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There’s a polymarket for whether Jesus returns this year
| Obsidian Vigorous Gaping | 11/18/25 |
| Obsidian Vigorous Gaping | 11/18/25 |
| Mint bateful hospital newt | 11/18/25 |
| Obsidian Vigorous Gaping | 11/18/25 |
| dashing house | 11/18/25 |
| Onyx abode | 11/18/25 |
| Obsidian Vigorous Gaping | 02/04/26 |
| Overrated bronze alpha | 02/04/26 |
| Obsidian Vigorous Gaping | 02/04/26 |
| Obsidian Vigorous Gaping | 02/04/26 |
| Overrated bronze alpha | 02/04/26 |
| Overrated bronze alpha | 02/04/26 |
| fart nigger | 02/18/26 |
| "'''''"'''"""''''" | 02/18/26 |
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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Obsidian Vigorous Gaping This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Coming of Jesus Christ occurs by December 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".
The resolution source for this market will be a consensus of credible sources.
2025 market:
https://polymarket.com/event/will-jesus-christ-return-in-2025?tid=1763503635796
2026 market:
https://polymarket.com/event/will-jesus-christ-return-before-2027 |
Date: November 18th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Obsidian Vigorous Gaping almost $2 million in volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2).#49441598) |
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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Mint bateful hospital newt can someone explain the thought process of a person who believes in this enough to put real money on it BUT presumably expects to benefit from a correct wager? is it just jews hedging the market? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2).#49441626) |
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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:25 PM Author: Obsidian Vigorous Gaping people really believe this stuff man
we’ve been trying to tell you guys for years |
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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: dashing house Dispensationalists and Christian Zionists (the politicians who kiss the wall and take AIPAC money) who follow the Darby and Scofield Bible stuff about God still owing stuff to the modern state of Israel believe there’s going to be some kind of predicable occurrence in which Jesus comes back and Jews run the world. It’s insane heresy but this is what is in control of the USA right now. It’s why Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham chimp out about Nick Fuentes. A lot of people don’t understand what’s even going on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2).#49441670) |
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Date: November 18th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: Onyx abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2).#49442607) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:38 AM Author: Obsidian Vigorous Gaping https://x.com/polymarket/status/2019041469643022444?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2).#49645982) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:43 AM Author: Overrated bronze alpha What’s crazy is that the price of Yes is basically driven by real interest rates, so it’s logical for it to be a positive number and not zero. A No contract is like a risk free bond.
Put another way, as the Fed lowers interest rates, the probability of Jesus’ return will increase. If the feds raise interest rates, the probability that Jesus will return goes down. |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Obsidian Vigorous Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2).#49646012) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Obsidian Vigorous Gaping “risk free”
what if he returns though? |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: Overrated bronze alpha I said “like” risk free. The coupon is your eternal soul (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2).#49646017) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: Overrated bronze alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2).#49646454) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 3:12 PM Author: fart nigger (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2).#49678383) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: "'''''"'''"""''''" All time high
https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/2023965594307940582?s=46 |