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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
sepia big deer antler boltzmann
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
silver boistinker
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
silver boistinker
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
out-of-control dark headpube stag film
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
silver boistinker
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
out-of-control dark headpube stag film
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
silver boistinker
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
sepia big deer antler boltzmann
  01/05/26
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sepia big deer antler boltzmann
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
silver boistinker
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
sepia big deer antler boltzmann
  01/06/26
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Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Nursing Home
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
silver boistinker
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
razzle-dazzle cumskin
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
coiffed temple immigrant
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
well-lubricated mad cow disease
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
silver boistinker
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
blue histrionic useless brakes
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
silver boistinker
  01/06/26
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stimulating knife becky
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
well-lubricated mad cow disease
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
silver boistinker
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
blue histrionic useless brakes
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
silver boistinker
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
blue histrionic useless brakes
  01/06/26
Lmao
sepia big deer antler boltzmann
  01/06/26
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Hairless kitty mediation
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Sexy shrine
  01/06/26
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out-of-control dark headpube stag film
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: sepia big deer antler boltzmann

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: silver boistinker

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: silver boistinker

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: out-of-control dark headpube stag film

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: silver boistinker

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: out-of-control dark headpube stag film

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: silver boistinker

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: sepia big deer antler boltzmann

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: sepia big deer antler boltzmann



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: silver boistinker

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: sepia big deer antler boltzmann

Tons of blow

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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Multi-colored Nursing Home



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: silver boistinker

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cumskin

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: coiffed temple immigrant

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated mad cow disease

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: silver boistinker

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: blue histrionic useless brakes

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: silver boistinker

(JD, Fordham University)

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: stimulating knife becky



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated mad cow disease

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: silver boistinker

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: blue histrionic useless brakes

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: silver boistinker

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: blue histrionic useless brakes

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: sepia big deer antler boltzmann

Lmao

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Hairless kitty mediation



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Sexy shrine

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: out-of-control dark headpube stag film



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