He Suggested

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: crusty glittery garrison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: dashing ebony spot

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Stimulating Rebellious Site Faggotry

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Racy carmine senate jewess

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Black Charismatic Tanning Salon Idea He Suggested

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: big insecure school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: buff menage fat ankles

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: dashing ebony spot

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sexy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: motley liquid oxygen

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: sadistic nighttime community account cumskin

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone legend business firm

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Exciting azn

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: buff menage fat ankles

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone legend business firm

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Odious self-centered cuck antidepressant drug

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: buff menage fat ankles

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Racy carmine senate jewess

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Startled comical factory reset button brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Very tactful french nibblets

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: provocative flirting pistol home

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: wonderful temple friendly grandma

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: provocative flirting pistol home

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: big insecure school

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: provocative flirting pistol home

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: hyperactive parlor

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: indigo market travel guidebook

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating Ticket Booth Voyeur

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: big insecure school

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: stirring jade field dingle berry

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: hairraiser lettuce rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Razzle ruddy resort

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Clear gas station goyim

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Impressive faggot firefighter queen of the night

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: stirring jade field dingle berry



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: buff menage fat ankles



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Black Charismatic Tanning Salon Idea He Suggested



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: diverse locus death wish



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Beta Persian Theater



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: indigo market travel guidebook



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating Ticket Booth Voyeur

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Very tactful french nibblets

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Passionate mustard chapel



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sexy plaza



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Bateful ivory idiot



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz parlour

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Laughsome aquamarine potus center



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: supple cheese-eating tattoo



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: hyperventilating balding school cafeteria

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating Ticket Booth Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: big insecure school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Umber exhilarant new version



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: mint infuriating bawdyhouse mediation

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Stimulating Rebellious Site Faggotry

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: diverse locus death wish

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Beta Persian Theater

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: big insecure school

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: mint infuriating bawdyhouse mediation

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: wonderful temple friendly grandma



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Beta Persian Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Laughsome aquamarine potus center

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: medicated amber forum kitty cat

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Racy carmine senate jewess

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: buff menage fat ankles

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Vivacious stubborn yarmulke



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: big insecure school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: stirring jade field dingle berry



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Internet-worthy police squad stage

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Sick Mexican Church

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Galvanic Chestnut Candlestick Maker

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: mildly autistic crackhouse toilet seat

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Charcoal Address Dysfunction

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Vivacious stubborn yarmulke

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bright hell coffee pot

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: big insecure school

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Sexy plaza

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cowardly tan dog poop mental disorder

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Trip point turdskin



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Vivacious stubborn yarmulke

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored Violent Native Ladyboy

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Laughsome aquamarine potus center

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: sadistic nighttime community account cumskin

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Laughsome aquamarine potus center

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Laughsome aquamarine potus center

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Razzle ruddy resort

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: sadistic nighttime community account cumskin

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed bronze step-uncle's house background story

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Sexy plaza

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Contagious theatre legal warrant

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Razzle ruddy resort



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: bearded brilliant newt roommate

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Beta Persian Theater



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: big insecure school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: 180 brass kitty stain

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)