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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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you need to write a book or something
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Explain your insult.
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Excitant Nowag



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Bistre Dog Poop Genital Piercing

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

explain please.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Bistre Dog Poop Genital Piercing

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Lake son of senegal

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Self-centered Snowy Coldplay Fan Office

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Excitant Nowag

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Excitant Nowag

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded pisswyrm

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring sandwich alpha

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: rambunctious ticket booth legal warrant

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: shaky hyperactive rigpig

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: jet-lagged headpube

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: French passionate cuck tattoo

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Floppy Pearl Orchestra Pit

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: dashing soggy fanboi

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like Kitty

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: very tactful vivacious mexican

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Orchid big codepig double fault

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Floppy Pearl Orchestra Pit



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: burgundy sneaky criminal

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: internet-worthy learning disabled locus organic girlfriend

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: walnut violent sweet tailpipe

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Nofapping Dysfunction Hunting Ground



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: trip honey-headed locale multi-billionaire

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Excitant Nowag



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Curious theater potus

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: razzle fantasy-prone jap



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored metal space trust fund

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: odious hell

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Step-uncle's House Wrinkle

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: narrow-minded pisswyrm



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: avocado unholy round eye



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: hyperventilating public bath newt



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: stubborn theatre goal in life

180

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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: white quadroon



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: nudist national

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Laughsome Step-uncle's House Wrinkle

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged headpube



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: rambunctious ticket booth legal warrant



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Cyan boyish circlehead

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: exciting violet base background story

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Mint vibrant whorehouse

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded pisswyrm

epic

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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Laughsome Step-uncle's House Wrinkle



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: primrose stimulating business firm

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Erotic arousing shrine



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: narrow-minded pisswyrm

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Khaki mood

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: disrespectful flatulent fat ankles voyeur



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: marvelous maroon gas station hissy fit

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Clear yapping main people den

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Excitant Nowag



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded pisswyrm

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: slippery cobalt church travel guidebook

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: misunderstood glassy lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: costumed ivory roommate dopamine



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Brilliant Razzle-dazzle Station Friendly Grandma



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: impertinent concupiscible range

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Brilliant Razzle-dazzle Station Friendly Grandma

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Canary appetizing clown point

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded pisswyrm



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling yarmulke

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: amethyst effete heaven jew



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Cyan boyish circlehead

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: narrow-minded pisswyrm



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Floppy Pearl Orchestra Pit



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: deranged aqua senate private investor

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant Internal Respiration



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Pearly french chef trump supporter



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Ultramarine Stead Patrolman



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Ultramarine Stead Patrolman



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: narrow-minded pisswyrm

18000000000000000000000000000

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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: provocative masturbator athletic conference

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Wine half-breed



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine Stead Patrolman



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: amethyst effete heaven jew



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: provocative masturbator athletic conference



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Ultramarine Stead Patrolman



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: French passionate cuck tattoo

JJJohnsmeyer

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine Stead Patrolman



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: titillating cuckold



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Floppy Pearl Orchestra Pit



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Ruddy meetinghouse black woman

180

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Flirting cowardly mediation



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Flirting cowardly mediation



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Flirting cowardly mediation



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine Stead Patrolman



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: demanding library kitty cat



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Author: Shivering mother



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Author: dashing soggy fanboi



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Author: razzle fantasy-prone jap



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Author: Federal lascivious generalized bond



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Ultramarine Stead Patrolman



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Author: Lemon Stirring Associate Giraffe



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