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BIGLAWYERS DO YOU HAVE YOUR SECRETARY PROOFREAD UR SHIT?

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Concupiscible shivering whorehouse
  10/21/14
lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC...
Glittery pearl dilemma yarmulke
  10/21/14
i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch eve...
Concupiscible shivering whorehouse
  10/21/14
do you know how retarded secretary's are?
Glittery pearl dilemma yarmulke
  10/21/14
i guess not
Concupiscible shivering whorehouse
  10/21/14
I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.
sickened abnormal university
  10/21/14
how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? ...
Concupiscible shivering whorehouse
  10/21/14
Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are. ...
sickened abnormal university
  10/21/14
brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fuckin...
Glittery pearl dilemma yarmulke
  10/21/14
cr
Zombie-like vigorous organic girlfriend sanctuary
  10/21/14
Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust m...
sickened abnormal university
  10/21/14
MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've e...
Cheese-eating confused trust fund rehab
  10/21/14
yep
Buff bonkers partner
  10/21/14
absolutely not
gaped sienna area
  10/21/14
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hyperventilating coiffed abode jap
  06/28/25
this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to rev...
low-t azn psychic
  06/28/25
Of course.
Concupiscible shivering whorehouse
  06/28/25
I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fu...
low-t azn psychic
  06/28/25
During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a de...
Concupiscible shivering whorehouse
  06/28/25
I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well abov...
low-t azn psychic
  06/28/25
i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run i...
Salmon lay coffee pot
  06/28/25


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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible shivering whorehouse



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Glittery pearl dilemma yarmulke

lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC. do u think it'd make sense for her to read my shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26561918)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible shivering whorehouse

i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch every typo in a 20-page discovery response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26561929)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Glittery pearl dilemma yarmulke

do you know how retarded secretary's are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26561947)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible shivering whorehouse

i guess not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26561950)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: sickened abnormal university

I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26562084)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible shivering whorehouse

how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? come on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26562103)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: sickened abnormal university

Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are.

By the way, doesn't your firm have a doc services dept that will proofread your shit? We had a 24/7 one. They are actually competent. One neat trick is if it is due in the morning you can finish it, send it to them and then pick it up in the AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26562130)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Glittery pearl dilemma yarmulke

brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fucking low as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26562134)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like vigorous organic girlfriend sanctuary

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26561983)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: sickened abnormal university

Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust my secretary to do basically anything other than check formatting and submit for reimbursements. Now that I'm in-house the same remains true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26561999)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Cheese-eating confused trust fund rehab

MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've ever met. I worked in a lot of professional offices growing up in a big city suburb and the office staffs there were about 20x as smart as a good biglaw secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26562026)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Buff bonkers partner

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26562092)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: gaped sienna area

absolutely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#26562136)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating coiffed abode jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#49057249)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: low-t azn psychic

this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to review for any comments and if they miss something you yell at them later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#49057266)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible shivering whorehouse

Of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#49057300)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: low-t azn psychic

I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fucking mail if it mattered, I'd always do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#49057303)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible shivering whorehouse

During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a dedicated, intelligent, knowledgeable gay male secretary who could have been an attorney himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#49057306)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: low-t azn psychic

I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well above average for the firm and then one partner I worked with a lot had a jamaican lady who did not like any of us, but I know for a fact nothing bad would happen to either of them if something didn't get out of the mailroom in time whereas my ass would be grass so I'd head down and watch the mail proles put it in the outgoing before even trusting them, I think they must have hated me because I seemed to be constantly harassing them a minute before last call to get shit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#49057314)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Salmon lay coffee pot

i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run it through AI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2).#49057308)