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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 ...
Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
  07/09/25
(The Beaver™ Logs All)
Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
  07/09/25
Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
  07/09/25
Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
  07/09/25
I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
Out-of-control corner
  07/09/25
Wtf
silver legal warrant
  07/09/25
Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
Mind-boggling ivory love of her life
  07/09/25
It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
silver legal warrant
  07/09/25
There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
  07/20/25
When do I start?
big mediation
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coiffed hall
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topaz disgusting station ceo
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coiffed hall
  07/13/25
Can I jog around the parking lot?
Misunderstood heady school cafeteria
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coiffed hall
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Beady-eyed costumed brunch
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fishy tanning salon striped hyena
  07/19/25
Can my wife and kids be with me?
Grizzly crackhouse chad
  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
very tactful elastic band piazza
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
Grizzly crackhouse chad
  07/09/25
sign me up
carmine swashbuckling scourge upon the earth quadroon
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coiffed hall
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If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
Duck-like carnelian hospital
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Adulterous Chocolate Senate Messiness
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coiffed hall
  07/10/25
Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
Appetizing range indirect expression
  07/09/25
The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
silver legal warrant
  07/09/25
avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
Abusive bistre death wish abode
  07/09/25
youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
silver legal warrant
  07/09/25
i'm not trapped in here with you etc
Abusive bistre death wish abode
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coiffed hall
  07/10/25
ttiwwop
Insane trailer park hissy fit
  07/09/25
This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
Adulterous Chocolate Senate Messiness
  07/09/25
What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
aggressive balding menage new version
  07/09/25
Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
silver legal warrant
  07/09/25
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Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
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Mauve stubborn resort
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peach ape
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coiffed hall
  07/10/25
hehe
topaz disgusting station ceo
  07/13/25
Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
Aphrodisiac offensive pistol newt
  07/09/25
I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
Abusive bistre death wish abode
  07/09/25
But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
Mind-boggling ivory love of her life
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Mauve stubborn resort
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coiffed hall
  07/10/25
Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
Crawly clown
  07/09/25
whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
carmine swashbuckling scourge upon the earth quadroon
  07/09/25
Lol
silver legal warrant
  07/09/25
Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
Appetizing range indirect expression
  07/09/25
your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
carmine swashbuckling scourge upon the earth quadroon
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Mauve stubborn resort
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Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
Azure principal's office
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Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
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peach ape
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Beady-eyed costumed brunch
  07/13/25
I don't see why not.
very tactful elastic band piazza
  07/09/25
assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
trip sickened cruise ship
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Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
white wild school roommate
  07/09/25
regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
trip sickened cruise ship
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coiffed hall
  07/10/25
Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
clear free-loading headpube dilemma
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coiffed hall
  07/10/25
Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
amethyst bateful toilet seat
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Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
white wild school roommate
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peach ape
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would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
carmine swashbuckling scourge upon the earth quadroon
  07/10/25
U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
amethyst bateful toilet seat
  07/10/25
So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
Aphrodisiac offensive pistol newt
  07/10/25
OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
Mind-boggling ivory love of her life
  07/11/25
And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
Aphrodisiac offensive pistol newt
  07/12/25
This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
excitant glassy marketing idea main people
  07/10/25
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Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
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histrionic home nowag
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ebony odious site hunting ground
  07/11/25
As long as I could get a nicer bed.
jet gay wizard
  07/10/25
Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
  07/11/25
Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
Chest-beating diverse dysfunction sweet tailpipe
  07/11/25
you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show ...
amethyst bateful toilet seat
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coiffed hall
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Mind-boggling ivory love of her life
  07/12/25
Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
Emerald cuck
  07/11/25
180
coiffed hall
  07/11/25
DESCRIBE the research
Appetizing range indirect expression
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Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
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Angry Cuckold Potus
  07/12/25
1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choi...
Emerald cuck
  07/12/25
You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
Chest-beating diverse dysfunction sweet tailpipe
  07/12/25
so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
Emerald cuck
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coiffed hall
  07/13/25
Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
Chest-beating diverse dysfunction sweet tailpipe
  07/11/25
Cq
coiffed hall
  07/12/25
I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
cracking jap business firm
  07/12/25
What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
Mind-boggling ivory love of her life
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coiffed hall
  07/13/25
Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
Chest-beating diverse dysfunction sweet tailpipe
  07/13/25
Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
Duck-like carnelian hospital
  07/12/25
Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every ...
Startled filthpig stag film
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“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to giv...
Duck-like carnelian hospital
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coiffed hall
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peach ape
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Beady-eyed costumed brunch
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Beady-eyed costumed brunch
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Looks better than prison food, so yes. https://youtu.be/g...
bronze stage
  07/13/25
But where do I get 25m
Slate Mewling Whorehouse Affirmative Action
  07/19/25
https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq
Duck-like carnelian hospital
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: Out-of-control corner

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: silver legal warrant

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ivory love of her life

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: silver legal warrant

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Out-of-control corner

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control corner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Out-of-control corner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Out-of-control corner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Out-of-control corner



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Out-of-control corner



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Out-of-control corner



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: big mediation

When do I start?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: topaz disgusting station ceo



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Misunderstood heady school cafeteria

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed costumed brunch



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: fishy tanning salon striped hyena



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse chad

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: very tactful elastic band piazza

Would you want them to be?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse chad

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: carmine swashbuckling scourge upon the earth quadroon

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Duck-like carnelian hospital

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Adulterous Chocolate Senate Messiness



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Appetizing range indirect expression

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: silver legal warrant

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Abusive bistre death wish abode

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: silver legal warrant

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Abusive bistre death wish abode

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Insane trailer park hissy fit

ttiwwop

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Adulterous Chocolate Senate Messiness

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: aggressive balding menage new version

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: silver legal warrant

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Mauve stubborn resort



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: peach ape



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: topaz disgusting station ceo

hehe

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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac offensive pistol newt

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Abusive bistre death wish abode

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ivory love of her life

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Mauve stubborn resort



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Crawly clown

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: carmine swashbuckling scourge upon the earth quadroon

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: silver legal warrant

Lol

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Appetizing range indirect expression

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: carmine swashbuckling scourge upon the earth quadroon

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Mauve stubborn resort



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Azure principal's office

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: peach ape



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed costumed brunch



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: very tactful elastic band piazza

I don't see why not.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: trip sickened cruise ship

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: white wild school roommate

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: trip sickened cruise ship

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: clear free-loading headpube dilemma

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: amethyst bateful toilet seat

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: white wild school roommate

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: peach ape



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: carmine swashbuckling scourge upon the earth quadroon

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: amethyst bateful toilet seat

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac offensive pistol newt

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2).#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ivory love of her life

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac offensive pistol newt

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: excitant glassy marketing idea main people

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm

?

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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: histrionic home nowag



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: ebony odious site hunting ground



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: jet gay wizard

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating diverse dysfunction sweet tailpipe

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: amethyst bateful toilet seat

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ivory love of her life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Emerald cuck

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: coiffed hall

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Appetizing range indirect expression

DESCRIBE the research

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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Cerebral kitchen pisswyrm



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Angry Cuckold Potus



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Emerald cuck

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Chest-beating diverse dysfunction sweet tailpipe

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Emerald cuck

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating diverse dysfunction sweet tailpipe

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: coiffed hall

Cq

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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: cracking jap business firm

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ivory love of her life

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Chest-beating diverse dysfunction sweet tailpipe

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Duck-like carnelian hospital

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Startled filthpig stag film

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Duck-like carnelian hospital

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Startled filthpig stag film



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: coiffed hall



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: peach ape



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed costumed brunch



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Beady-eyed costumed brunch



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: bronze stage

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Slate Mewling Whorehouse Affirmative Action

But where do I get 25m

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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Duck-like carnelian hospital

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

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