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but he was so proud you.
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  10/31/16
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:24 AM
Author: Floppy cuckold



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:25 AM
Author: Talking Legend

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:23 AM
Author: bateful space



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: mildly autistic carmine parlour

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: Lascivious hospital internal respiration

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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Trip Site Incel



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:19 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Deranged marvelous home puppy



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:22 PM
Author: Topaz diverse locus

...but he had that big merger and was running point...

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: Disturbing Corner



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Floppy cuckold

but he was so proud you.

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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: wonderful dilemma

Ouch.

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Date: December 4th, 2015 6:04 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:49 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Bossy cruise ship voyeur

"he knew you were busy with your career. he knew it meant a lot to you, and he hoped it was making you happy"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: big buck-toothed set



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Floppy cuckold



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:42 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:43 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: poppy appetizing theater stage nibblets



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Spruce range

fuck *slams a whole bottle of tums*

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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Disturbing Corner



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:47 AM
Author: Zombie-like giraffe

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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Floppy cuckold



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: medicated shrine

JFC

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia very tactful liquid oxygen background story

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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:31 AM
Author: mentally impaired plaza

TOXIC

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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Disturbing Corner



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Date: August 8th, 2018 9:35 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Trip Site Incel

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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:39 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: red unhinged business firm

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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:49 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Floppy cuckold



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: Glassy crackhouse

"after he crashed that last harley, he couldn't go to any more jimmy buffet shows and he just kind of dried up without his parrotheads. but at least he got to enjoy his beach house during his golden years.

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz principal's office roommate



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:56 AM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: outnumbered cuckoldry hunting ground

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: scarlet embarrassed to the bone gaping



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:09 AM
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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth wrinkle



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:13 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: Heady Main People

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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:00 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:54 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: Excitant selfie location



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: comical senate bbw

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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: galvanic mint love of her life tanning salon

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:55 AM
Author: sick ocher box office



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Pearl Doobsian Office Codepig

is this xo's current toxicity du jour?

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: scarlet embarrassed to the bone gaping

nature of the assignment

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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: ebony vivacious alpha



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: poppy appetizing theater stage nibblets

Call your dad today.

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic dark orchestra pit

Tyft

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:56 PM
Author: greedy kitchen wagecucks

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: supple crotch

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:59 PM
Author: Laughsome keepsake machete multi-billionaire

*Text from partner: "Sorry to hear about your father. Please check your email when you get a chance"*

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Date: August 17th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Contagious athletic conference

FW:FW:out-of-office

"You are out of town MONDAY too? did not realize you were that close. that's fine, but will really need you to hit the ground running on tuesday. plz communicate better about this sort of thing in future. txh."

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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:32 AM
Author: mentally impaired plaza

JFC

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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: hairraiser anal water buffalo



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:36 AM
Author: Abusive trailer park jewess



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Author: Disturbing Corner



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Author: Disturbing Corner



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:48 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Spruce range

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Date: August 17th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: Yellow faggotry feces

Did his buddy know my dad split when I was 6 and moved 850 away?

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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Floppy cuckold



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Concupiscible national

My child arrived just the other day

He came to the world in the usual way

But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay

He learned to walk while I was away

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew

He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad

You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day

He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad; come on, let's play

Can you teach me to throw?"

I said, "Not today, I got a lot to do."

He said, "That's okay."

And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed

And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah

You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day

So much like a man, I just had to say

"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"

He shook his head, and he said with a smile

"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys

See you later; can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired, and my son's moved away

I called him up just the other day

I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."

He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time

You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu

But it's sure nice talking to you, dad

It's been sure nice talking to you."

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me

He'd grown up just like me

My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

We're gonna have a good time then."

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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: Aqua church

Fu :(

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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: Cream bull headed indian lodge

I know this will never happen because my dad literally has no friends.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: Heady Main People

because of this thread i just bought tickets to go home for thanksgiving to see my mom

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Floppy cuckold

Great man. That's a really good idea.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia very tactful liquid oxygen background story

good man. I'm sure she will appreciate it a lot.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Heady Main People

havent been stateside in 18 months man....such a shit son

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Floppy cuckold

where do u live?

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Heady Main People

Kiev

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Cream bull headed indian lodge

:)

180 brother

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Heady Main People

my mom called my brother in tears she's so happy

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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:43 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: lemon tantric quadroon

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Date: November 1st, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Floppy cuckold



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: Zombie-like giraffe

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Date: January 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Thriller Ultramarine Heaven



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Date: January 20th, 2018 4:24 PM
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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:15 PM
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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Disturbing Corner

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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: crawly psychic parlor

Jokes on you, I have two moms

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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:07 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:23 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: salmon useless brakes

... so he has more friends than me

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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:23 AM
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“yeah, but right now my law firm misses me, so excuse me a minute while I take this phone call.”

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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:34 PM
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