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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Carmine ungodly kitchen alpha
  06/30/25
wow lol
curious foreskin
  06/30/25
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appetizing resort police squad
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
curious foreskin
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Carmine ungodly kitchen alpha
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Adventurous drab corner patrolman
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Carmine ungodly kitchen alpha
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
insanely creepy parlor associate
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
pontificating pea-brained native
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
curious foreskin
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
sienna provocative genital piercing cruise ship
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Carmine ungodly kitchen alpha
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
pontificating pea-brained native
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
histrionic costumed den
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
curious foreskin
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Carmine ungodly kitchen alpha
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Vermilion glittery school cafeteria boltzmann
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
olive aromatic selfie depressive
  06/30/25
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House-broken flesh skinny woman
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
odious incel persian
  06/30/25
...
Carmine ungodly kitchen alpha
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Boyish Nubile Tattoo
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
sexy trailer park windowlicker
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Silver titillating nursing home
  06/30/25
...
sienna provocative genital piercing cruise ship
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
histrionic costumed den
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Sepia really tough guy mental disorder
  07/01/25
...
sexy trailer park windowlicker
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
nighttime pit love of her life
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Bateful giraffe locale
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
canary coldplay fan elastic band
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
fishy galvanic brethren
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
brilliant ladyboy macaca
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
ruby antidepressant drug
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Carmine ungodly kitchen alpha

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: curious foreskin

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: appetizing resort police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: curious foreskin

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Carmine ungodly kitchen alpha

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Adventurous drab corner patrolman

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Carmine ungodly kitchen alpha

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: insanely creepy parlor associate

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: pontificating pea-brained native

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: curious foreskin

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: sienna provocative genital piercing cruise ship

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Carmine ungodly kitchen alpha

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: pontificating pea-brained native

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: histrionic costumed den

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: curious foreskin

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Carmine ungodly kitchen alpha

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Vermilion glittery school cafeteria boltzmann

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: olive aromatic selfie depressive

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: House-broken flesh skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: odious incel persian

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Carmine ungodly kitchen alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Boyish Nubile Tattoo

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: sexy trailer park windowlicker

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Silver titillating nursing home

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: sienna provocative genital piercing cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: histrionic costumed den

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Sepia really tough guy mental disorder

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: sexy trailer park windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: nighttime pit love of her life

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Bateful giraffe locale

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: canary coldplay fan elastic band

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: fishy galvanic brethren

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: brilliant ladyboy macaca

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: ruby antidepressant drug

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065360)