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Reality, Sorry Fags: You Lost at Life if You + Family Weighs < 1000 lbs

This is at adulthood. In my family I've got my wife and my ...
Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/03/25
OP crossing the threshold on his own, brave!
internet-worthy indirect expression
  08/03/25
You have zero family LOL at your life
razzle-dazzle theater stage newt
  08/03/25
he doesn’t need to include extra people to get to 1000...
Grizzly Hospital Jap
  08/03/25
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Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/03/25
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razzle-dazzle theater stage newt
  08/03/25
Are you seriously recycling the joke I made two posts earlie...
internet-worthy indirect expression
  08/03/25
No. He's saying that YOU will exceed 1,000 pounds if you kee...
Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/03/25
Scroll up tubs, my post was about you currently eclipsing th...
internet-worthy indirect expression
  08/03/25
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comical nibblets place of business
  08/03/25
That might have been your view, brother, but benzo chose to ...
Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/03/25
You’re morbidly obese and apparently the blubber is no...
internet-worthy indirect expression
  08/03/25
You made a joke. Mymanides shifted the subject back to you. ...
Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/03/25
This guy is now running low IQ schtick in addition to annoyi...
internet-worthy indirect expression
  08/03/25
I think it's more interesting to study the layers and layers...
Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/03/25
(Guy studying the layers of a 15 layer dip)
internet-worthy indirect expression
  08/03/25
At least 14 of those layers aren't "daddy's cheese"...
Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/03/25
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razzle-dazzle theater stage newt
  08/04/25
wasn't joking
Grizzly Hospital Jap
  08/04/25
I'm 6'5" and yes I've got some excess weight, but my bo...
Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/03/25
WORLDSTARRRRRR
razzle-dazzle theater stage newt
  08/03/25
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Tan Water Buffalo
  08/03/25
Brother I am a rich, tall, white male I have like 50 years l...
internet-worthy indirect expression
  08/03/25
Your dad is rich, you're (((white))), you fail at everything...
razzle-dazzle theater stage newt
  08/03/25
u whine like a little bitch all the time, why?
Supple translucent cuckoldry
  08/03/25
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Supple translucent cuckoldry
  08/03/25
my family of 5 is collectively under OP's weight alone.
comical nibblets place of business
  08/03/25
Surely he knew what he was (slowly) walking into
internet-worthy indirect expression
  08/03/25
...
comical nibblets place of business
  08/03/25
At least I walk with the pride and knowledge that others rel...
Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/03/25
...
razzle-dazzle theater stage newt
  08/03/25
ur a walking heart attack. your wife is gonna have to raise ...
comical nibblets place of business
  08/03/25
Are you attacking another heeb’s gollum? I’m gon...
apoplectic mood multi-billionaire
  08/03/25
He needs to join me on the wegovy march
medicated forum factory reset button
  08/03/25
the joie de livre-mo BTFO the bon vivant itt
Hot point haunted graveyard
  08/03/25
OP hasnt responded to this. odd case
comical nibblets place of business
  08/03/25
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comical nibblets place of business
  08/03/25
I don’t think you really get what’s going on wit...
Walnut old irish cottage cuckold
  08/03/25
CSLG fails this one afaik
Glittery cobalt whorehouse
  08/03/25
CSLG brings on the day for his family and 50+ others. That m...
Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/03/25
Suuuure, champ. When he sees this thread he’ll Disown ...
Glittery cobalt whorehouse
  08/03/25
So what man? If I never talk to CSLG again in my life, it wo...
Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/03/25
CSLG doesn’t employ white male goyim anyway
Glittery cobalt whorehouse
  08/03/25
I appreciate how you vacillate between viewing your family a...
apoplectic mood multi-billionaire
  08/03/25
...
razzle-dazzle theater stage newt
  08/03/25
you can take care of me baby
medicated forum factory reset button
  08/03/25
Maybe you should take care of about 180 lbs first by taking ...
Insecure headpube
  08/04/25
great thread
Bearded Haunting Marketing Idea Travel Guidebook
  08/03/25
...
Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/03/25
...
Greedy sound barrier plaza
  08/03/25
...
Maniacal pozpig new version
  08/04/25
Is this an impostor disco fries?
blathering wonderful foreskin address
  08/04/25


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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version

This is at adulthood.

In my family I've got my wife and my daughter. Adult weights for them are about 210-220 lbs in sum. Then there's me and my three boys. Weight at adulthood is well over 800 lbs for us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153075)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: internet-worthy indirect expression

OP crossing the threshold on his own, brave!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153077)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater stage newt

You have zero family LOL at your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153081)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Grizzly Hospital Jap

he doesn’t need to include extra people to get to 1000 lbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153198)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153200)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater stage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153259)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: internet-worthy indirect expression

Are you seriously recycling the joke I made two posts earlier you methed up retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153397)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version

No. He's saying that YOU will exceed 1,000 pounds if you keep living life the way that you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153543)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: internet-worthy indirect expression

Scroll up tubs, my post was about you currently eclipsing that mark solo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153547)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: comical nibblets place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153549)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version

That might have been your view, brother, but benzo chose to turn the mirror in a different direction. Check his poast up above. You're staring at yourself, brother, not me. I know it's shocking, but those are your man titties. Not mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153550)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy indirect expression

You’re morbidly obese and apparently the blubber is now clogging your brain and ruining your reading comp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153552)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version

You made a joke. Mymanides shifted the subject back to you. Benzo ran with it and said that YOU will exceed 1,000 pounds. Please explain to me what I am missing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153569)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: internet-worthy indirect expression

This guy is now running low IQ schtick in addition to annoying approval seeking schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153571)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version

I think it's more interesting to study the layers and layers of PURE COPE in your threading, brother. Is everything alright? Are you okay? You know there are hotlines that you can call if you feel like you need help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153583)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy indirect expression

(Guy studying the layers of a 15 layer dip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153589)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version

At least 14 of those layers aren't "daddy's cheese" my man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153950)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater stage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49154826)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Grizzly Hospital Jap

wasn't joking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49156350)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version

I'm 6'5" and yes I've got some excess weight, but my boys will all be over 6' and they will weigh more than 200 lbs. You're a bigger dude with good genes and you could have had phenomenal progeny and provided them with all of the advantages in this life. You traded it all for a watered down boulevardier at the Hotel Byblos pool at 11pm on a Tuesday evening in July.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153130)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater stage newt

WORLDSTARRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153145)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Tan Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153451)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: internet-worthy indirect expression

Brother I am a rich, tall, white male I have like 50 years left to have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153465)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater stage newt

Your dad is rich, you're (((white))), you fail at everything you do and you're VAXXED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153778)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Supple translucent cuckoldry

u whine like a little bitch all the time, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153620)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Supple translucent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153361)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: comical nibblets place of business

my family of 5 is collectively under OP's weight alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153083)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy indirect expression

Surely he knew what he was (slowly) walking into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153086)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: comical nibblets place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153088)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version

At least I walk with the pride and knowledge that others rely on me for their survival. It's stressful, but it's also the zest of life for a real man. One might say I'm even on the path to find the joie de vivre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153162)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater stage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153165)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: comical nibblets place of business

ur a walking heart attack. your wife is gonna have to raise 4 kids on her own if you dont diet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153203)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: apoplectic mood multi-billionaire

Are you attacking another heeb’s gollum? I’m gonna tattle to your rabbi daddy and he’s going to tell your wife not to fuck you (as he sniffs her dirty panties you gave him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153241)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: medicated forum factory reset button

He needs to join me on the wegovy march

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153244)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Hot point haunted graveyard

the joie de livre-mo BTFO the bon vivant itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153235)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: comical nibblets place of business

OP hasnt responded to this. odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153468)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: comical nibblets place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49154005)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Walnut old irish cottage cuckold

I don’t think you really get what’s going on with birthrates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153103)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Glittery cobalt whorehouse

CSLG fails this one afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153141)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version

CSLG brings on the day for his family and 50+ others. That means he gets to count their respective weights for this weight threshold. He's lifting tons and tons. He's doing just fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153149)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Glittery cobalt whorehouse

Suuuure, champ. When he sees this thread he’ll Disown you imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153175)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version

So what man? If I never talk to CSLG again in my life, it won't matter. If he shuns me that doesn't change that I lead a successful family of 6 and that I derive purpose from actually being successful. Regardless of what my bank account says.

I also want to take care of more people, I genuinely do, and I'm working on that. I want to be the man. I want to lift 100 or 1,000 or 10,000 tons if I can.

I'd never want to waste my resources and power on getting drunk in St-Tropez and bragging to others about how I had 95 J fares last year on my AA account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153187)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Glittery cobalt whorehouse

CSLG doesn’t employ white male goyim anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153195)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: apoplectic mood multi-billionaire

I appreciate how you vacillate between viewing your family as objects of resentment or objects of pride depending on the thread theme

Key is that, no matter what, they are objects. Ornaments for your ‘success’ or regrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153197)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater stage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153212)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: medicated forum factory reset button

you can take care of me baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153246)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Insecure headpube

Maybe you should take care of about 180 lbs first by taking the magic eat less shot. Then you can think about being around long enough to take care of anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49154832)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Bearded Haunting Marketing Idea Travel Guidebook

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153222)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153358)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Greedy sound barrier plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49153395)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: Maniacal pozpig new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49154642)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: blathering wonderful foreskin address

Is this an impostor disco fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2).#49156503)