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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Lavender corn cake headpube
  06/30/25
wow lol
slippery dysfunction center
  06/30/25
...
heady flushed piazza
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
slippery dysfunction center
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Lavender corn cake headpube
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Vengeful Immigrant Orchestra Pit
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Lavender corn cake headpube
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Chrome mind-boggling gaping base
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Copper bat shit crazy menage pistol
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
slippery dysfunction center
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
drab hell
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Lavender corn cake headpube
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Copper bat shit crazy menage pistol
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
wonderful fishy selfie
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
slippery dysfunction center
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Lavender corn cake headpube
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Carmine Tantric Patrolman Cuck
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
jet new version address
  06/30/25
...
Snowy blood rage
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Irate Demanding Gas Station Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
...
Lavender corn cake headpube
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
galvanic greedy home dog poop
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
disgusting razzmatazz giraffe
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
blue space
  06/30/25
...
drab hell
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
wonderful fishy selfie
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Aquamarine Library
  07/01/25
...
disgusting razzmatazz giraffe
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
shivering metal chad
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Curious fuchsia locale
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
sooty cheese-eating temple
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
motley bronze box office
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Territorial Khaki Hissy Fit Tanning Salon
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Onyx dashing pit
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Lavender corn cake headpube

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: slippery dysfunction center

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: heady flushed piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: slippery dysfunction center

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Lavender corn cake headpube

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Vengeful Immigrant Orchestra Pit

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Lavender corn cake headpube

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Chrome mind-boggling gaping base

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Copper bat shit crazy menage pistol

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: slippery dysfunction center

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: drab hell

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Lavender corn cake headpube

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Copper bat shit crazy menage pistol

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: wonderful fishy selfie

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: slippery dysfunction center

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Lavender corn cake headpube

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Carmine Tantric Patrolman Cuck

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: jet new version address

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Snowy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Irate Demanding Gas Station Dingle Berry

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Lavender corn cake headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: galvanic greedy home dog poop

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: disgusting razzmatazz giraffe

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: blue space

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: drab hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: wonderful fishy selfie

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Aquamarine Library

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: disgusting razzmatazz giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: shivering metal chad

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Curious fuchsia locale

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: sooty cheese-eating temple

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: motley bronze box office

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Territorial Khaki Hissy Fit Tanning Salon

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Onyx dashing pit

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065360)