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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
house-broken passionate brunch nowag
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
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  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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Did you cum
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: house-broken passionate brunch nowag

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: out-of-control idiot field

Go over and help him finish.

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Dun aromatic private investor

He's obliged to

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Multi-colored Spot

cr. bro code.

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling tripping mother

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Big national weed whacker

*MFH posters furious*

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: out-of-control idiot field

upset

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: appetizing buck-toothed really tough guy center

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Sound Barrier

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: hairraiser karate

Did you cum

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Slap-happy elastic band boiling water

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: flushed senate



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Hot crackhouse

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac set quadroon



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Vibrant Liquid Oxygen

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: fighting site jewess

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: abusive feces windowlicker



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: adventurous territorial church building

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Nubile principal's office

(faggot)

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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Sexy Nursing Home Mexican

(Faggot)

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: internet-worthy at-the-ready dilemma turdskin

Damn

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: adventurous territorial church building

If she can't take you at your worst

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Chartreuse yapping plaza

rut roh

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fluffy personal credit line

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Nubile principal's office

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Sick awkward dingle berry



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Trip Misunderstood Piazza



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Frisky Telephone Idea He Suggested

Jfc

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: silver irradiated ape legend

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: silver irradiated ape legend

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Sooty arrogant toilet seat bbw

amazing follow up

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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Comical school kitty cat



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: silver irradiated ape legend



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: histrionic corn cake degenerate

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Vibrant Liquid Oxygen

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored Spot



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Sooty arrogant toilet seat bbw

After a first date

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling transparent boltzmann



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

Painful yet true

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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Vibrant Liquid Oxygen

Count to twenty

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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: drab alcoholic fanboi



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Cocky home



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Sound Barrier



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Trip Misunderstood Piazza



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: low-t theater stage rigor



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Hot crackhouse



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: mischievous mood potus

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: shivering genital piercing



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Cerebral toaster stock car



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: pearly odious pit



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Vibrant Liquid Oxygen



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: insecure address depressive

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: magical kitchen



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: galvanic stag film hominid

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Comical school kitty cat



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Marvelous lemon shitlib



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Sound Barrier



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Puce vigorous step-uncle's house

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Hot crackhouse

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: silver irradiated ape legend



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Liquid Oxygen

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: buff harsh chapel



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Comical school kitty cat

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: shivering genital piercing



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Pink vivacious ratface whorehouse



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Cerebral toaster stock car



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Hilarious indigo range

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Charcoal volcanic crater university



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Razzle Voyeur Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: supple coral love of her life base

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: buff harsh chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Cocky home

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Multi-colored Spot

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Cocky home

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: useless stimulating place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: salmon office gunner

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: bateful party of the first part coldplay fan

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Gay Mildly Autistic Location

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Floppy orange cumskin goyim



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: erotic travel guidebook

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: lime business firm death wish

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: magical kitchen

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Trip Misunderstood Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Scarlet community account

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Sound Barrier

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Henna submissive cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Trip Misunderstood Piazza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Sound Barrier

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: insecure address depressive

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: mischievous mood potus

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: slippery flirting garrison police squad

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Hot crackhouse

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: adventurous territorial church building



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: shivering genital piercing



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Greedy hissy fit abode

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Trip Misunderstood Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: pale meetinghouse



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: silver irradiated ape legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Gay Mildly Autistic Location

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Spot



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: pontificating legal warrant brethren



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Comical school kitty cat



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Dull space



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Vibrant Liquid Oxygen

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: slippery flirting garrison police squad

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Vibrant Liquid Oxygen

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Sooty arrogant toilet seat bbw



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: mischievous mood potus

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: mind-boggling transparent boltzmann

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: slippery flirting garrison police squad

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: mind-boggling transparent boltzmann

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Gay Mildly Autistic Location

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: lime business firm death wish

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Trip Misunderstood Piazza

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: appetizing buck-toothed really tough guy center

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: mischievous mood potus

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Arousing Sadistic Trust Fund



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine Wagecucks

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: mischievous mood potus

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy at-the-ready dilemma turdskin

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Walnut heady lodge scourge upon the earth

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Outnumbered curious library



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: mischievous mood potus

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Floppy orange cumskin goyim

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: infuriating hateful indirect expression



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Vibrant Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Narrow-minded lake stage people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: salmon office gunner

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: green electric alpha box office

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Liquid Oxygen

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Dull space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#49346693)