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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Chocolate dilemma love of her life
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Saffron Impressive Regret Heaven
  06/03/25
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arousing apoplectic gunner stead
  06/04/25
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floppy scourge upon the earth national
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Mischievous Spot Juggernaut
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Chocolate dilemma love of her life
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Slap-happy Vivacious Senate Azn
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Dun feces parlor
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Chocolate dilemma love of her life
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
pearl idiotic hominid theater stage
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
bat-shit-crazy liquid oxygen shitlib
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Chocolate dilemma love of her life
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
flushed wagecucks multi-billionaire
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
bistre stage
  06/03/25
obviously yes
doobsian marvelous hospital clown
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Harsh Carnelian Address Philosopher-king
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Cracking hall knife
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Arrogant sick resort tank
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Chocolate dilemma love of her life
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
bateful step-uncle's house codepig
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Harsh Carnelian Address Philosopher-king
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
provocative ungodly university
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
brindle stag film
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Charismatic Lavender Point Sneaky Criminal
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
pearl idiotic hominid theater stage
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
ebony contagious black woman ape
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Charismatic Lavender Point Sneaky Criminal
  06/04/25
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arousing apoplectic gunner stead
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
flushed wagecucks multi-billionaire
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Nubile Stimulating Range Athletic Conference
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
provocative ungodly university
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Chocolate dilemma love of her life
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
naked whorehouse
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
domesticated crystalline volcanic crater
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Chocolate dilemma love of her life

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Saffron Impressive Regret Heaven

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: arousing apoplectic gunner stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: floppy scourge upon the earth national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Mischievous Spot Juggernaut

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Chocolate dilemma love of her life

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Slap-happy Vivacious Senate Azn

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Dun feces parlor

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Chocolate dilemma love of her life

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: pearl idiotic hominid theater stage

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy liquid oxygen shitlib

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Chocolate dilemma love of her life

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: flushed wagecucks multi-billionaire

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: bistre stage

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: doobsian marvelous hospital clown

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Harsh Carnelian Address Philosopher-king

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Cracking hall knife

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Arrogant sick resort tank

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Chocolate dilemma love of her life

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bateful step-uncle's house codepig

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Harsh Carnelian Address Philosopher-king

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: provocative ungodly university

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: brindle stag film

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Charismatic Lavender Point Sneaky Criminal

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: pearl idiotic hominid theater stage

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: ebony contagious black woman ape

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Charismatic Lavender Point Sneaky Criminal

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: arousing apoplectic gunner stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: flushed wagecucks multi-billionaire

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Nubile Stimulating Range Athletic Conference

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: provocative ungodly university

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Chocolate dilemma love of her life

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: naked whorehouse

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: domesticated crystalline volcanic crater

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986845)