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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Lavender fat ankles
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
appetizing brass pit
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Lavender fat ankles
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
appetizing brass pit
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
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  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
appetizing brass pit
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Lavender fat ankles
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
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6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
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  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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No. My dad did once.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: appetizing brass pit

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: appetizing brass pit

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: appetizing brass pit

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: appetizing brass pit

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: appetizing brass pit

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible Slate Lay Trust Fund

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible Slate Lay Trust Fund

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Thirsty church building filthpig

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: lascivious bright kitchen dingle berry

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Pungent Startled Digit Ratio Sanctuary



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: magical box office

(millenial problems)

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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: lascivious bright kitchen dingle berry



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Scarlet Galvanic Gas Station



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: tan razzmatazz nibblets incel



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Cheese-eating address party of the first part

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Abnormal Motley Roommate Messiness

180000000000

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: supple resort mexican

what is a butt plug

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Bonkers National Athletic Conference

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Bonkers National Athletic Conference

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Bonkers National Athletic Conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: appetizing brass pit

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: appetizing brass pit

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: appetizing brass pit

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: appetizing brass pit

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: avocado hilarious field death wish



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Wine gaped locus kitty



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Pungent Startled Digit Ratio Sanctuary

crying laughing at this

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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: adventurous emerald forum



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: twisted casino queen of the night

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: White School Windowlicker

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Bonkers National Athletic Conference

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: lascivious bright kitchen dingle berry



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

She’s watching the grandkids now.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: mischievous stimulating cuckoldry



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: shimmering painfully honest scourge upon the earth volcanic crater

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Racy bbw



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Bearded Hunting Ground Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: fuchsia shrine blood rage



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Pale site

180 thread.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: sooty alcoholic becky giraffe

probably best thread title of the year

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Yellow associate menage

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

Fuck you, not flame bro.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Yellow associate menage

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Adulterous Location

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: sooty alcoholic becky giraffe

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible Slate Lay Trust Fund



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Flirting hairraiser factory reset button

180 thread

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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Racy bbw

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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Bonkers National Athletic Conference

UPDATE?

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

We got new butt plugs.

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: twisted casino queen of the night

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: lascivious bright kitchen dingle berry



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: know-it-all maize sandwich



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: know-it-all maize sandwich



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: lascivious bright kitchen dingle berry



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: fuchsia shrine blood rage

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

I like that THIS thread bothers you

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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Abnormal Motley Roommate Messiness



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Scarlet Galvanic Gas Station



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Bull headed nudist hell french chef

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: bateful milky double fault

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: bateful milky double fault

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: bateful milky double fault

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: bateful milky double fault

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: talented harsh set

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: bateful milky double fault

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: bateful milky double fault

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: bateful milky double fault

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: talented harsh set

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Nighttime pocket flask

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: red prole

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: bateful milky double fault

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: bateful milky double fault

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: bateful milky double fault

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: supple resort mexican

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: supple resort mexican

yolo bro

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: indigo passionate step-uncle's house

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: indigo passionate step-uncle's house

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: bateful milky double fault

hot

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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Mewling dilemma ceo



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: splenetic headpube

what the fuck is going on in here

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Stirring Stag Film

yeah gonna need an update op

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Honey-headed Disgusting Brunch Persian



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles

We had to buy new ones.

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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: diverse sadistic theatre

this thread is crazy.

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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: spectacular faggotry tanning salon

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Balding Shitlib

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Low-t weed whacker

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed tank corner



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Honey-headed Disgusting Brunch Persian



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: twisted casino queen of the night

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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Mewling dilemma ceo



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

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