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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Mustard reading party heaven
  06/30/25
wow lol
Thriller Rose Police Squad Gaming Laptop
  06/30/25
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Violet irate athletic conference
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Thriller Rose Police Squad Gaming Laptop
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Mustard reading party heaven
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Mewling excitant area chad
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Mustard reading party heaven
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Jade corner hunting ground
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Hairraiser Box Office Sandwich
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Thriller Rose Police Squad Gaming Laptop
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
doobsian passionate scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Mustard reading party heaven
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Hairraiser Box Office Sandwich
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Sinister big affirmative action
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Thriller Rose Police Squad Gaming Laptop
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Mustard reading party heaven
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Provocative naked whorehouse partner
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
concupiscible territorial step-uncle's house dragon
  06/30/25
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Adulterous vigorous old irish cottage dopamine
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Canary church stock car
  06/30/25
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Mustard reading party heaven
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
aquamarine parlour
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Rough-skinned Boiling Water Range
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
lilac institution international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
...
doobsian passionate scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Sinister big affirmative action
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
arrogant lavender chapel
  07/01/25
...
Rough-skinned Boiling Water Range
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Ultramarine kitty cat
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Beady-eyed Filthpig Indian Lodge
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
charcoal bat shit crazy nibblets market
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
mahogany tripping rigor
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
magenta bearded cuckoldry
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
aromatic khaki center dysfunction
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Mustard reading party heaven

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Thriller Rose Police Squad Gaming Laptop

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Violet irate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Thriller Rose Police Squad Gaming Laptop

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Mustard reading party heaven

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Mewling excitant area chad

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Mustard reading party heaven

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Jade corner hunting ground

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser Box Office Sandwich

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Thriller Rose Police Squad Gaming Laptop

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: doobsian passionate scourge upon the earth

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Mustard reading party heaven

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser Box Office Sandwich

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Sinister big affirmative action

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Thriller Rose Police Squad Gaming Laptop

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Mustard reading party heaven

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Provocative naked whorehouse partner

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: concupiscible territorial step-uncle's house dragon

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Adulterous vigorous old irish cottage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Canary church stock car

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Mustard reading party heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: aquamarine parlour

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Boiling Water Range

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: lilac institution international law enforcement agency

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: doobsian passionate scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Sinister big affirmative action

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: arrogant lavender chapel

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Boiling Water Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Ultramarine kitty cat

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Filthpig Indian Lodge

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: charcoal bat shit crazy nibblets market

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: mahogany tripping rigor

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: magenta bearded cuckoldry

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: aromatic khaki center dysfunction

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065360)