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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
walnut deer antler range
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Rose Aphrodisiac State
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
walnut deer antler range
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Rose Aphrodisiac State
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
walnut deer antler range
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Rose Aphrodisiac State
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
walnut deer antler range
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Rose Aphrodisiac State
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
walnut deer antler range
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Rose Aphrodisiac State
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
walnut deer antler range
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Exciting shrine fortuitous meteor
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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k
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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  08/18/13
180
Comical Tank
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Rose Aphrodisiac State

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Rose Aphrodisiac State

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Rose Aphrodisiac State

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Rose Aphrodisiac State

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Rose Aphrodisiac State

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Exciting shrine fortuitous meteor

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Exciting shrine fortuitous meteor

k

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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: thriller cuckold party of the first part

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: misunderstood honey-headed point

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: slimy charcoal community account



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Provocative indian lodge useless brakes

(millenial problems)

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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: misunderstood honey-headed point



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: arrogant drab boltzmann



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Vibrant Rebellious School Cafeteria



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Magenta Mother Lettuce

Holy shit not flame?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Kink-friendly meetinghouse

180000000000

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: cerebral jet-lagged volcanic crater gas station

what is a butt plug

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Comical Tank

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Comical Tank

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Comical Tank

180

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Rose Aphrodisiac State

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Rose Aphrodisiac State

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Rose Aphrodisiac State

EXPLAIN

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Rose Aphrodisiac State

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: hairraiser big-titted casino



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Mustard deranged address dopamine



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: slimy charcoal community account

crying laughing at this

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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: appetizing crimson senate



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Abnormal burgundy azn stage

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: canary voyeur hairy legs

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Comical Tank

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: slate theater stage alpha



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: sinister wonderful stag film



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: misunderstood honey-headed point



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

She’s watching the grandkids now.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: trip cordovan theater



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Pearly hunting ground national

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Flushed Potus



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: concupiscible forum



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Marvelous legend piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Fragrant locus

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Flatulent set

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready base

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready base

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: walnut deer antler range

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Plum Vivacious Location

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Flatulent set

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Exciting shrine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Cerise Well-lubricated Box Office Marketing Idea

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Flushed Potus

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Comical Tank

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: walnut deer antler range

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Abnormal burgundy azn stage

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: misunderstood honey-headed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: odious learning disabled office main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: odious learning disabled office main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: misunderstood honey-headed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Marvelous legend piazza

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: walnut deer antler range

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: arrogant drab boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Disgusting House-broken Ladyboy Keepsake Machete

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: gaped lodge partner

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: gaped lodge partner

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: gaped lodge partner

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: gaped lodge partner

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Arousing kitty cat center

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: gaped lodge partner

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: gaped lodge partner

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: gaped lodge partner

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Arousing kitty cat center

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Adventurous federal patrolman wagecucks

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Nighttime curious sanctuary

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: gaped lodge partner

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: gaped lodge partner

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: gaped lodge partner

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: cerebral jet-lagged volcanic crater gas station

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: cerebral jet-lagged volcanic crater gas station

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Passionate market internal respiration

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Passionate market internal respiration

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: gaped lodge partner

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: lascivious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Erotic sneaky criminal principal's office

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: outnumbered twisted plaza

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Hateful histrionic dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: walnut deer antler range

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Aromatic cyan church digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213400)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Chrome crackhouse

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: claret zippy property elastic band

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Avocado garrison

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Sooty foreskin corner

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: slimy charcoal community account



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: primrose chapel gaping



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Hateful histrionic dog poop



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Blue heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Abnormal burgundy azn stage

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: lascivious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#42929195)