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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Flushed Crotch University
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Beady-eyed field codepig
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
...
Greedy fiercely-loyal stage potus
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
concupiscible giraffe wrinkle
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Beady-eyed field codepig
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
concupiscible giraffe wrinkle
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Beady-eyed field codepig
  03/02/24
lmao
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  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
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Hyperventilating Adventurous French Chef Forum
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
low-t fragrant institution
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Flushed Crotch University
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Metal floppy principal's office
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Flushed Crotch University
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Metal floppy principal's office
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Internet-worthy Slate Generalized Bond
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
rough-skinned insecure patrolman
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Marvelous Spruce Stag Film
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
irradiated hominid
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
razzle shimmering pit pervert
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Aqua Embarrassed To The Bone Market
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
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  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
...
Brilliant base jew
  03/02/24
...
Lilac dashing dilemma
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Brilliant base jew
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
...
Ultramarine place of business
  03/03/24
...
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  03/11/24
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Flushed Crotch University
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
razzle-dazzle puce clown
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Flushed Crotch University
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
razzle-dazzle puce clown
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Laughsome Private Investor Ape
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
concupiscible giraffe wrinkle
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Flushed Crotch University
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Free-loading curious sneaky criminal
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Flushed Crotch University
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
jet piazza ladyboy
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
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  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Flushed Crotch University
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Milky Hot National Security Agency Degenerate
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
irradiated hominid
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
rough-skinned insecure patrolman
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
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  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Internet-worthy Slate Generalized Bond
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
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  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Blathering emerald juggernaut
  03/03/24
"shit"
Aqua Embarrassed To The Bone Market
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Heady sepia goyim
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Flushed Crotch University
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
cerise painfully honest jap
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Flushed Crotch University
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Metal floppy principal's office
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Flushed Crotch University
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
low-t fragrant institution
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Blathering emerald juggernaut
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Pungent box office
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Flushed Crotch University
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Flushed Crotch University
  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
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  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
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  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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Damn daddy Godspeed
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Greedy fiercely-loyal stage potus
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
overrated stubborn legal warrant
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
cerise painfully honest jap
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Flushed Crotch University
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Flushed Crotch University
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed field codepig

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: contagious whorehouse travel guidebook

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Greedy fiercely-loyal stage potus



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: concupiscible giraffe wrinkle

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed field codepig

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: concupiscible giraffe wrinkle

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed field codepig

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Ultramarine place of business

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: galvanic black messiness

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Adventurous French Chef Forum



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: low-t fragrant institution

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Metal floppy principal's office

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Metal floppy principal's office

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Slate Generalized Bond

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: rough-skinned insecure patrolman

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Marvelous Spruce Stag Film

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: irradiated hominid

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: razzle shimmering pit pervert

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Aqua Embarrassed To The Bone Market

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: sooty bisexual bawdyhouse elastic band

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: hairless fanboi black woman

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Brilliant base jew



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Lilac dashing dilemma



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Brilliant base jew

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Lilac dashing dilemma

the lack of answer is the answer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Ultramarine place of business



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: big stead weed whacker



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: mahogany theater mood

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce clown

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce clown

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Private Investor Ape

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: concupiscible giraffe wrinkle

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Free-loading curious sneaky criminal

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: jet piazza ladyboy

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: glittery public bath dragon

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Milky Hot National Security Agency Degenerate

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: irradiated hominid

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: rough-skinned insecure patrolman

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: sooty bisexual bawdyhouse elastic band

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Slate Generalized Bond

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: sooty bisexual bawdyhouse elastic band

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: ebony appetizing range

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Blathering emerald juggernaut

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Aqua Embarrassed To The Bone Market

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Heady sepia goyim

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: razzmatazz hyperactive state

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: mewling step-uncle's house

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring home sound barrier

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Blathering emerald juggernaut

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Plum Supple Brunch

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: overrated stubborn legal warrant

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: electric native

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Crawly Chapel Liquid Oxygen

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: cerise painfully honest jap

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Metal floppy principal's office

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: low-t fragrant institution

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Blathering emerald juggernaut

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Pungent box office

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Pungent box office

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Amber gunner preventive strike



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Slate Generalized Bond

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Offensive stock car center

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: sooty bisexual bawdyhouse elastic band

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: sooty bisexual bawdyhouse elastic band

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: razzle shimmering pit pervert

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Offensive stock car center



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Pungent box office

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Salmon rigor cuckold

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Adventurous French Chef Forum



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: splenetic den mexican



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: disgusting brindle shrine kitty cat



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: irradiated hominid

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Claret cruise ship antidepressant drug

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: underhanded useless brakes trailer park



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: vivacious filthpig menage

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Greedy fiercely-loyal stage potus



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Claret cruise ship antidepressant drug

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Offensive stock car center

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Apoplectic sticky lay

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Plum Supple Brunch

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: overrated stubborn legal warrant

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: cerise painfully honest jap

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: underhanded useless brakes trailer park

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: rough-skinned insecure patrolman

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: stirring tantric sandwich death wish



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Provocative Aggressive Meetinghouse Haunted Graveyard



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Charcoal Skinny Woman



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Amber gunner preventive strike



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Navy Stimulating Regret

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: irradiated hominid

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Claret cruise ship antidepressant drug

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: hairraiser factory reset button

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: rough-skinned insecure patrolman

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: tan comical community account yarmulke



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Flushed Crotch University

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Greedy fiercely-loyal stage potus

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Amber gunner preventive strike



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Thriller Very Tactful Nursing Home

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Indecent internal respiration



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: pearl aphrodisiac gas station hunting ground

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: green shaky abode mad cow disease

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Slate Generalized Bond



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: overrated stubborn legal warrant

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: chrome property

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: splenetic den mexican

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: racy aquamarine masturbator senate

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: vivacious filthpig menage

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Pungent box office

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: abnormal school nibblets

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



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